Louie (Louis C.K.'s show on FX)

ahahahahahaha

"Dude, I'm eatin that. That's what's gonna happen next. You decide if we're gonna be in the paper tomorrow but that shit's going in my face."

Also: "cinnabon jizz".

:D

i worked at a cinnabon for a summer (it was part of my food service rotation at a theme park) and to be fair we didn't get that many self-loathing "fat faggots." but that might not be a representative experience -- skinny people allow themselves to oink out at situations like theme parks.

i don't think there's any objective truth to his take on cinnabon i think it's a subjective expression of his self-loathing

cinnabon patrons, i mean

like i have eaten cinnabon and i'm p sure i was not a man while doing so

(and it *was* the skinny/average folx who were all "gimme extra frosting!")

but were you self-loathing, hs?

you know it! my subjective expression of that experience is, "i feel like i have instantly contracted diabetes"

(and it *was* the skinny/average folx who were all "gimme extra frosting!")

― don't believe the HYP (get bent), Thursday, July 7, 2011 1:04 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

sort of feel like we should let louis ck know; maybe it would make him feel better. probably not.

pizzas i monkey flip em with with the funky rhythm i be shakin pizza flakin free toppins i be makin

never had a cinnabon but have SEEN them and damn that is some hardcore shit
but i don't even eat at dunkin donuts or anything so i am not the target audience

he's not really a big guy anyway, but he commented on that on the daily show (e.g., what he said about bin laden when dude got found).

guyz u r not rhyming

u_u

no, we're not.

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-june-28-2011/louis-c-k-

pizzas i monkey flip em with with the funky rhythm i be shakin pizza flakin free toppins i be makin

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, July 7, 2011 1:08 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

<3

I think I've only had Cinnabon like once in my life but I identify with the general sentiment and situation our man is talking about. Cinnabon can be a stand in for many many things. Was at Cheesecake factory recently and remarked on how much I hate myself every time I eat there. It's a thing.

i just ate a peanut butter sandwich and had the exact same feeling so i might not be the best control group for the universality of louis' statements

lol

i just ate a peanut butter sandwich and had the exact same feeling so i might not be the best control group for the universality of louis' statements

― death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, July 7, 2011 1:19 PM (37 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha just going off of ilx i kind of feel like y'all share a sensibility

"I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of Special K, 3 pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, 5 peanut butter M&M's..."

there is a clueless quote for every life occasion

I NOT A MEXICAN

you're right!

my sister and i do the "that was a stop sign" "i totally paused" exchange whenever i drive her any where.

i do "i not a mexican" all the time too but it's mostly to confirm that i am in fact not a mexican

I just found out about Pinocchio's like a month ago. It was pretty great at 2:00 am tbh.

in retrospect i always got that cinnabon feeling eating at pinocchio's (all-time worst boston pizza place in this regard: little steve's on boylston pre-renovation)

kinda want a cinnabon now

man, really glad i went with the high-fiber cereal this morning instead of the leftover spaghetti.

"it's all about CHOICES" < /cf. adult swim's "totally for teens">

http://caloriecount.about.com/calories-cinnabon-classic-roll-i52903

I haven't looked at that yet

I'm guessing it's at about 600ish

. . .

not too far off!!

presuming that's without hot jizz

pfffffft. 730. louis, step your self-destruction game up, son.

http://www.acaloriecounter.com/fast-food-calories.php

#1: White Castle Chocolate Shake - Large (Louisville region) Calories: 1680
^how is this even possible

do they only offer that in... the louisville region?

the shake is made with chocolate powder and lard

xp Yes! Where people do not value life

it must just be large like a movie soda is large

compare with #77:
White Castle Chocolate Shake - Large (St Louis region) Calories: 950

louis(ck)ville

i guess if you're going to a place that sells burgers by the sackful then you're already two steps from spooning crisco from the can so whatever

btw this has still got to be the winner

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0744/yucky.gif

if i liked breakfast foods more i'm positive i would have tried this already in the interests of science

that has to be shopped

ok what is it?

what the shit is that? lard-os?

Hungry Man?

i think that's the hungry man microwave breakfast.

so you're in louisville and you get a large chocolate shake, a sack of fries and three cheeseburgers. Which sounds about right to me as a good ol' boy dinner, not insane or anything.
That's 3310 calories.