Is this the Juno thread?

I think maybe I no longer have any critical faculties

The Evil Dead remake would help explain Juno's improbable Herschell Gordon Lewis fandom. (Which was really my point--such things seemed more like Juno's creators trying to impress me with their pop-culture knowledge than anything plausibly to do with Juno's character.)

i feel like she's trying to keep a low pro because everyone hates her

Any chance at all that ED remake won't blow? Maybe?

haha who else could it have been? xp re burlesque

just makes me think of all those simpsons gags with hollywood producer types: "she's a stripper AND a writer. so we greenlit her to write... about strippers. it happened totally organically."

lol, we saw that IN THE THEATER

I saw it in a theater with someone else, so when it came on cable I had to watch it again. I think he's traumatized now.

clemenza: as someone who ran with a clique of smart, sarcastic kids in a MN town, all of that stuff is WAY more plausible than you'd think

we even had someone who would have said "honest to blog" had blogs existed, but she was considered "the dumb one"

also I kind of thought they just made up Burlesque as they went along

Dan idk - I've worked with a lot of teens in the last couple years and none of them sounded that idiotic.

on one of the marc maron interviews one of the people was talking about how she was trying to get diablo cody to start a writing workshop for strippers and prostitutes and cody was like "nah, most strippers are stupid"

as someone who ran with a clique of smart, sarcastic kids in a MN town, all of that stuff is WAY more plausible than you'd think

Fair point. I know I wasn't exactly Juno's target audience.

E, I am not talking the teen effect, I'm talking the MN effect. Not that it's plausible that kids would carbon-copy that type of dialogue, but that something very similar based very heavily on influences from random genres of music and cult films existed in my home town in my immediate circle, plus at things like All-State Choir I met kids from other towns/suburbs who did very similar things.

Ah ok yeah I know nothing about MN so maybe you're right!

ban minnesota

they're dong a pretty good job of banning themselves atm

"Charlize Theron plays Mavis Gary, a writer of teen literature who returns to her small hometown to relive her glory days and attempt to reclaim her happily married high school sweetheart (Patrick Wilson). When returning home proves more difficult than she thought, Mavis forms an unusual bond with a former classmate (Patton Oswalt) who hasn’t quite gotten over high school, either."

hearing diablo cody dialogue coming out of patton oswalt's mouth is going to make me want to start believing in god so i can curse him.

i don't know about patrick wilson being in everything all of a sudden. he bugs me.

this is really setting the stage for Strongo Almighty

i don't even think i know who he is? charlize theron i know of course because she was the first african to win an oscar.

he looks like a ken doll

he played the gay mormon in the hbo adaptation of angels in america

that was good casting, but i don't like him as a leading man

ohhh this guy was nite owl okay

Patrick Wilson was Nite Owl in "Watchmen" and the husband in "Insidious"

i get all these rugged gq types with highly defined jawlines mixed up all time

he's not rugged enough the planes of his face look like they've been sanded smooth

i get that uncanny valley thing looking at him

for a while i thought ryan reynolds got his start in an american pie movie or something

i've completely lost track of popular culture

patrick wilson is sort of a wiener. he weirds me out too horseshoe

actually i think 'goober' is the word i wanted to use there - hes tall and good looking but has an essential goobertude to him

yes!

when I saw ryan reynolds in the green lantern I was like oh look it's the two guys a girl and a pizza place dude

he was on the nickelodeon canadian soap opera fifteen

I had to look him up but there's something strange about him. It might just be goobertude, yeah.

OMG FIFTEEN

He so was.

hahahahahahahahaha

I hated the insipid blonde girl on that show.

haha i forgot he was "van wilder"

he was also a ferret in a previous life

that blonde girl always looked so pained. she was on an episode of the x-files later...i think that was just her face! unfortunate.

He's so good looking it's weird. Like he's too handsome. I don't know. There's something hot about flaws and I can't find any on him. He doesn't seem real. He's hot but in a creepy way imo. Too perfect.

that blonde girl always looked so pained. she was on an episode of the x-files later...i think that was just her face! unfortunate.

tbh if I had to put up with Monk, I'd have that look on my face 24/7 too

I hated the insipid blonde girl on that show.

So did I! I was so weirded out when I found out Ryan Reynolds was on Fifteen.

I feel like her voice was also annoyingly soft and high. I might just be making things up now though.

you guys

there were 81 episodes of "Two Guys and a Girl"

wtf

the ryan reynolds wiki reminded me of my favorite wiki page http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Living_people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBgWdlyt4VA&feature=related

she was always whining. ashley. i preferred brooke, the evil one, played by a woman who was clearly in her 30s.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPVVTYV3wqM&feature=related

A+ dancing

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Possibly_living_people

hm

"The following 200 pages are in this category, out of 529,974 total."

if you are one of the 6.93 billion people not listed among the 529,974 in the "living people" category i am sorry to inform you that you're actually dead