too effing hot

Yeah I remember reading some article like five years ago about how it was only going to get hotter thru Global Warming plus population increase would make heat in cities almost unbearable. I remember going "Hmm..." and now I'm thinking "Shit..." Not fun.

it was 88 in my bedroom when i went to bed last night and 84 when i woke up

that graph looks like a chili pepper

101 tomw in NY, I'm coming into work for the A/C

call in and go to a bar ffs

boston: Temperature 95.6 °F, Feels Like 111 °F, humidy 55%. i have had a crazy headache for the past two weeks that i think is from dehydration and no matter how much water i drink, i can't get it to go away and it is SO DAMN HOT

Boy, I bet all the batshit right wing cartoonists out there have cartoons this week with "GEE I GUESS GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL AFTER ALL!" Should I look?

just took the trash out and now i feel like i spent two minutes inside satan's asshole

ACs on all day in the apt for the pooch. It's gonna feel so damn good to go home to tonight.

i have to go do laundry ;_;

So glad to be going to the cape this weekend where it'll be 92, 89, 78. Sounds a little more bearable.

read that as so glad to be wearing a cape this weekend

I couldn't stomach the idea of touching hot clothes tonight so I dropped a bag off for wash and fold this morning. $9 and totally worth it imo.

Well I will obv be wearing a cape all weekend as they are my signature look.

let's see...cape...jerky undershorts...gladiator sandals...copy of girl with dragon tattoo...i am ready for the beach, motherfuckers.

^^ me this weekend

'cept jerky thing of course

riiiiight.

I MEANT JERKY THING

dammit

oh ffs

THONG THONG THONG

not THING

THONG

when this heat wave started roiling two days ago some genius place three whole uncooked fish in the dumpster, it was quite an eye opener at 7:30 in morning. and fyi the maggots are healthy and the mom is doing ok

Ahhhhh, a little relief coming up on Sunday.

http://www.fox16.com/media/files/cctvi_weather/klrt-wxc/Web_7_Day_Outlook/1664.jpg

The best tonic I can think of:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSQAlfyaKyc

My daughter fell asleep in the car, so I had to drive around aimlessly for 25 minutes to keep the AC going.

Later today, I saw a guy riding his bike down the street with a full-sized window AC unit balanced on his handlebars.

the lady who lives next to me just went out jogging

good luck to you, you attractive maniac

"kids of all ages digging disneyland"

aw hell yeah

just saw a guy, on a bike, dragging an a/c unit behind him on the pavement.

it was too heavy and had no wheels underneath it or anything. he wasn't even riding the bike, he was just astride it, periodically yanking on the power cord, dragging it down the street. didn't seem like a good plan

Where are all the snarky assholes that say "huhhuh so much for global warming" every time it snows? Where are you now, assholes?

taken up in the rapture iirc

Great, now I won't have to hear it this winter!

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ha. if you're scraping the pavement, no matter if you're toting home aubergines or a/c units, it probably won't come to a good end. imo

anyway, clemenza otfm. i feel better already.

american guiro. holy fucking shit. rapping on the cb radio in the van!

Those anti global warming dudes are all recalling a mere two Chicago summers ago, when there were no days that even hit 90, and several in the 70s.

that war song is punishing me, fucking treat of the 2010's

no way there is that much love in the world.

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motherfuckers who aren't in the yellow are invited to quit their bitching

yikes

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lonb5mhBPl1qeqr1mo1_500.gif

Am in Hershey, Pennsylvania on work trip. Currently 100 degrees F with 30% humidity. The a/c at the motel is too weak to compensate.

you can go swim in the chocolate river, though.

Here in Seattle it has been over 80 degrees for 78 minutes this summer.

Those anti global warming dudes are all recalling a mere two Chicago summers ago, when there were no days that even hit 90, and several in the 70s.

That was a great summer.

I need to move to Seattle. Or possible the Yukon.

the news just told me that mutant mosquitos are on the way. if you need me, i'll be living in a meat locker.

(xp) or London?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/weather/forecast/8

(possibly not an xp)

I don't want to go out there!!!! :(

Scared.

"White Cloud"

wtf britain

It really is amazing how much of a difference the humidity makes. Being in Durango with 95 degrees and 10% humidity felt a lot easier to deal with than 95 degrees and 50% or 60% humidity.

I was at Chocolate World today, in fact! They're air-conditioning systems are robust enough to keep the immense selection of their products in the gift shop/mall from becoming bags of milk brown slurry.

Also, spotted: a tubby little white girl who pointed and screeched in happiness like a mood-inverted character from the 70s Body Snatchers flick when she glimpsed sight of the official Hershey Reeses NASCAR auto parked over in the corner.

i really feel like a slug having spent the whole day inside, sitting on my ass, and feel like i should go for at least a walk or something, but there are limits even to my guilt.

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the lady who lives next to me just went out jogging

good luck to you, you attractive maniac

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, July 21, 2011 4:35 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

Jesus. Even my most exercise-obsessed friend got on facebook at like 6:30 this morning stating that she was going to take a run but then, no.