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Wide-eyed man on balcony/ship-mast/roof of building rants against society, jumps.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 28 December 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

"Against them big cattle ranchers, us small homesteaders don't stand a chance."

― Redd Harvest (Ken L), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:47 (twenty years ago)

"That (name)y (name) is really something else!"

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 9 February 2006 06:37 (twenty years ago)

"Wha yessuh Mistuh Jensen, Ah did see a man fit dat d'scrip'n -- came roun' heah askin' bout a briefcase"

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 9 February 2006 06:45 (twenty years ago)

"i just have to get a patent for this flibbertijibbet and then i'll be known throughout the land!"

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 06:49 (twenty years ago)

God forbid it should fall into the wrong hands, Jody.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 9 February 2006 06:57 (twenty years ago)

"i'm a woman of virtue, not some loose two-bit floozy!"

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 07:02 (twenty years ago)

"it's like the girls at smith used to say..."

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 07:05 (twenty years ago)

"it's like the boys in new haven used to say..."

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 07:06 (twenty years ago)

Ha, for some reason that reminded me of the Dorothy Parker line: "If all the girls at Vassar were layed end to end, I wouldn't be surprised."

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 9 February 2006 07:26 (twenty years ago)

haha i've heard that one before...

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 07:27 (twenty years ago)

"I tried to warn them - but they just wouldn't listen, the fools"

― Snowy Mann (rdmanston), Thursday, 9 February 2006 18:06 (twenty years ago)

"But children, don't you see? True happiness can only come from the love of a mother and father."

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 18:23 (twenty years ago)

"Oh boy, a whole nickel! I'm gonna get me a big bag of gumdrops!"

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 9 February 2006 18:24 (twenty years ago)

"electronic... brain? you've GOT to be kidding."

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 February 2006 18:28 (twenty years ago)

"What is the meaning of this?"

― Pangolino 2, Friday, 10 February 2006 04:00 (twenty years ago)

"all right, all right, break it up!"

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 10 February 2006 04:56 (twenty years ago)

"There. You're the sheriff now."

― weather1ngda1eson (Brian), Friday, 10 February 2006 10:23 (twenty years ago)

"Thank you kindly, ma'am, but I guess I just ain't the settlin' kind"

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 10 February 2006 10:52 (twenty years ago)

"Awwwwwwwww, I never did go in much fer kissin' an' stuff, ma'am... shoot!"

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 10 February 2006 11:09 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

Authoritarian penny-pinching old spinster aunt/stepmother/harpy stands at top of spiraling staircase (candelabra and thunderstorm optional), gets into argument/shouting match, and ends up lying in a chalkmark on checkerboard floor far below.

― The Day The World Turned Dayglo Redd (Ken L), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 11:54 (twenty years ago)

Or:

"Why you ungrateful little wretch! I brought you into this house to bring you up properly. You never wanted for anything and all you do is behave like that father of yours. As for this little creature, he doesn't belong in here"

"No, you won't hit my pet rabbit, Fluffy!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

― The Day The World Turned Dayglo Redd (Ken L), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 11:57 (twenty years ago)

"Darling, I can't wait for this terrible war to be over so I can hold you in my arms once again."

― chap who would dare to be a stone cold thug (chap), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 13:10 (twenty years ago)

"Oh, it's WONderful, I mean it's just WONderful! Don't you just LOVE it? Couldn't you just DIE?"
"Glad you like it, toots."

― Dave AKA Dave (dave225.3), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 13:16 (twenty years ago)

"Gee, that Mary really is a swell kid. Maybe I should ask her out for a soda."

― chap who would dare to be a stone cold thug (chap), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 13:30 (twenty years ago)

"Siddown! You too, sister!"

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 13:55 (twenty years ago)

"Who's the skirt?"

― chap who would dare to be a stone cold thug (chap), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 13:56 (twenty years ago)

"Whoahhhhhh Doc, slow down...speak English will ya?"

― latebloomer: band to the planet mars (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 14:04 (twenty years ago)

"It's ok boss, this guy ain't packin'."

― chap who would dare to be a stone cold thug (chap), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 14:22 (twenty years ago)

"You must be new in town, stranger."

― The Day The World Turned Dayglo Redd (Ken L), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 02:04 (twenty years ago)

"Why, nobody can shoot like that except Blanco Billy. Say..."

― The Day The World Turned Dayglo Redd (Ken L), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 02:07 (twenty years ago)

"In Kansas City, they have big hotels with running water, hot and cold- why, you could take a bath once a week!"

