who took all the monopoly money!
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:53 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.screwthestatusquo.com/storage/post-images/letters/monopoly%20guy.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1273091093189Come to think of it, he kind of looks a lot like the 1u1z5ec guy
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:55 (fifteen years ago)
I always try to steal money when I play monopoly - wait until people look away then grab some 500$ s
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:56 (fifteen years ago)
I did that with my little brother all the time when I was a kid
― iatee, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:56 (fifteen years ago)
but I would do it like one bill at a time
― iatee, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:57 (fifteen years ago)
so he wouldn't notice until some point where I had 75% of the bank
― iatee, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 19:58 (fifteen years ago)
cheating is more fun when it comes to board games
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 20:04 (fifteen years ago)
I loved stealing Monopoly money.
― I don't know who Cerebus is, and I'm 6'0 and 192 (Nicole), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 20:19 (fifteen years ago)
do you love bitcoins?
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 20:20 (fifteen years ago)
Sadly, no.
― I don't know who Cerebus is, and I'm 6'0 and 192 (Nicole), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 20:21 (fifteen years ago)
Is there a single reason why this thing is a good idea?
― mississippi delta law grad (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 20:24 (fifteen years ago)
I think what needs to happen is for bitcoins to be backed by gold
― dayo, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 20:25 (fifteen years ago)
how about gold being backed by bitcoins?
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 20:26 (fifteen years ago)
Chocolate gold coins?
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 21:14 (fifteen years ago)
we're back baby!
https://mtgox.com/trade/buy
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Thursday, 30 June 2011 20:25 (fourteen years ago)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/click_online/9555513.stm
bitcoinplus now blocked by our firewall!
― hwy not write Ohkhaye!" Onktean? (Latham Green), Friday, 5 August 2011 16:56 (fourteen years ago)
A couple months ago I wanted to sell flash drives filled with a "starter purse" of 35 "bitcoinz" (note the z!) on eBay. Bundle it with some phony .PDF about starting your exciting journey into the world of crypto currency!
― errant flynn, Friday, 5 August 2011 22:05 (fourteen years ago)
there was a website giving away free bitcoisn for a while to get the "movement" going
― hwy not write Ohkhaye!" Onktean? (Latham Green), Monday, 8 August 2011 16:45 (fourteen years ago)
LOL at bitcoin-themed episode of The Good Wife
― Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Saturday, 21 January 2012 10:13 (fourteen years ago)
What if there was some kind of Bitcoin/Minecraft crossover (Minecoin? Bitcraft?)
― insert 2012 appropriate display name here (snoball), Saturday, 21 January 2012 10:34 (fourteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/8xgFw.jpg
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Friday, 8 June 2012 00:12 (fourteen years ago)
bitcoin just bit yoru ass yo! while you was havin strawberry
― Sweet Organic Princess (Latham Green), Friday, 10 August 2012 14:25 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.examiner.com/article/hackers-claim-possession-of-romney-tax-returns-threaten-release-on-sept-28
― Brony 4 Life (Latham Green), Thursday, 6 September 2012 18:36 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2012/10/analysis_of_how.html
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Thursday, 18 October 2012 13:38 (thirteen years ago)
In addition, we isolated all the large transactions in the system, and discovered that almost all of them are closely related to a single large transaction that took place in November 2010, even though the associated users apparently tried to hide this fact with many strange looking long chains and fork-merge structures in the transaction graph.
awesome
― ciderpress, Thursday, 18 October 2012 13:48 (thirteen years ago)
cant pull the wool over thiese bitches
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Thursday, 18 October 2012 15:19 (thirteen years ago)
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8096/8372512244_9e314b0605_z.jpg
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 13 January 2013 17:06 (thirteen years ago)
http://qz.com/61893/this-is-how-we-mint-money-now-software-upgrade-glitch-causes-bitcoin-flash-crash/
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 20:55 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.kurzweilai.net/bitcoin-hits-1-billion
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Friday, 5 April 2013 14:47 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.igmchicago.org/igm-economic-experts-panel/poll-results?SurveyID=SV_8qRwhHaLc7b5Sp7
Austan Goolsbee Chicago Strongly Agree 10 Hahahaha. ROTFL.
― iatee, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 17:52 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/seven-men-charged-in-liberty-reserve-global-money-laundering-operation/2013/05/28/0999536c-c7ce-11e2-8da7-d274bc611a47_story.html
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 01:43 (thirteen years ago)
http://gawker.com/feds-seize-assets-of-worlds-largest-bitcoin-exchange-506790294
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 20:42 (twelve years ago)
I'll bet that even possessing the Bitcoin software will be "probable cause" from here on out.
― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 24 July 2013 03:49 (twelve years ago)
http://b.thumbs.redditmedia.com/H0-6OpjswRj1Ke3U.jpg
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 06:38 (twelve years ago)
Bitcoin offers privacy -- as long as you don't cash out or spend it
On the surface, Bitcoin seems to be a great way to hide cash. Actually, it's a terrible way to launder money.That's the conclusion of a new academic study that analyzed Bitcoin's blockchain, or the public ledger that records bitcoin transactions. The ledger shows how bitcoins move from one person to another, represented by 34-character alphanumeric addresses.It's a sea of numbers without names. But researchers from the University of California at San Diego and George Mason University found it is a lot harder to convert bitcoins to cash -- or spend the bitcoins with a service -- and stay anonymous due to the ledger.Most bitcoin users interact with a service to buy or sell the virtual currency. These days, most of those services want to know exactly who they're dealing with, especially as regulators around the world take an increasing interest in bitcoin.Using special algorithms, the researchers were able to associate large numbers of seemingly anonymous bitcoins addresses with certain major services such as exchanges and payment processors, said Sarah Meiklejohn, a doctoral candidate in computer science at UC San Diego, who assisted in the research.By analyzing those transactions, they found it is possible to somewhat deanonymize bitcoin users, opening up avenues through which investigators could reveal the people behind them.For example, they linked more than 500,000 Bitcoin addresses with Mt. Gox, a popular exchange in Japan where users buy and sell bitcoins. Mt. Gox requires identification from its users, often including a scan of their passport. It wouldn't make sense for a hacker to cash out a large number of bitcoins there."We haven't uncovered the identity of the thief, but we've paved the way for law enforcement or an agency with subpoena power to do exactly that," Meiklejohn said.
That's the conclusion of a new academic study that analyzed Bitcoin's blockchain, or the public ledger that records bitcoin transactions. The ledger shows how bitcoins move from one person to another, represented by 34-character alphanumeric addresses.
It's a sea of numbers without names. But researchers from the University of California at San Diego and George Mason University found it is a lot harder to convert bitcoins to cash -- or spend the bitcoins with a service -- and stay anonymous due to the ledger.
Most bitcoin users interact with a service to buy or sell the virtual currency. These days, most of those services want to know exactly who they're dealing with, especially as regulators around the world take an increasing interest in bitcoin.
Using special algorithms, the researchers were able to associate large numbers of seemingly anonymous bitcoins addresses with certain major services such as exchanges and payment processors, said Sarah Meiklejohn, a doctoral candidate in computer science at UC San Diego, who assisted in the research.
By analyzing those transactions, they found it is possible to somewhat deanonymize bitcoin users, opening up avenues through which investigators could reveal the people behind them.
For example, they linked more than 500,000 Bitcoin addresses with Mt. Gox, a popular exchange in Japan where users buy and sell bitcoins. Mt. Gox requires identification from its users, often including a scan of their passport. It wouldn't make sense for a hacker to cash out a large number of bitcoins there.
"We haven't uncovered the identity of the thief, but we've paved the way for law enforcement or an agency with subpoena power to do exactly that," Meiklejohn said.
― Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 29 August 2013 22:28 (twelve years ago)
Woah, Silk Road supposedly busted: http://www.theverge.com/2013/10/2/4794780/fbi-seizes-underground-drug-market-silk-road-owner-indicted-in-new
(this seemed about the best place I could find to post this... do we have a general cybercrimey type thread?)
― sktsh, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 16:00 (twelve years ago)
rip
― ♫♪.ılılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılılı.♫♪ (carne asada), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 16:26 (twelve years ago)
http://nation.time.com/2013/10/02/alleged-silk-road-proprietor-ross-william-ulbricht-arrested-3-6m-in-bitcoin-seized/#ixzz2gaCv1yiE
According to the filing, Ulbricht is being charged on four counts: narcotics trafficking conspiracy, computer hacking conspiracy and money laundering conspiracy. The criminal complaint also alleges that in March 2013, Ulbricht engaged in a “murder-for-hire” scheme where he enlisted one Silk Road user to murder another Silk Road user who was threatening to release the identities of all of the website’s users.
― scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 16:31 (twelve years ago)
p21 and onwards of the complaint is pretty nuts re this: http://krebsonsecurity.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/UlbrichtCriminalComplaint.pdf
― sktsh, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 16:35 (twelve years ago)
(re murder that is)
Silk Road did $1.2 billion worth of business between February of 2011 and July of 2013 ... Silk Road had 957,079 registered users who did 1.2 million transactions between February of 2011 and July of 2013
so the average transaction was $1000? huh. i suppose the high price of assassinations will put the average up a bit.
― opie dead eyed piece of shit (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 16:45 (twelve years ago)
Fucking lol
― smang culture (DJP), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 17:19 (twelve years ago)
xp i think the calculations thrown off because they're valuing it by what a bitcoin is worth today, rather than what it was worth at the time of the transaction
― just sayin, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 17:20 (twelve years ago)
RIP
― Mordy , Wednesday, 2 October 2013 18:00 (twelve years ago)
http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2013/11/27/bitcoin-1000-cryptocurrency/3768821/
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 21:18 (twelve years ago)
Man searches landfill site for hard drive with £4m-worth of bitcoins
― kinder, Thursday, 28 November 2013 19:06 (twelve years ago)
I just found out that a college friend who I consider brilliant and who did very well in silicon valley has jumped aboard the bitcoin train. He's convinced it will be "huge" and "disrupt banking." I remain skeptical, but it at least prompted me to think about bitcoin more than I have in months.
― i wish i had a skateboard i could skate away on (Hurting 2), Friday, 29 November 2013 01:57 (twelve years ago)
http://www.businessinsider.com/someone-holding-bitcoin-sign-on-college-gameday-receives-over-22-bitcoins-2013-12
― Number None, Sunday, 1 December 2013 17:13 (twelve years ago)
new thing is Litecoins
― sean gramophone, Sunday, 1 December 2013 19:36 (twelve years ago)
That dude with the sign on Game Day story is crazy. Wonder if I could go back in time and hold up a sign with a Pay Pal address.
― pplains, Monday, 2 December 2013 17:19 (twelve years ago)