tell me more about the 72 virgin pre-cogs
― Desire: Where Sex Meets Addiction (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:15 (fifteen years ago) link
I laughed. Later.
― fiscal liberal (kenan), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:52 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh hey we didn't make this one yet, did we:
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/aria08121820081216053118.jpg
*rimshot*
― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.caglecartoons.com/images/preview/%7BA0193767-FDAD-495C-B7C3-EA10C366F49E%7D.gif
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 19:55 (fifteen years ago) link
are these supposed to be right wing, or are we just going for the theme?
― Maria, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 20:10 (fifteen years ago) link
most of them are by rightwing guys that i've been posted. everybody likes to pounce on an easy joke like an open ball.
― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 20:12 (fifteen years ago) link
explain the one where he is a gremlin?
― sonderangerbot, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 21:38 (fifteen years ago) link
ok
george bush is a gremlin.
― Manclusion (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 18 December 2008 02:43 (fifteen years ago) link
mit der big shoes
― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Thursday, 18 December 2008 02:59 (fifteen years ago) link
http://picayune.uclick.com/comics/gm/2008/gm081217.gif
???
― abanana, Thursday, 18 December 2008 18:14 (fifteen years ago) link
lit joek
― Tuomas The Spank Engine (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 18 December 2008 18:15 (fifteen years ago) link
now this is just insulting:
http://m1.2mdn.net/1137664/PID_847131_chv_mal_hotspots_300x250.jpg
It's one thing to completely steal the WWN's joke; it's another to both not acknowledge the long-reported existence of Obatma or to completely FUCK UP his picture with a half-assed photoshop job. that's not obatma; that's just laziness!
― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Friday, 19 December 2008 04:14 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah, no way that malibu gets better mileage than a camry
― beyonc'e (max), Friday, 19 December 2008 04:16 (fifteen years ago) link
godammit adverts:
http://www.cagle.com/working/081217/gcampbell.jpg
there we go
― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Friday, 19 December 2008 04:17 (fifteen years ago) link
take 2:
― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Friday, 19 December 2008 04:18 (fifteen years ago) link
Obatma and Obama are clearly two distinct entities!
― mh, Friday, 19 December 2008 04:55 (fifteen years ago) link
http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/StrooW/2008/StrooW20081212_low.jpg
http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/StrooW/2008/StrooW20081219_low.jpg
RAP
― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Friday, 19 December 2008 07:38 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/KellyKidsGadgets.jpg
― 31g, Friday, 19 December 2008 07:46 (fifteen years ago) link
There's at least one Kelly cartoon even closer to the one above it.
― TEENAGE DIALECTICS (libcrypt), Friday, 19 December 2008 07:48 (fifteen years ago) link
That's the fun part about all this and Kelly himself; we've reached the point where Poe's Law is constantly in effect for these guys.
― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Friday, 19 December 2008 07:50 (fifteen years ago) link
SLUT and RAP BAND are excellent names for children
― TOMBOT, Friday, 19 December 2008 07:50 (fifteen years ago) link
we reached that point like 8 months ago at the latestit's really more like last january or even two years ago in some cases, mallard fillmore for sure
― TOMBOT, Friday, 19 December 2008 07:51 (fifteen years ago) link
Nice bit of detail where the actual gizmos and the representations of gizmos on the sign both have little electrical squiggly lines
― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Friday, 19 December 2008 07:52 (fifteen years ago) link
The kid on the Grinch cartoon is staring at a huge floppy disk labeled, porn. Considering he got that out of some pre-PC 8-inch floppy-reading relic, there's probably only about 1/2 a JPEG on it.
― TEENAGE DIALECTICS (libcrypt), Friday, 19 December 2008 07:54 (fifteen years ago) link
Either way he could look a bit friggin happier about the fact he's getting to look at some
― please_stanton_dont_burt_em (DJ Mencap), Friday, 19 December 2008 08:52 (fifteen years ago) link
this gives me an excuse to look at all the kelly cartoons again. closest I could find:
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Cartoon-Girls-Gone-Wild.jpghttp://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Cartoon-Video-Games.jpg
― abanana, Friday, 19 December 2008 10:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Kelly's apparent obsession with teen underwear in the first cartoon is v. funny.
― Neil S, Friday, 19 December 2008 10:47 (fifteen years ago) link
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/tmdsu08121820081219125739.jpg
Awful cold in december for your standard strawman
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/gm08121920081219010112.jpg
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/gm08121820081219010106.jpg
(1) You guys remember when that the crooked chicago governor with the big-ass hair ran for national office and then got elected? Good times.
(2) who is this guy talking to? Was it the demmycrats who went on and on about how their ticket had crazy experience, such experience to the point where any other consideration was irrelevant?
