Written by Max Power
― just sayin, Saturday, 2 July 2011 09:50 (fourteen years ago)
I'm on the edge of my seat....
― john valjean bon jovi (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 July 2011 14:18 (fourteen years ago)
Breath: Bated
― She Got the Shakes, Sunday, 3 July 2011 00:12 (fourteen years ago)
goddammit where are you Tuomas, we NEED YOU
― estimate the percent chance that i break my foot off in your ass (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 July 2011 00:14 (fourteen years ago)
oh my god, this has to be it. This HAS to be it!!
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 3 July 2011 19:03 (fourteen years ago)
Also Known As: Fikcja czy rzeczywistosc
― Walter Galt, Sunday, 3 July 2011 23:42 (fourteen years ago)
OMG, this sounds like it actually could be the one! The fact that it was released in Finland (and IMDb even gives the Finnish title to it) certainly supports the theory... Sadly, though, it doesn't look like it's available anywhere on DVD, or even as a torrent, so I can't confirm whether it's the right one. So frustrating! Looks like you can get an used VHS copy from Amazon, but I haven't had a VHS player (nor a TV set) for years.
― Tuomas, Monday, 4 July 2011 06:36 (fourteen years ago)
I have a copy. I can Dropbox it for you if you'd like.
― Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, 4 July 2011 06:49 (fourteen years ago)
Goddamn the internet is amazing!
― Nhex, Monday, 4 July 2011 06:52 (fourteen years ago)
'Tis. It'll take a while to upload but it's brewing now.
― Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, 4 July 2011 06:57 (fourteen years ago)
I don't know what Dropbox means, but if it means you can share it online, I'd be eternally grateful to you!
― Tuomas, Monday, 4 July 2011 06:59 (fourteen years ago)
you have this laying around as an avi ? like, of all the films you could possibly own?
― akm, Monday, 4 July 2011 07:07 (fourteen years ago)
amazing. finally, lol
― Ste, Monday, 4 July 2011 09:34 (fourteen years ago)
Btw, Chewie, how did you manage to find the movie?
― Tuomas, Monday, 4 July 2011 10:05 (fourteen years ago)
That is amazing. I started that AV Maniacs thread mentioned above several years ago - those guys know every old thing - and they couldn't crack it. Well done, Chewie.
― She Got the Shakes, Monday, 4 July 2011 10:16 (fourteen years ago)
chewie you beautiful bastard
― Ayatollah Colm Meaney (Princess TamTam), Monday, 4 July 2011 10:29 (fourteen years ago)
Looks like there must've been some kind of deal between the local Finnish television channel and the Canadian distributor of "Destiny to Order", because a lot of of obscure Canadian movies (including this one by the same guy who wrote and directed "Destiny to Call") were shown on Finnish TV back in the 80s and early 90s.
― Tuomas, Monday, 4 July 2011 10:35 (fourteen years ago)
my god... how deep does this rabbit hole go...
― Ayatollah Colm Meaney (Princess TamTam), Monday, 4 July 2011 10:37 (fourteen years ago)
Me and my mum had this thing, where if a v obscure weird film came on TV at random, we'd look at each other and say "its Canadian". We were usually correct.
"PIN" is the one I recall most clearly from this.
― Bloompsday (Trayce), Monday, 4 July 2011 10:57 (fourteen years ago)
Aus TV has a weird symbiosis with Canada too. Theres loads of Aus ABC/CBC productions about.
― Bloompsday (Trayce), Monday, 4 July 2011 10:58 (fourteen years ago)
think those weird canadian films were rife - national film board of canada output (where boards of canada got their name)
― koogs, Monday, 4 July 2011 11:52 (fourteen years ago)
(um i may be confusing NFB with the children's film foundation)
― koogs, Monday, 4 July 2011 12:12 (fourteen years ago)
How'd I find it? Well, I had actually seen the clip where the guy is turned into a hooker on YouTube before, but its since been removed.
I was actually trying to remember the name of the movie for myself, and I ran across this thread. Then I remembered there's a site called 'metamorphose.org' which is a great resource for ANY kind of transformation in movies or tv.
I figured I'd ask at metamorphose, since they were the guys who directed me to the clip on youtube in the first place.
It took metamorphose.org 15 minutes to crack it. You've been asking the wrong people. So, do I win anything for being kind enough to register an account on this site just to answer Tuomas' thread? A cash gift perhaps?
― Chewie, Monday, 4 July 2011 12:21 (fourteen years ago)
edit:
I figured linking the picture would clinch it for people, hope it helped.
