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brodie if you were a bellhop and you carried a celebrity's bags, would you be tempted to look inside and see what's in there

― broke, broke, broke usher (reddening), Saturday, June 18, 2011 2:18 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark

lol true story my friend worked as a bellhop in a boutique hotel in chicago and once brought Joe C's (the now deceased midget that was in Kid Rock's group) luggage up to his room while Joe C opted to take the stairs. While alone in the elevator he peeked in one of the bags and found a few dozen rolled joints and pocketed one of them.

gr8080, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 21:07 (fifteen years ago)

omg joe c was just kid rock's drug mule?

iatee, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 21:46 (fifteen years ago)

lol i think is your friend still a bellhop

bellhop boy (brodie), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 23:13 (fifteen years ago)

why aren't you at school, brodie, it's spelling bee day iirc.

estela, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 23:50 (fifteen years ago)

i'm sorry to report that i fell out of touch with that friend, brodie.

last i heard he was pursuing a career in rock n' roll.

gr8080, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 00:31 (fifteen years ago)

ahhhh well good luck to him/her and i have work experience so i cant go too school and because i dont live near any fancy hotels a cant do work experienc as a bellhop so im doing it in a kitchen

bellhop boy (brodie), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 01:01 (fifteen years ago)

in america you can go to school even if you have work experience

iatee, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 01:08 (fifteen years ago)

what kitchen are you working in brodie!!

gr8080, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 01:25 (fifteen years ago)

an RSL kitchen

bellhop boy (brodie), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 04:36 (fifteen years ago)

hi brodie

Heady Snobbin (Pillbox), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 04:37 (fifteen years ago)

did you peel some spuds today, brodie.

estela, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 04:50 (fifteen years ago)

no not today

bellhop boy (brodie), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 06:01 (fifteen years ago)

what did you do homie

don't waste your time on me, you're already the post inside my thread (markers), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 06:15 (fifteen years ago)

cut up onions and capsicum wash lettuce make plate salads and do the dishes

bellhop boy (brodie), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 06:29 (fifteen years ago)

brotie

jawmes hetfeld (absolutely clean glasses), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 06:29 (fifteen years ago)

yeah

bellhop boy (brodie), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 06:30 (fifteen years ago)

I can stand cutting onions for about thirty seconds before I'm all ;_;

Heady Snobbin (Pillbox), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 06:30 (fifteen years ago)

were you cheerful and industrious or were you taciturn and sullen.

estela, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 06:33 (fifteen years ago)

cheerful and industious i wanted to get an aprenticeship out if this

bellhop boy (brodie), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 06:34 (fifteen years ago)

great jorb!

Heady Snobbin (Pillbox), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 06:35 (fifteen years ago)

thanks

bellhop boy (brodie), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 06:36 (fifteen years ago)

you do have single minded purpose i'll give you that

carstens, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 06:36 (fifteen years ago)

thanks i think

bellhop boy (brodie), Friday, 24 June 2011 00:51 (fifteen years ago)

brodie if you couldn't be a bellhop what would be your #2 career choice

iatee, Friday, 24 June 2011 00:55 (fifteen years ago)

i had a singleminded porpoise, his name was brody brody brody
i had to wash around his blowhole, it was grody grody grody
sometimes he squeaked
sometimes he freaked
he worked his ass off for fish heads, he was my toady toady toady

frogbs went a-courtin' (WmC), Friday, 24 June 2011 00:56 (fifteen years ago)

trying to think of a scenario in which any man living could stop brodie from being a bellhop. even in a world post-nuclear devastation you'd need someone to carry around your canned goods and cache of penicillin.

is dubstep even a real band (reddening), Friday, 24 June 2011 01:35 (fifteen years ago)

im allergic to penicillin

bellhop boy (brodie), Friday, 24 June 2011 12:19 (fifteen years ago)

so am i.

estela, Friday, 24 June 2011 12:57 (fifteen years ago)

huh small world

bellhop boy (brodie), Saturday, 25 June 2011 01:48 (fifteen years ago)

good luck in the coming nuclear apocalypse

self-proclaimed "Vice President of Snacking" (reddening), Saturday, 25 June 2011 01:50 (fifteen years ago)

How disappointing that you spell penicillin with a c.

StanM, Saturday, 25 June 2011 04:18 (fifteen years ago)

Actually congrats on correct spelling

Virginia Palin (Drugs A. Money), Saturday, 25 June 2011 11:26 (fifteen years ago)

penic illin

buffandmaxsgaydad (Pillbox), Saturday, 25 June 2011 17:29 (fifteen years ago)

are you all really having a fight on how to spell penicillin
very disapointing i leave for a few hours and this happens

bellhop boy (brodie), Sunday, 26 June 2011 04:29 (fifteen years ago)

brodie enters stage 2 of ilx posting

gr8080, Sunday, 26 June 2011 06:40 (fifteen years ago)

i feel liek thats the final step on the ilx journey: earnest music poster > stando ile person > sub bord mainstay > indecipherable one liners > sock master

― ice cr?m, Thursday, February 26, 2009 4:21 PM

but he started at stage 4

buzza, Sunday, 26 June 2011 07:08 (fifteen years ago)

ha, meant 5 but 4 works too ; )

buzza, Sunday, 26 June 2011 07:09 (fifteen years ago)

what you all talking about

bellhop boy (brodie), Sunday, 26 June 2011 09:46 (fifteen years ago)

socks

whatever, Sunday, 26 June 2011 13:45 (fifteen years ago)

weird but ok

bellhop boy (brodie), Monday, 27 June 2011 05:27 (fourteen years ago)

kind of weird mostly ok

gr8080, Monday, 27 June 2011 05:47 (fourteen years ago)

brodie you shld post here Request Access to 77 Borad

gr8080, Monday, 27 June 2011 05:49 (fourteen years ago)

Who?

Pompoussin (admrl), Monday, 27 June 2011 05:55 (fourteen years ago)

smelly sox

whatever, Monday, 27 June 2011 22:35 (fourteen years ago)

brodie i was in a hotel the other day, and instead of having bellhops they merely gave us a bellhop trolley and told us to load our suitcases on it ourselves. i wished for a bellhop of the night to swoop in and right this wrong, but none materialized. :( :(

self-proclaimed "Vice President of Snacking" (reddening), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 17:06 (fourteen years ago)

awwww i'll take your suitcases for you

bellhop boy (brodie), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 23:18 (fourteen years ago)

aw

gr8080, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 00:40 (fourteen years ago)

you are a good chap, brodie.

estela, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 00:40 (fourteen years ago)

in a jaundiced world of no hopers there suddenly appeared a delightful bell hoper.

estela, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 00:42 (fourteen years ago)

brodie if you can make estela come around, you should be just fine in life.

gr8080, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 00:44 (fourteen years ago)


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