Chuck Asay died for your sins: batshit rightwing cartoonists 2009

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GORSH IF WE GOT GLOBAL WARMING WHYZ IT SNOW?!

btw it's -29 degrees, just in case you thought that was shredded paper on the ground (such as the millions of reports from scientists saying that global warming is a HOAX, all of course being suppressed by the secularist Sciencecrats!)

its an odd contrast to see how overly rendered some of these toons are, compared to the copy/paste ones or shit like this:

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WHOA DUDE.... THAT iS ONE ViOLENT GAME!

dude is one step away from drawing hearts over the i's

you wantcher shoe joeks, i gotcher shoe joeks right here: *grabs crotch*

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oh COME ON it's not too hard to at least make it look like the guy

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SADDAM

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and back to the old fave:

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IF THE DEMOCRATS ARE SO CONCERNED WITH GLOBAL WARMING THEY HAVEN'T SEEN MY FRIGID WIFE

some of those shoe jokes were just like normal political cartoons

Yeah, i think everybody needed to take a bite of that joke. I'd make more of a shoe-related pun but that's not my department.

back to our regularly scheduled assyness

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im really confused by the post mortem reappearance of saddam

See, Saddam would've shot and killed the guy backstage of the conference, the NEW Iraq just has him beaten backstage while the president speaks; he is meant to show CONTRAST at how much we have helped those brown savages GROW, DO U SEE

but the guy is still wearing his shoes he just under suspicion for planning to throw shoes which implies there has been at least one previous shoe throwing incident - which of course would be the time bush got some shoes thrown at him - after saddam was already dead

That cartoon is taking place in an alternate history America after Saddam invaded the US. Previous shoe throwing incident was when a group of patriot spies planned to throw a shoe at him 'Valkyrie' style. Shoes are now illegal in Allah Akbarmerika; they left loafers on him to send a message.

I honestly don't understand why I have to explain this to you.

o i c ty forks :)

also duh throwing shoes is like a thing in arabia so it would not have been unheard of in saddam's day to preemptively hang suspected shoe throwers which according to the cartoon is basically what he did anyway

god I hate unions

waht abt unoincorns

Hunh. Guess Michael Ramirez isn't dead after all. Apparently, that toon is part of his pitch for his upcoming book The Iranian Cockroach Lies Heavy, in which the US lost the war and a victorious Saddam unites with a re-elected Ahmadinnajad to spread Sharia law through-out the world. Saddam got the east coast, Iran got the rest. There's occasionally pre-emptive shoe-thrower hanging on the side. The weird part is that the book gets even more science-fictiony, in that Saddam keeps a tank of 72 virgin pre-cogs who dream and determine where crimes(e.g. shoe-related) will occur.

There's some recent interview where Ramirez talks about consulting the Qu'ran to determine where the plot should go, and gobbling handfuls of amphetamines all the while..

is that supposed to be a joke

not really. i just wondered how far i could go with it before getting bored.

r u drunk

tell me more about the 72 virgin pre-cogs

I laughed. Later.

Oh hey we didn't make this one yet, did we:

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*rimshot*

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are these supposed to be right wing, or are we just going for the theme?

most of them are by rightwing guys that i've been posted. everybody likes to pounce on an easy joke like an open ball.

explain the one where he is a gremlin?

ok

george bush is a gremlin.

mit der big shoes

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???

lit joek

now this is just insulting:

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It's one thing to completely steal the WWN's joke; it's another to both not acknowledge the long-reported existence of Obatma or to completely FUCK UP his picture with a half-assed photoshop job. that's not obatma; that's just laziness!

yeah, no way that malibu gets better mileage than a camry

godammit adverts:

http://www.cagle.com/working/081217/gcampbell.jpg

there we go

take 2:

now this is just insulting:

http://www.cagle.com/working/081217/gcampbell.jpg

It's one thing to completely steal the WWN's joke; it's another to both not acknowledge the long-reported existence of Obatma or to completely FUCK UP his picture with a half-assed photoshop job. that's not obatma; that's just laziness!

Obatma and Obama are clearly two distinct entities!

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RAP

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There's at least one Kelly cartoon even closer to the one above it.

That's the fun part about all this and Kelly himself; we've reached the point where Poe's Law is constantly in effect for these guys.

SLUT and RAP BAND are excellent names for children

we reached that point like 8 months ago at the latest
it's really more like last january or even two years ago in some cases, mallard fillmore for sure

Nice bit of detail where the actual gizmos and the representations of gizmos on the sign both have little electrical squiggly lines

The kid on the Grinch cartoon is staring at a huge floppy disk labeled, porn. Considering he got that out of some pre-PC 8-inch floppy-reading relic, there's probably only about 1/2 a JPEG on it.

Either way he could look a bit friggin happier about the fact he's getting to look at some

There's at least one Kelly cartoon even closer to the one above it.

this gives me an excuse to look at all the kelly cartoons again. closest I could find:

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Cartoon-Girls-Gone-Wild.jpg
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Cartoon-Video-Games.jpg

Kelly's apparent obsession with teen underwear in the first cartoon is v. funny.

america is santa and is bringing peace to the brown peoples through christmas, the one holiday all religions celebrate.

ah. never knew geldof was american.

Why is that football thinking about Santa?

new thread for 2k10?

batshit rightwing cartoonists 2010

this is from 2009 so I'll put it here I guess?

anyway, HOLY FUCKING SHIT:

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oh, it's a parody. NO LESS FUNNY

Lock thread, leave it at that one.