do YOU love achewood, too?

the.
great.
outdoor.
fight.

fuck

...and now I find the 'phone dong appendage' sequence. like, this is not only the funniest web cartoon ever, but the comments it makes on comradeship, insecurity, communication and braggadocio in these few strips alone are proof of quite brilliant intellect.

Stop proving that you are smart, LJ, and start being more amusing.

Has he proved that he's smart?

http://www.jour.sc.edu/pages/wigginsweb/481_Sisyphus.jpg

If you're gonna go on about stuff I wish I ever got a blowjob that didn't end in me getting yelled at

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2053/1803499739_de94f9c45c.jpg

Today's and yesterday's were both really funny.

Did you do those, Jordan?

yeah, though maddie did most of the work

I GET TO TAKE A SHOWER WITH A BAND?

Absolutely love the Beef pumpkin. Perfectly captures his whole personality.

mmm beef pumpkin

neat pumpkins!

OK, the Phillipe line "Is that...the Olympics?" and the entire "Bad Porn" cartoon have just made me laugh more than anything else ever on the internet.

*Philippe

O shit.

I'm totally gonna have me an Achewood marathon.

Cook up some food, grab a few Stellas, and read every single strip in order...

Salute me.

OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!

lyle in specs is great

His blog posting about his glasses is GREAT:

glases are rad

nw glasses acdtauly fuck n alritht gotaskeds a qusation by soem chick toadya

shes' aall susse me sir can yoiu tell eme theh time

im' like ACE OF SPAEDES 1

fn she baceked off but whateaqvre thassa most headway i maidae w a chick inlike sixi yearas \

dpretty soone its like lyle will yo ohave my baby

no but good teo get some rewasapct

BAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH1!!!!!$5 6939%%%%%%% *((**(

got glases

Man so fn in time for this fn wedding of beefs ai i hadda go and get some glases s and inm' gonna look like a ffuckling fjagfgffgt50987q2345

bettert not wear em

the good kinda glasses withi frames people can barely see cost like four hudhnred so i just went with thet plain sdbasics

i look like a afucking old cop

crnelus vs lyle POLL

Man, today's is icegravy... crapgaskets, digital canaries, Onstaad is party to some sacred knowledge.

every time lyle makes an appearance I love him more

"Hey kid, I'm an asshole. Your parents around?"

"webmas✧✧✧@stillborn-tigers-being-b✧✧✧.c✧✧" drew laffs

born

fuckin ell

buses-on-fire-mannequins-inside.com

is nolan a new character? very creepy...

There's a tiny whiff of shark-jumping about Nolan...

insert kv_nol joke here :D

this little nolan tangent shouldn't last long.

There's a tiny whiff of shark-jumping about Nolan...

-- Mark C, Thursday, 6 December 2007 15:34 (49 minutes ago) Link

they can't all be winners. let the man explore the occasional dullish thread without immediately invoking that ghastly meme. sheesh.

yeah I thought the whole nice pete kidnapping philippe & bensington butters storylines were kind of off-kilter too until they played themselves out

Sorry! I don't really see why Onstad needs to create a character who's relatively one-dimensional (so far, maybe?) or maybe obvious, like Nolan. And it bugs me he looks exactly the same as Edgar Allan Poe.

my sheeshing was good-natured. i don't like nolan so much either.

ooh la La? more like ooh la NEXT AMIRITE?!

nice pete should kill nolan

I think he is funny, but he is no Nice Pete, who is an Honest Raised Man.

yeah so it looks like nolan from the internet went the way of dornheim smuckles.

wtf ever happened to the robots?

I miss Chucklebot. Dornheim Smuckles was the most disappointing new character in years.

chucklebot is so gay

yeah, i love ray and beef, but i miss vlad. i can see how many of the characters are somewhat limited (t-t-t-todd, lyle) but it seems like there should be more lines for molly. maybe a return of tina too.

I just ordered the cookbook.

i dont understand the star wars one everyone is posting

cornelius got a tattoo

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v185/hollycrapitsfine/Raystoned.gif

looks worryingly familiar...

http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/autaux?b=M%5ea11f09b8576e606bcb5038dfdb92fb821&u=http%3A%2F%2Fachewood.com%2Fcomic.php%3Fdate%3D01072008

That pageview is one rape joke away from being ILX.

Does an Onstad read ILX for material? Would not surprise me.