― The Day The World Turned Dayglo Redd (Ken L), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 02:12 (twenty years ago)

"Hold me [man's name]! Hold me like you did in [place name i.e. Paris, Rome, Naboo, etc]"

"Tell me the truth, Doc... *COUGH/wheeze*"

"He learned almost too late that man is a feeling creature and because of it, the greatest in the universe."

― Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 02:26 (twenty years ago)

"Wow 25 cents, I'm rich now! Gee, thanks mister!"

― latebloomer: filled with vanilla pudding power! (latebloomer), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 04:10 (twenty years ago)

"The evening stage is leaving in about 15 minutes. I suggest you be on it."

― The Day The World Turned Dayglo Redd (Ken L), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 11:33 (twenty years ago)

"I was talking to THE LADY!"

― The Day The World Turned Dayglo Redd (Ken L), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 11:35 (twenty years ago)

Charlie: "Where's the Kid?"
Johnny: "The Kid ain't comin' back Charlie"
Charlie: "You mean..."
Johnny: "Yeah, he bought it, the joint was crawlin' wit' coppers, there was nuttin' we could do Charlie"

*Charlie turns away and punches wall*

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 11:43 (twenty years ago)

Little Old Lady: "Why Charles, I haven't seen you since..."
Charlie: "I think you should sit down Mrs. Lombardi..."
Little Old Lady: "... why what's wrong Charlie, oh..."
Charlie: *removes hat* "... yes, Mrs Lombardi, it's about Joey..."
Little Old Lady: "Joseph!"
Charlie: "He..." *fiddles with hat* "... he... awwwwwwww..."
Little Old Lady: *staring straight ahead* "It's OK, Charles, it's OK..."

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 11:48 (twenty years ago)

Shorty: "I'm tellin' you Johnny, he ain't been the same since the Kid bought it, he's losin' his noive..."
Johnny: "... why you!"
Shorty: "You know it's true Johnny, he's through, finished..."
Johnny: "If Charlie hears you talkin' like that, you'll be one whose through!"
Shorty: "Well he'd better not hear me then, huh Johnny?"

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 11:54 (twenty years ago)

Johnny: Don't worry, Billy... we'll make it to California... someday...
Billy: We sure will... *COUGH WHEEZE*

― Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 14:48 (twenty years ago)

Charlie: "Say, Shorty, word on the street tells me you been runnin' off your mouth"
Shorty: "I don't know what you mean Charlie."
Charlie: "I hear you been goin' round saying that Charlie Caroli's through, that he's lost his noive."
Shorty: "I wouldn't do that Charlie, honest! You know I wouldn't say nuttin' like that Charlie!"
Charlie: "Well, I don't know Shorty... would ya? Would he..." *swivels round* "... Johnny?"
Johnny: "Shorty's right, you've lost it since the Kid got stiffed, you're becoming a liabilty."
Charlie: "Well is that so Johnny? Now ain't this a pretty to-do?"
Johnny: "Don't even think about reachin' for that Derringer, Charlie or you'll ended up deader than the Kid."

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 15:03 (twenty years ago)

"there's only two things a fella can trust in this world, and dames ain't one of em."

― chap who would dare to be a stone cold thug (chap), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 15:21 (twenty years ago)

You ain't foolin' no one, sweetheart. You never knew how to handle a rod

― Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 15:23 (twenty years ago)

"Spare a few pesos ta whet ma whistle, friend?"
"You've had enough, sheriff"

― chap who would dare to be a stone cold thug (chap), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 15:25 (twenty years ago)

FBI agents turn on TV news to get vital information on the case they're trying to break.

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 15:26 (twenty years ago)

Grande Dame Singer: "I'll have you know, I've sung before crowned heads."

Director: "You've left yourself wide open for a crack ... I'll let it pass."

(actually, only in Busby Berkeley's Footlight Parade w/ Cagney, now on DVD)

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 16:07 (twenty years ago)

high speed chase, one car cuts off fruit truck, fruit truck runs up sidewalk narrowly missing milk truck, fruit truck overturns, fruit goes everywhere
-- nein Socken

Ha, I came here to post that one - I was going to add, fruit cart owner shakes fist at departing cars, shouting insults in french or Belgian.

― ratty, Wednesday, 12 April 2006 01:37 (twenty years ago)

Belgian?

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 01:42 (twenty years ago)

Or Mandarin, if the incident takes place on one of the hilly avenues of San Francisco.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 03:14 (twenty years ago)

haha @ "noive"

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 07:38 (twenty years ago)

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