Chuck Asay died for your sins: batshit rightwing cartoonists 2009

but the guy is still wearing his shoes he just under suspicion for planning to throw shoes which implies there has been at least one previous shoe throwing incident - which of course would be the time bush got some shoes thrown at him - after saddam was already dead

That cartoon is taking place in an alternate history America after Saddam invaded the US. Previous shoe throwing incident was when a group of patriot spies planned to throw a shoe at him 'Valkyrie' style. Shoes are now illegal in Allah Akbarmerika; they left loafers on him to send a message.

I honestly don't understand why I have to explain this to you.

o i c ty forks :)

also duh throwing shoes is like a thing in arabia so it would not have been unheard of in saddam's day to preemptively hang suspected shoe throwers which according to the cartoon is basically what he did anyway

god I hate unions

waht abt unoincorns

Hunh. Guess Michael Ramirez isn't dead after all. Apparently, that toon is part of his pitch for his upcoming book The Iranian Cockroach Lies Heavy, in which the US lost the war and a victorious Saddam unites with a re-elected Ahmadinnajad to spread Sharia law through-out the world. Saddam got the east coast, Iran got the rest. There's occasionally pre-emptive shoe-thrower hanging on the side. The weird part is that the book gets even more science-fictiony, in that Saddam keeps a tank of 72 virgin pre-cogs who dream and determine where crimes(e.g. shoe-related) will occur.

There's some recent interview where Ramirez talks about consulting the Qu'ran to determine where the plot should go, and gobbling handfuls of amphetamines all the while..

is that supposed to be a joke

not really. i just wondered how far i could go with it before getting bored.

r u drunk

tell me more about the 72 virgin pre-cogs

I laughed. Later.

Oh hey we didn't make this one yet, did we:

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/aria08121820081216053118.jpg

*rimshot*

http://www.caglecartoons.com/images/preview/%7BA0193767-FDAD-495C-B7C3-EA10C366F49E%7D.gif

are these supposed to be right wing, or are we just going for the theme?

most of them are by rightwing guys that i've been posted. everybody likes to pounce on an easy joke like an open ball.

explain the one where he is a gremlin?

ok

george bush is a gremlin.

mit der big shoes

http://picayune.uclick.com/comics/gm/2008/gm081217.gif

???

lit joek

now this is just insulting:

http://m1.2mdn.net/1137664/PID_847131_chv_mal_hotspots_300x250.jpg

It's one thing to completely steal the WWN's joke; it's another to both not acknowledge the long-reported existence of Obatma or to completely FUCK UP his picture with a half-assed photoshop job. that's not obatma; that's just laziness!

yeah, no way that malibu gets better mileage than a camry

godammit adverts:

http://www.cagle.com/working/081217/gcampbell.jpg

there we go

take 2:

now this is just insulting:

http://www.cagle.com/working/081217/gcampbell.jpg

It's one thing to completely steal the WWN's joke; it's another to both not acknowledge the long-reported existence of Obatma or to completely FUCK UP his picture with a half-assed photoshop job. that's not obatma; that's just laziness!

Obatma and Obama are clearly two distinct entities!

http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/StrooW/2008/StrooW20081212_low.jpg

http://editorialcartoonists.com/cartoons/StrooW/2008/StrooW20081219_low.jpg

RAP

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/KellyKidsGadgets.jpg

There's at least one Kelly cartoon even closer to the one above it.

That's the fun part about all this and Kelly himself; we've reached the point where Poe's Law is constantly in effect for these guys.

SLUT and RAP BAND are excellent names for children

we reached that point like 8 months ago at the latest
it's really more like last january or even two years ago in some cases, mallard fillmore for sure

Nice bit of detail where the actual gizmos and the representations of gizmos on the sign both have little electrical squiggly lines

The kid on the Grinch cartoon is staring at a huge floppy disk labeled, porn. Considering he got that out of some pre-PC 8-inch floppy-reading relic, there's probably only about 1/2 a JPEG on it.

Either way he could look a bit friggin happier about the fact he's getting to look at some

There's at least one Kelly cartoon even closer to the one above it.

this gives me an excuse to look at all the kelly cartoons again. closest I could find:

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Cartoon-Girls-Gone-Wild.jpg
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Cartoon-Video-Games.jpg

Kelly's apparent obsession with teen underwear in the first cartoon is v. funny.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/tmdsu08121820081219125739.jpg

Awful cold in december for your standard strawman

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/tmdsu08121820081219125739.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/gm08121920081219010112.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/gm08121820081219010106.jpg

(1) You guys remember when that the crooked chicago governor with the big-ass hair ran for national office and then got elected? Good times.

(2) who is this guy talking to? Was it the demmycrats who went on and on about how their ticket had crazy experience, such experience to the point where any other consideration was irrelevant?

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/Foden20081219-Obama20081219120707.jpg

Strawman Buckteef-in-Chief

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/081219beelertoon_c20081219013945.jpg

Actually, a twirling cane, straw hat, and bowtie would make me _more_ likely to put faith in the Fed's actions, just for style.

oops, that 2nd image should be this:

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/tmwst08121720081219125739.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/tmdsu08121820081219125739.jpg

Newspaper dispenser commanding us to murder the dude reading TV TRASH. WTF?

What a weird little place to set up a card table with a Nativity scene on it.

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/121608.jpg
If this is a gag I don't get it

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/121708.jpg
"this is true" is not a punchline.

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/121808.jpg
cannot parse this one at all

uh

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/121608.jpg
If this is a gag I don't get it

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/121708.jpg
"this is true" is not a punchline.

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/121808.jpg
cannot parse this one at all

some great copy-pasting there too. how come redhead's fringe swaps sides depending on which direction she's facing?

Trouble with DBD is it's so manifestly lame that you have to dig really hard to find something worth commenting on.

What a weird little place to set up a card table with a Nativity scene on it.

yeah, that's the thing. Of course we know that the situation is just random pedestrians freaking out whenever any sort of Nativity tchotke deigns impudence enough to break into their field of vision; doesn't matter if its in front of a church, a minor display in a shop, a hilariously mammoth display on the steps of city hall, or that scene in _Home Alone_.

And who the fuck lets their innocent tow-headed child hang out unchaperoned in front of the lingerie shop on the same block as your porn store?

'shirt' should be 'shot' in the first frame of the second cartoon, too...

i was shopping for a nativity set for my mom one year and was in this store that had like two dozen.

it didnt take long for me to realize that the baby jesus was missing from every single one. i asked the lady working there if someone stole all thier jesus babies and she said "no, we keep them behind the counter because people will steal them" lolllll