The Official Newscorp/UK end of season finale/Rebekah Brooks did 9/11 thread

It's weird to be able to actually enjoy the Guardian being smug about something

Scotland Yard's Assistant Commissioner John Yates says he's done "nothing wrong", amid speculation he could be suspended over the phone-hacking scandal. He tells reporters who ask if his position is untenable: "Give me a break."

LOL, what a twat

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I like the way it appears there's a little mutant hand trying to get out of her chest.

i was thinking nicole kidman (botox would help, when have you ever seen our rebekah have a facial expression) but SWINTON seems perfect

or cate blanchett for full rebekah brooks/elizabeth i crossover

great opportunity for a bonnie langford comeback here

shameless wall street journal editorial: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702303661904576451812776293184.html?mod=WSJ_Opinion_LEADTop

as bad in a way as that fox & friends clip

http://images.wikia.com/chuckychildsplay/images/5/52/Chucky.jpg

Our readers can decide if we are a better publication than we were four years ago, but there is no denying that News Corp. has invested in the product. The news hole is larger. Our foreign coverage in particular is more robust, our weekend edition more substantial, and our expansion into digital delivery ahead of the pack. The measure that really matters is the market's, and on that score Mr. Hinton was at the helm when we again became America's largest daily.

Another day of chucking journalism down the news hole...

The overnight turn toward righteous independence recalls an eternal truth: Never trust a politician.

And uh, uh, I know you are, but what am I?!?

Hearing that Cameron was about to employ Coulson, the editor of the Graun let him (and, separately, Clegg) know that

in 2005 Coulson’s NotW had rehired as one of its investigators a man named Jonathan Rees, who was just out of prison having served a seven-year sentence for planting cocaine on an innocent woman. Rees was now in prison, awaiting trial for conspiracy to murder his former business partner, a man who had been found in a pub parking lot with an ax in his head.

He appeared rather dismissive of its significance and only a little rattled.

"Melanie Phillips" strikes again:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2015829/Phone-hacking-scandal-If-Ed-Miliband-hero-wont-tackle-BBC.html

cate blanchett is one of the most beautiful women in the world and rebekah brooks looks like a regla at an ayrshire magistrates court

sic, and to boot, Rees was spying on the police officers in charge of investigating him for that murder! Of course he couldn't do the spying himself since his every move was being watched so he hired.... NotW people to do the job for him! joe linked that article in the other thread, it's here -

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/jul/06/news-of-the-world-rebekah-brooks

There's a part of me that wants to spend a night with her.

nakh while i agree tbh I don't think Blanchett has the think-bones to do Brooks justice

@BBCMichaelCrick Gordon Brown was so keen on judicial inquiry into hacking that it was even an item in May 2010 Lab Lib Dem Coalition negotiations

Serve it cold, Gordon...

David Cameron tried his best to look interested during a lengthy business Q&A just now at the Johannesburg Stock Exchange; but his mind is undoubtedly elsewhere, several thousand miles to the north, where the phone hacking saga is yielding new twists and turns by the hour.

But he looked a bit more alert when Jason Groves of the Daily Mail – alluding to Ed Miliband’s comments this morning – asked whether he was considering his position as prime minister.

The answer was rather rambling and gave neither a negative or affirmative. Cameron must realise that “prime minister refuses to quit” would be a gift for the press.

James Chapman, the Mail’s political editor, has pointed out that the odds of David Cameron quitting the cabinet first are now (at 12-1) shorter than those of Caroline Spelman (at 16-1).

hahaha

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

spelman of the forest-selling, lest we forget

More from Cameron's ramble:

The British Government, in terms of this phone-hacking scandal, has taken all of the appropriate action. ...
I feel I have been out there in Parliament and in press conferences, fully answering the questions, fully transparent, very clear about what needs to be done, making sure that Britain gets to the bottom of what has been a terrible episode in terms of what newspapers have done, hacking into private data, and also some very big questions about potential police corruption - we need to get to the bottom of those.
I've said very clearly as a politician that the relationship between politicians and media hasn't been right.
The music has stopped on my watch and I am determined to get to the bottom of it to make sure we have a better relationship in the future and to put these things right.

I’m going to make a big statement...

Because I'm a big statesman. No, really I am.

yates has resigned, sez twitter

so jaded that i can barely muster a shrug, our sights are surely on bigger fish now

"He's so nervous, avoiding all the questions"

BBC:

BREAKING NEWS:Met Police Assistant Commissioner John Yates resigns amid criticism of his investigation into phone hacking

I've said very clearly as a politician that the relationship between politicians and media hasn't been right...in fact I was only saying that to Rebekah the other day, but she told me to stop being such a worrier and once they got Rusbridger on his knees it would all be fine...

Scotland Yard's Assistant Commissioner John Yates says he's done "nothing wrong", amid speculation he could be suspended over the phone-hacking scandal. He tells reporters who ask if his position is untenable: "Give me a break. I resign"

fixed

How many resignations from people who have done absolutely nothing wrong are we on now?

It's the old get-out, used oft in the past, see Dame Shirley Porter or Jeffrey Archer:

"I have done nothing wrong" which is a matter of (someone's) opinion,

vs

"I have done nothing illegal" which is something that can be established.

Wonder if Cressida Dick will still be thinking about Jean Charles de Menezes "every day" in her new role?

great opportunity for a bonnie langford comeback here

this was a quality lol

this hacking scandal has caused such a distraction to my work that i am also resigning today

fry and laurie sketch on rubert murdoch from 1995 -

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/clips/p00j5rz8/a_bit_of_fry_and_laurie_its_a_soaraway_life_the_rupert_murdoch_sketch/

uh ruPert

this hacking scandal has caused such a distraction to my work that i am also resigning today

Yes, I'm finding it really hard to concentrate today!

no we have to get work done today because tomorrow it'll be impossible what with the select committee and all

Are we getting called up, or just cited?

Don't think anyone could blame me for finding "Hostile & Generous Toleration (A New Theory of Toleration)" by George Jacob Holyoake not exactly riveting

Imagine the Manic Street Preachers are reading it alongside you.

xp

wd read tbh

Things are looking up, I'm on to "Life and Death (Part I. - Death)"

No spoilers.

Wait, part I?

part 1?
xp

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01949/boris_1949319c.jpg

Part II is yr phone gets hacked.

lol

Part III is You're Fired.

14.54 Boris Johnson appears to have lost his temper at a question from Jon Snow, answers in raised voice. Starting to look more flustered than usual; fiddles with his tie. And to another question - "Come on, be fair".

Finally, challenged again on dismissing hacking as codswallop, says: "I misunderstood the severity of the allegations." Blames poor information he was given.

This guy.

"Come on, be fair" shd be the Tory campaign slogan for 2012.