Blue Saturday

oh shit i do know that song, i'd forgotten. good move for a drunken maudlin sunday afternoon, lol

here's another (cracking open the carlsberg)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCh3fdO6vZk

subtle combination of 'ow my head' and 'oh shi i need to find somewhere to live' this morning

good luck with all of that. I'm seriously thinking about quitting the drink but, what then?

serious, nv?

:(

i dunno i need to have long chats but i don't think carrying on as is will work

like one of us is peeved that the other one hasn't changed and one of us is peeved that the other one has :)

least appropriate emoticon ever, imo

Hope it 'works out', whatever that means, yknow

sorry if my good luck above seemed flippant, didn't think through the implications properly. But, hope whatever happens is the right or acceptable outcome - this sorta stuff is often surmountable if you both want it to be (otherwise there's no way me and L would still be together)

no i didn't take it the wrong way. probly shouldn't be going on about this really but hey sometimes you need to vent.

hang in there nv

3 parts ouzo
1 part creme de cassis
3 parts 7-up
ice
let's go :D

tastes like the best Benylin ever

imagining what that tastes like is like trying to imagine a new colour

it's a winner believe me. syrupy, slightly cough-mixturey, shd be wearing a dressing gown and smoking a hookah with it tbh

sceptical, quite frankly

tho i admire yr suggested alcoprops

mood is important imo

actually i meant smoking jacket rather than dressing gown but i couldn't remember the right name

drinking jacket a criminal sartorial oversight imo

how did this go btw

nicely mellow, got me thru the housework

iwanttobreakfree.jpg

get drunk bunk off listen to Peter Hammill all day?

tempted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rEReYBOnC8

ah well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSjP2GBTr9U

happy to help

the youtube procrastination

ludlum e-book

:D

in the big picture you have to remember that days like this are fucking awesome and the sour tint of the stupid world outside just adds some zing to the flavour

in the big picture you have to remember that days like this are fucking awesome and the sour tint of the stupid world outside just adds some zing to the flavour

^^^

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XprkIbphGf8

hungover and heart diseased and loveless and fuggit

aw shit man, if this was brought on by my posting andy johnson in an england lineup i'm sorry

it's been one fuck of a month

but i'm a'ight really...weirdly still and freefalling...taking a ride up to cottingham this afternoon, crumbling burb that still wants to be a village and it's not raining and fuggit, praps this is what middle age is and praps game over is kinda liberating

are there people in cottingham that are trying to maintain the pretence of a village aesthetic through support for or possible engagement themselves in trade of expensive local artisan goods etc?

lol yeah but surprisingly few. there used to be an awesome shoe shop that had nothing but jackie collinsesque blinging gold in the window tho

COTTINGHAM HIPSTERS

wait, gold shoes or just random bling in a shoeshop

gold shoes ceiling to floor. y'know women of a certain age who inhabit a jackie collins world in their heads? this was they shoe shop

nb why not inhabit a jackie collins world? i aren't judging, it's a place to be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwYI3U7pkE4

it's a question of extent i suppose, no harm in it as long as you don't actually expect every stableboy to be a hung poet bodybuilder who likes em big.

thought that was jilly cooper tbh

tbf cott is probly more jilly c than jackie c

couldn't claim to recognise the distinction tbh

i am kinda into potboilery fiction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQdDjy1UtW4

Keep yer chin up NV!

A primary school teacher has been suspended after allegedly labelling locals as "thick" and "inbred" on Facebook, according to Sky sources.

The female teacher at Westcott Primary School in Hull is reported to have posted the statements during an online conversation with other members of staff.

When one of them said he was in town and fed up with bumping into children, the teacher apparently responded: "do you mean top end of holderness road?

"that's bout as far as anyone in east hull goes! no wonder everyone is thick...inbreeding must damage brain development."

Hull Council has launched an investigation and the chair of the governors Mary Wallace has written to parents to offer them a "sincere apology".

;_;

heard about it last night. uncharitable people might suggest that the teachers' position at that school is a bit untenable now.

but y'know shock horror middle class teachers consider themselves above the families they work with etc

(whoever outed the Facebook comments printed them up and plastered them over the school gates apparently :D )

tbf, tho

eh i meant to come back and soften that with w/e but work called, lol i'm a bollix now