― Chewie, Monday, 4 July 2011 12:23 (fourteen years ago)
You win free life membership to ILX iirc
― cloaca flocka flame (NickB), Monday, 4 July 2011 12:33 (fourteen years ago)
dubious about this
― undeɹrated ærosm?th b∞tlegs I have pwned (sic), Monday, 4 July 2011 12:49 (fourteen years ago)
No - it's true - they've done many features and at least two multi-season TV series' as international co-productions.
And it still happens today:http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/canadian-pro-market-adds-australian-173921
― She Got the Shakes, Monday, 4 July 2011 13:50 (fourteen years ago)
state-funded prod cos are nothing to do with the /\.ǀ3.<. though
― undeɹrated ærosm?th b∞tlegs I have pwned (sic), Monday, 4 July 2011 14:06 (fourteen years ago)
tuomas, I sent you an ilx email with the link to the film. Let me know if you don't get it.
― Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, 4 July 2011 15:56 (fourteen years ago)
I got your email, but there's no link included in it. Maybe you could try to send it again...
― Tuomas, Monday, 4 July 2011 16:39 (fourteen years ago)
Sent it again. Let me know what's up.
― Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, 4 July 2011 16:50 (fourteen years ago)
Okay, I got the link, thanks a lot! Downloading the file, I'm so excited about this...!
― Tuomas, Monday, 4 July 2011 17:08 (fourteen years ago)
it's been a banner week for lost and found on ilx
― ain't nuthin but a chicken waaaang (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 July 2011 20:00 (fourteen years ago)
Love this thread. It's an epic saga!
― Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Monday, 4 July 2011 20:17 (fourteen years ago)
I even looked to see if Destiny to Order came up in Netflix Streaming as so many other out-of-print films do. No dice.
― Breezy Summer Jam (MintIce), Monday, 4 July 2011 21:07 (fourteen years ago)
FOR CHRISSAKES TUOMAS WE NEED SOME CLOSURE HERE
― death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 4 July 2011 21:19 (fourteen years ago)
I watched the movie halfway through, and this is the one! After years of looking we found it! Thank you, Chewie and KJB!
I didn't have the time to watch the movie 'til the end, but looks like it has everything I remember it having: the faux-noir feel, the gender change, the villain making the protagonist speak by rapping. Which leads to some wonderfully silly hamming by Michael Ironside: "I play you Wagner, and you give me Rapmaninov?!".
― Tuomas, Monday, 4 July 2011 22:33 (fourteen years ago)
between this and bin laden's death i feel like a whole decade is finally behind us
― death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 4 July 2011 22:35 (fourteen years ago)
By the way, Kevin, do you think it'd be okay if I share the download link here? Maybe someone else might want to watch the movie too?
― Tuomas, Monday, 4 July 2011 22:36 (fourteen years ago)
oh man, the internet is amazing sometimes. well done, Chewie!
― sticky crisco (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 4 July 2011 22:36 (fourteen years ago)
why do i have a feeling kjb is gonna say "okay" and tuomas is gonna post the link and then we're gonna have the longest-simmering rickroll of all time
― death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 4 July 2011 22:38 (fourteen years ago)
http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa295/slugbert/indiana-jones.jpg
l-r:chewie, tuomas
― slugbuggy, Monday, 4 July 2011 23:30 (fourteen years ago)
― undeɹrated ærosm?th b∞tlegs I have pwned (sic)
Huh. Could swear there were some, but yr right of course theres a diff btn film borads and aunty. And, i'd defer to yr knowledge on said in any case :)
― Bloompsday (Trayce), Monday, 4 July 2011 23:47 (fourteen years ago)
Stephen Ouimette you was the bomb in Slings & Arrows yo!
― some dude, Monday, 4 July 2011 23:55 (fourteen years ago)
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And forks' song!
― kkvgz, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 01:12 (fourteen years ago)
Tuomas, I'd rather you not post the link on ILX. Anyone is who interested in watching it, please just ILX mail me or Tuomas and then we'll give you the link.
― Kevin John Bozelka, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 01:36 (fourteen years ago)
Could swear there were some
there may have been some! but I don't think there was a major ongoing back & forth symbiosis, and I'm 99% sure there isn't now
― undeɹrated ærosm?th b∞tlegs I have pwned (sic), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 02:56 (fourteen years ago)
Fair enough :)
― Bloompsday (Trayce), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 03:18 (fourteen years ago)
(am prob conflating it with the BBC coprods)
Stephen Ouimette you was the bomb in Slings & Arrows yo!― some dude, Monday, July 4, 2011 7:55 PM (Yesterday)
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― Nhex, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 05:38 (fourteen years ago)