Twitter C/D

Hold up!

wth is this klout bullshit

no idea how it works, but it says i am an expert in pandas

My friend is an expert of politics, hockey and bacon /Canadian

Thanks to twitter, i now know what planking is. While my initial reaction is to ridicule it is a trend, perhaps a more constructive use of time would be mocking it in an equally insipid trend that requires as little physical & mental work as possible. I think Breathing is the only action left that qualifies.

http://www.yogameditation.com/var/corporate/storage/images/english/haaaa_international_course_center/fotogallerie/meditation/meditation__5/21331-1-nor-NO/meditation_image_400_w.jpg
U GUYS IT IS SO ALT TO BREATHE

http://i.imgur.com/x9nWV.png

"earnest oldster using web 2.0" is the most hilarious tone-- immediately recognizable but so hard to imitate

that who we need tweet

So, really not a good look to not even bother to RSVP for a planned event but then spend day of said event tweeting about your awesome nap. Unfollowed irl too dude, sick of your shit.

there is this weird twitter campaign by masters of cinema, who release dvds in the uk, chronicling their attempt to amass support in calling for phaidon, who have a series of books under the title 'masters of cinema', to stop using the title. it's really ridiculous?, they're posting the like phone number of the phaidon head of marketing guy and inciting people to say I WILL NEVER BUY A PHAIDON BOOK AGAIN, moc staff will not return to work until this is sorted, etc.

i assume the generic phrase 'masters of cinema' existed before this dvd label used it.

Got upgraded to "new twitter" against my will - and now it doesn't work at all. Way to implement an "upgrade", by making something completely non functional.

new twitter works for me if i have, like, a page of updates to read, but as soon as i load more than three or four pages' worth it slows my browser down to a standstill.

tweetdeck yall, tweetdeck

tweet

Does a markers have a twitter?

yes! r u on there?

I is on there.

if u don't want to post yr name here u should email me casesofmarkers at gmail & i will follow u

I like old Twitter better, clean and neat, easy search function.

New Twitter works fine for me.

http://m.twitter.com

^ for real, this was a lifesaver during the year i was solely computing on a crappy netbook

i am out of ideas 4 tweets

it's hard

stop tweeting.

Love that, Shaane, thanks.

*stops tweeting, forever*

problem solved.

it was good tweeting w/ u wahooow

Works on work computer. Still HATES it, tho.

Guess this means I have to upgrade Safari, which is just such a pain in the arse because my internet connection is so slow and the apple downloads always take ~forever~

Is a private account actually safe from the internet's prying eyes?

Only if you use https all the time.

I think the perhaps sad truth is that one shouldn't say anything on the internet (however apparently anonymously) that one wouldn't want the world to potentially know.

I used to use Twitterfox/Echofon all the time but the new version is so awful it sent me back to using the Twitter homepage, which has always felt like a ridiculously clunky way to use Twitter.

x-post depends what you are concerned about.

If it's "I don't want my wife/parents/boss to read this!!!" then quite frankly, twitter's security isn't what you need to be worried about, but leaving your browser open or computer unlocked is a much bigger worry.

If it's more "will twittercorp roll over and sell my DMs on to advertisers, data aggregators, or the police" then the answer is of *course* they will, and nothing you put on there is ever private.

It's the former. I'm too minutely solipsistic to be concerned with the latter.

Private accounts are secure and Google-proof, but it would be a bad idea to authorise any third-party apps to access them. Also, any @replies to private accounts are fully visible, and you can't stop people RT-ing. That said, a friend of mine with quite a high public profile has maintained a VERY private account for the past 5 years, with a tiny and trustworthy list of followers, without encountering any privacy problems.

oh so twitter's finally forced the switch to new twitter and guess what it doesn't work for me any more, just doesn't load at all in camino

why do social networks have to fuck me around so much? STOP CHANGING IT WAS FINE AS IT WAS

why do social networks have to fuck me around so much? STOP CHANGING IT WAS FINE AS IT WAS

― lex pretend, Thursday, August 4, 2011 6:34 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

http://tds.ic.polyu.edu.hk/td/theme1/image/iterate.jpg

wait

what a terrible graphic

i'm just sayin they love the word "iterate" down in silicon valley these days

i have so much hate in me right now

like is a change not supposed to IMPROVE a service rather than make it CEASE WORKING? i fucking hate everyone responsible for this and want them to have their heads kicked in NOW

That's going to be the album cover for my new band, Design Problem.

lol

3-disc set: Iteration; Information; Interaction.

lol @ this

like is a change not supposed to IMPROVE a service rather than make it CEASE WORKING? i fucking hate everyone responsible for this and want them to have their heads kicked in NOW

no no, lol @ THIS

well can someone tell me how to make it work again then?