~so sensitive~
― jackie tretorn (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 18:52 (twelve years ago) link
as long as your surreptitious about it.
― you've got male (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 18:54 (twelve years ago) link
you're ;_;
― you've got male (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 18:55 (twelve years ago) link
No. 249:When she takes out an order of protection on you, check up on her more often.
― ilx poster and keen dairy observer (Jenny), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 18:55 (twelve years ago) link
when she realizes you're a dickbreeze, never change.
― the sonning-googler effect (Matt P), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 18:59 (twelve years ago) link
"hey, so it's been a couple of days since I dumped you... how are you holding up?"
^ who does this
― jackie tretorn (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 19:02 (twelve years ago) link
Dudes who want to assuage their guilty feelings, or are hoping for a post-breakup fuck. In my previous experience of dating jerks, anyway.
― ilx poster and keen dairy observer (Jenny), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 19:06 (twelve years ago) link
If you break up with her, pull her even closer and hug her even tighter.
― bernerrrrr! berrrrrnowwww.... (Eazy), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 19:18 (twelve years ago) link
"It must have been extra tough on you to have gotten dumped by someone as great as me. I can only imagine how that must feel."
― relentlessly googling hipster (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 19:20 (twelve years ago) link
"I still don't have anything planned Friday, do you want some sympathy sex if I can't find a new date?"
― mh, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 19:26 (twelve years ago) link
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnyxtnE8GI1qjnt7yo1_500.jpg
hmmm.
― jackie tretorn (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 19:26 (twelve years ago) link
Blowjobs pretty ok too, I believe.
― mh, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 19:27 (twelve years ago) link
a lady doesn't think so, i guess
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 19:34 (twelve years ago) link
sometimes trumpets
― HOOBASTANK is my co-pilot (DJP), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 19:34 (twelve years ago) link
iirc a lady will also, on occasion, blow this popsicle stand
― jackie tretorn (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link
ladies also sometimes blow kisses afaik
― (。◕‿‿◕。) (ENBB), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link
bubbles
― ☂ (max), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 20:03 (twelve years ago) link
ass
― HOOBASTANK is my co-pilot (DJP), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 20:05 (twelve years ago) link
what about blown my beeper up
― mississippi john hurt, but alabama john feeling okay (m bison), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 20:06 (twelve years ago) link
If there's anything a woman should suck, it's a champagne popsicle on a hot summer day.
― bernerrrrr! berrrrrnowwww.... (Eazy), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 20:11 (twelve years ago) link
The benefits of being a beta male
― ljubljana, Monday, 25 July 2011 23:47 (twelve years ago) link
Sorry, not actually a blog
hell yeah
― mh, Monday, 25 July 2011 23:48 (twelve years ago) link
It's interesting that you can use poo to infer stress levels
― badg, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 04:46 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.americasmanliestcities.com/
BROUGHT TO YOU BY COMBOS
― elmo argonaut, Friday, 2 September 2011 04:40 (twelve years ago) link
LA got less manly after i moved there
― zsa zsa and digweed (donna rouge), Friday, 2 September 2011 04:46 (twelve years ago) link
Good to see that my hometown of Louisville, KY rated #3 in Salty Snack Sales
and that my current city, Baltimore, MD is #1 in number of people with Manly Occupations
*grunt of manliness*
― the tune is space, Friday, 2 September 2011 05:27 (twelve years ago) link
“Manly Kryptonite” Category / Emasculating Criteria*Cities also lost points for an overabundance of emasculating criteria – factors that reduced a city’s manliness rating. These factors included the number of home furnishing and décor stores, cafés/coffee shops, sushi restaurants, “modern” male apparel stores and cupcake shops. Cities with higher concentrations of these types of stores lost rating points.
― pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Friday, 2 September 2011 12:18 (twelve years ago) link
I am proud that Chicago has dropped 17 points. We just got a new sushi restaurant in our neighborhood, too, so I'm hopefully we'll fall into the bottom half in 2012. Maybe the Bears will move to Iowa.
― pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Friday, 2 September 2011 12:20 (twelve years ago) link
Chicago has way too many bead shops to be manly. Fuck that, I'm moving.
― Jeff, Friday, 2 September 2011 14:23 (twelve years ago) link
how the hell was Charlotte the most manliest city in American in 2010? Are bankers more manly than other professions?
― Jeff, Friday, 2 September 2011 14:25 (twelve years ago) link
Okay wait, how is San Francisco consistently topping the "emasculating" category not some homophobic bullshit?
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Friday, 2 September 2011 14:27 (twelve years ago) link
Not even on the list, I'm not a man anymore
― unwarranted display names of ilx (mh), Friday, 2 September 2011 14:32 (twelve years ago) link
I see MAine is forgotten like on most lists - good
― Birth Control is Sinful in the ILE Marriages (Latham Green), Friday, 2 September 2011 14:33 (twelve years ago) link
Maine is pretty manly iirc
― unwarranted display names of ilx (mh), Friday, 2 September 2011 14:38 (twelve years ago) link
no - not Mike Hanle y's Maine - maybe Bill Green's Mainehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov_63AACotc
― Birth Control is Sinful in the ILE Marriages (Latham Green), Friday, 2 September 2011 14:45 (twelve years ago) link
can't spell maine w/o M-A-N iirc
― zsa zsa and digweed (donna rouge), Friday, 2 September 2011 14:58 (twelve years ago) link
can't be a Mainer without sticking yoru hand in the tree beast
― Birth Control is Sinful in the ILE Marriages (Latham Green), Friday, 2 September 2011 15:05 (twelve years ago) link
How is sushi not "manly"? You're eating fucking RAW* MEAT**!
DD's post made me think: you know what I think is manly? CBT - cock/ball torture. But no, I'm sure if prevalence of participation in CBT in a particular city were a factor, it would be in the faggoty girly crap "kryptonite" category.
― it was as good of a time as any to show a lighter side of 9/11 research (Je55e), Friday, 2 September 2011 15:18 (twelve years ago) link
*not always raw, but often
** fish is meat, FUIUD.
but maybe CBT is already a sub-category of "Salty Snacks"?
― the tune is space, Friday, 2 September 2011 15:20 (twelve years ago) link
My ex-bf used to say - and he was being serious - that it took a real man to take it up the butt.
― it was as good of a time as any to show a lighter side of 9/11 research (Je55e), Friday, 2 September 2011 17:10 (twelve years ago) link
I recently read an article about gaining weight in the anus - I wonder if that can happen
― Birth Control is Sinful in the ILE Marriages (Latham Green), Friday, 2 September 2011 17:13 (twelve years ago) link
My ex-bf used to say - and he was being serious - that it took a /real/ man to take it up the butt.
Makes sense to me.
― pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Friday, 2 September 2011 17:24 (twelve years ago) link
really it just takes a butt
― max, Friday, 2 September 2011 17:25 (twelve years ago) link
Weird that your quoted text shows the italicized "real" with slashes.
― it was as good of a time as any to show a lighter side of 9/11 research (Je55e), Friday, 2 September 2011 17:27 (twelve years ago) link
Maybe bc I'm using ZING!
― pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Friday, 2 September 2011 17:39 (twelve years ago) link
maybe it takes a real man to slash the butt
― Birth Control is Sinful in the ILE Marriages (Latham Green), Friday, 2 September 2011 17:50 (twelve years ago) link
oh lord
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 2 September 2011 18:01 (twelve years ago) link
Whoa.
I mean, I get what he was saying, and I've heard other sodomites say it: it takes a sense of security in your masculinity and some physical fortitude, but really, it's kind of a gay argument.
― it was as good of a time as any to show a lighter side of 9/11 research (Je55e), Friday, 2 September 2011 18:04 (twelve years ago) link