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/Foden20081219-Obama20081219120707.jpg
Strawman Buckteef-in-Chief
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/081219beelertoon_c20081219013945.jpg
Actually, a twirling cane, straw hat, and bowtie would make me _more_ likely to put faith in the Fed's actions, just for style.
― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Friday, 19 December 2008 16:20 (fifteen years ago) link
oops, that 2nd image should be this:
http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/tmwst08121720081219125739.jpg
― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Friday, 19 December 2008 16:22 (fifteen years ago) link
Newspaper dispenser commanding us to murder the dude reading TV TRASH. WTF?
― ^likes tilt-a-whirls (Pancakes Hackman), Friday, 19 December 2008 16:29 (fifteen years ago) link
What a weird little place to set up a card table with a Nativity scene on it.
― өөө (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 19 December 2008 16:49 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/121608.jpgIf this is a gag I don't get it
http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/121708.jpg"this is true" is not a punchline.
http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/121808.jpgcannot parse this one at all
― sister s (ledge), Friday, 19 December 2008 16:55 (fifteen years ago) link
uh
― sister s (ledge), Friday, 19 December 2008 16:56 (fifteen years ago) link
some great copy-pasting there too. how come redhead's fringe swaps sides depending on which direction she's facing?
― sister s (ledge), Friday, 19 December 2008 16:58 (fifteen years ago) link
Trouble with DBD is it's so manifestly lame that you have to dig really hard to find something worth commenting on.
― sister s (ledge), Friday, 19 December 2008 17:02 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah, that's the thing. Of course we know that the situation is just random pedestrians freaking out whenever any sort of Nativity tchotke deigns impudence enough to break into their field of vision; doesn't matter if its in front of a church, a minor display in a shop, a hilariously mammoth display on the steps of city hall, or that scene in _Home Alone_.
And who the fuck lets their innocent tow-headed child hang out unchaperoned in front of the lingerie shop on the same block as your porn store?
― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Friday, 19 December 2008 17:16 (fifteen years ago) link
'shirt' should be 'shot' in the first frame of the second cartoon, too...
― Harvey Weewax (stevie), Friday, 19 December 2008 17:19 (fifteen years ago) link
i was shopping for a nativity set for my mom one year and was in this store that had like two dozen.
it didnt take long for me to realize that the baby jesus was missing from every single one. i asked the lady working there if someone stole all thier jesus babies and she said "no, we keep them behind the counter because people will steal them" lolllll
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Friday, 19 December 2008 19:39 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/KellyYearInReview08.jpg
― touch me i'm usic (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 19 December 2008 19:50 (fifteen years ago) link
"room temp"?
― Desire: Where Sex Meets Addiction (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 December 2008 22:04 (fifteen years ago) link
those onion cartoons don't count, come on.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Friday, 19 December 2008 22:07 (fifteen years ago) link
The problem with the Sumers one is that it fails to ake into account that what gets people all riled up is not a nativity scene, it's a nativity scene on public property or sponsered by govt. If Christians want to be less disingenuous about this we could come to a compromise whereby they could have their nativity scenes and I could engage in Aztec human sacrfices and Voodoo ceremonies etc..., down at the library or on the front steps of city hall.
― La plus perdue de toutes les journées est celle où l’on n’a pas (Michael White), Friday, 19 December 2008 22:14 (fifteen years ago) link
Onion cartoons are relevant responses to topic and also lol
― nah bisco right (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 19 December 2008 22:15 (fifteen years ago) link
haha, naive parents have struck again!
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/KellyHalloweenCostumes.jpg
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/KellyCampaignHeros.article.jpg
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/KellyWeeklyPapers.article.jpg
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/KellyVHS.jpg
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/KellyTeens.jpg
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/KellyThriftShops.jpg
― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Friday, 19 December 2008 23:55 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/KellyEthanol.jpg
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/KellyTheMall_4_28_08.jpg
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/KellyRaceTalk2.jpg
"funky"
HERE IT IS, this is the one i was looking for:
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/cartoon_2_11_08.jpg
SOME GIZMO
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Teens-Turning-Backs.jpg
― Vault Boy Bobblehead - Drinking (kingfish), Friday, 19 December 2008 23:59 (fifteen years ago) link
you know the onion got complaints cuz ppl thought kelly was 4real?
lol
― mensrightsguy (internet person), Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:28 (fifteen years ago) link
oh shit I hadn't seen GREEDY AFRICAN CHILDREN before
― a better command of the mummy language (joygoat), Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:32 (fifteen years ago) link
some of my favorite kellys are the ones where the artist is parodying how those right-wing cartoonists sometimes draw about gripes in their personal life. like the drunk driving one recently
― burt_stanton, Saturday, 20 December 2008 00:32 (fifteen years ago) link
haha waht txtin isnt the internet
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 20 December 2008 03:06 (fifteen years ago) link