Tommy Wiseau's "The Room"

WHAT KIND OF MONEY WAS IT, JESUS!?

WHAT KIND OF DRUGS DO YOU TAKE!?

WHAT THE HELL IS WRON GIWTH YOUU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8Rqx-ggj6w

i will never tire of this wonderfulness even if alray posted

well it is time somebody ganged up on you, FOR GOD'S SAKE...it matters a GREAT DEAL

i love how you hear somewhat in the background "Let's take him to the police!" and they're back literally two minutes later

oh god that scene is incredible.

yeah - there must be a cop in the building at all times

If you think I'm tired today, wait until you see me tomorrow.

As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.

"Lets toss the football around!!!!"

the IMDB page on this is so great

Errors made by characters (possibly deliberate errors by the filmmakers): Johnny claims that he couldn't cash a check because it was "out of state." However, it is entirely possible to cash an out of state check. Johnny, a banker, should know this.

whats funnier is that whole story is stupid but I love the line "WHAT NO TIPS FROM YOUR JOB??"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYagPbRTAdw&feature=fvwrel

As far as I'm concerned, you can end up in a hospital on Guerraro Street. That's a promise.

lol "Do you understand life"

it seems to me, that you should be the expert!

"why lisa why why why"

god, forgive me...

forgive me for showing my striated ass too much

it seems to me, that you should be the expert!

hahaha this one has entered my own personal lexicon in a major way.

still hoping that the neighbors actually materializes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGpwxHMUndk

ra ra rass, she' got a nice aaaaaa.....

that trailer is so much like a stella skit. even the music fits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnnTqFTHGuc&feature=related

hahaha this one has entered my own personal lexicon in a major way.

mine are "leave your *stupid* comments in your pocket" and "I feel like I'm sitting on an atomic bomb waiting for it go to off!"

i have a friend named Mark whose facebook page has been totally vandalized with "What a story, Mark" after every post. dunno if it'll ever stop

I like using "WHAT no tips from your job " like for example if there is no frosting on the cake
"what no frosting !"

what the hell is with that guy who is only in the party scene - he happens upon lisa kissing mark and he is like WHATS GOING ON HERE - what an asshole - mind your own business.
He is such a random character/plot hole

apparently the guy who played Kevin (??) (the dorky looking dude who trips while playing football) quit midshoot so he was replaced by this guy who I think is "Steve"

he's one of the most awesome parts of the movie, he gets no introduction or anything, he just shows up and becomes a major character for like 5 minutes

yeah, I love that guy too!

also, the phrase "future wife" cracks me up every time tommy drops it.

lol - I wonder why everyone didnt quit. what were they thinking? they must have known that they were in a disaster

apparently they all got paid well and I think a lot of them knew the kind of "potential" this film had

are the roof scenes blue-screened? I cant decide

Green-screened, Phantom Menace-style. They did a 360-degree shot in SF and filmed the scenes in a studio in L.A.

In fact, almost all of it was filmed in LA, I think, which is why they take great pains to insert "THIS IS SAN FRANCISCO HERE IS TOMMY ON A STREETCAR HERE IS A BRIDGE" shots.

I thought so - it looks weird
I like how mark almost murders tah psychologist guy on the roo fthen he's like - "uh sorry man
"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJRKC3nKCTE

same acting skill

http://www.shadesofday.com/trailer.htm

What's up, Mr. Pistol?

iz tht aanother wiseau film?

Friday
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please give me more wisea wisdom

this movie seriously gets better every time you see it. Sestero constantly asking "what's going on here? why are you doing this?" every scene is possibly the best part of the film now.

It really is a majestic offering isn't it? I love that strange young college boy who seems at once mentally challenged and yet also in college? He doesnt get the message "see you later we are going up stairs to ball" and just goes up to their bedroom and jumps on their bed like some deranged puppy - yet they are delighted with him not like "wtf get away you dick"

also one thing I never noticed is how weird the whole thing with Claudette and Denny is on the roof with Chris-R, because the film suggests that they just met each other for the first time like two minutes prior, so I don't know why she feels the need to yell at him like that

btw this is my favorite Room-related anything, it's one of the only parody videos that actually captures the spirit of the movie quite well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHoASUCa_0s

that is the best - she really goes beerserk - what must that poor grandma actor have been thinking ? "my career is over"
I also love the fact that they take the man with a gun away and retun in like 30 seconds but he went to jail in that time frame

I just imdb'd her, she didn't really have a "career" per se but apparently she was on an episode of That's My Bush! I just love the way she turns around every phrase - "it doesn't matter"..."it matters a great deal!!" "stop ganging up on me"..."well it's about time someone ganged up on you!!" (again, they just met)

i showed this to a friend of mine recently. he didnt laugh once but told me after it ended that he found it "strangely moving"!