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Jake Gyllenhaal strikes me as smelling of jelly beans and various hard candies.

And hot, sweaty Saarsgard.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

Ugh Cameron Diaz.

xpost ok Morbius!!

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

Reese Witherspoon who is always freshly scrubbed and classy looking and having her happy family

didn't she get divorces?

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

That's why the family's happy!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

I have it on good authority that Julia Roberts is a POTTY-MOUTH

Are you sure this isn't just a size comparison?

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

Gyllenhaal smelling like jelly beans seems right, even righter than Hilary Duff smelling like jelly beans, which is what I had been thinking.

Cameron Diaz seriously grosses me out.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

I can't decide if Dan's talking about amyl nitrate or jalapeno poppers.

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

I did not know about Witherspoon divroeces? :(((

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

i love what has happened here.

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

I can't decide if Dan's talking about amyl nitrate or jalapeno poppers.

:-D

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, Laurel. speculation was that Ryan Philliwhatever was cheating.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

this is the lohan thred for 2007

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

I can't decide if Dan's talking about amyl nitrate or jalapeno poppers.
-- milo z (wooderso...), January 4th, 2007.

WOW

/tears

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

I can't decide if Dan's talking about amyl nitrate or jalapeno poppers.
-- milo z (wooderso...), January 4th, 2007.

Me neither. Dan, ruling?

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

ryan phillippe is gay and/or a chronic womanizer and was apparently never that into the marriage to begin with, laurel.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

this is the lohan thred for 2007

No, for that we would need to spend a lot more time talking about how much everyone loves squeezy girls with thighs. Which I'm totally okay with, just for the record.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

Lindsay Lohan smells of Kools, and that faint aspriny scent that people have when they've done a few too many bumps. She does not, however, smell like alcohol because vodka is odorless.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

Colin Farrell's personal fragrance is whiskey and cigarette breath, btw.

― slugbuggy (slugbuggy), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

the olsen twins smell like urine soaked with coffee and multi vitamins.

and i still love them.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

Lindsay also smells like a cat fart.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

THANK GOD FOR VODKA. Frankly LL's mouth is probably the cleanest part of her.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

She also probably has a faint lingering bit of "Skin Musk" or "Exclamation" clawing its way through the smoke, to be thorough about it. xpost re: Lohan

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

no i think Lohan smells like Strawberry Shortcake the doll.

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

no i think Lohan smells like Strawberry Shortcake the doll.

Chemically-sweet rubber? I can see that.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

her ass smells like eazy e's dick.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

But Witherspoon is so well cast as the smiling-outside dying-inside wife of a gay and/or chronic womanizing husband! She smiles as if all is well, but the faint tremor in her chin betrays her pain.

(Phillippe awfully well cast as gay and/or chronic womanizer, too: there is just something about that guy's face that says "I do not have any strong human feelings for you.")

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

wow

xpost to Carey.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

Ryan Phillipe smells like taint.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

OTM^^^^^

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

I think Witherspoon is kind of indestructible, though. I'm sure she was all, good-riddance, I'll just sail on ahead and make a zillion dollars and play with my adorable children. (I love her.)

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

Clint Eastwood smells like liniment (cuz he won't use that pussy Ben-Gay stuff).

I think Witherspoon is kind of indestructible, though
Like a cockroach.

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

Reese probably smells like Clinique Happy.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

i just reflected on what juliette lewis might smell like and nearly vomited on my keyboard.

― spectre (gear), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

i think i fucked that up. i can never remember if it was jay z's ass or dre's ass and which dick.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

like the future leader of the free world! she's steely.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

(witherspoon, I mean.)

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

Anyway, Ryan Philllllipppppe's allure was always that of the blonde and dewy boy, she already got his best years.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

WHOSE BOOBS SMELL LIKE WHAT KINDS OF PIZZA

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

Oliver Stone hasn't bathed since the JFK premiere.

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

TOM: HOPEFULLY NO ONE'S.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

eazy's dick smells like mc ren shit

― spectre (gear), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

tara reids boobs smells like pizzas

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

Marty Scorsese smells like old man and Italian food.

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

I bet Russell Crowe's boobs smell a bit like pizza

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

may never stop lol-ing at Russell Crowe's boobs!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

the pepperoni nipples

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

charles bronson used to smell like MANDOM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CV3gA7hNItY

― spectre (gear), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

we should do a group art project of celebs made out of food stuffs they smell like. it will get into gawker at least.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

How big is the gender divide on Witherspoon-appreciation? It seems pretty massive. Especially judging by how in-demand she is for those few movies really firmly aimed at female audiences.

(I think I liked her better when she always got cast as slightly crazy or scheming or weird, like up through Election. And then Vanity Fair, presumably, but I wasn't gonna go see that. Witherspoon as sweet and likeable = I'm just not sure, something about that chin is suspicious.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

Sean Astin smells of sausages and toothpaste.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

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