thread of missing brodie

http://www.visitingdc.com/images/las-vegas-skyline.jpg

could you see yourself in this environment?

every little window a room, and in every room a suitcase...wld make a bellhop dizzy with wonder, i think

a bellhop would only work in one of those hotels tho imo, which renders it a little more manageable

imo the best bellhop serves no hotel in particular, but follows his own instincts as to whose luggage needs transport. he is always there when you need him, often before YOU know you need him, and when you go to thank him he has already melted into the shadows of the night.

i'm guilty of the crime of missing jeune brodie

― velko, Friday, June 17, 2011 12:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

hmmmmmmmmmm las vegas always wanted to go there

what would you do there

bellhop jobs

when im older the pokies

brodie if you were a bellhop and you carried a celebrity's bags, would you be tempted to look inside and see what's in there

stsy away from the pokies, brodie, or you will rue the day.

also, don't google image search pokies

stay away from Vegas, brodie, there's a thousand-person fight to the death for every job that comes open

true i'll travel to America and get a bellhop job in one those fancy hotels

vegas is in america, brodie

hell yes brodie that is the spirit

haha i new someone would see it my way

were is everyone

out drinking milkshakes i expect

what's your take on milkshakes, brodie

i love milkshakes especially chocolate flavoured ones

Hi brodie! What's happening with the bellhop dream? Are you making steps to make it happen?

i just drank a milkshake tonight but i spilld some of it on my crutch. what would a bellhop do in this moment?

brodie if you were a bellhop and you carried a celebrity's bags, would you be tempted to look inside and see what's in there

― broke, broke, broke usher (reddening), Saturday, June 18, 2011 2:18 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark

lol true story my friend worked as a bellhop in a boutique hotel in chicago and once brought Joe C's (the now deceased midget that was in Kid Rock's group) luggage up to his room while Joe C opted to take the stairs. While alone in the elevator he peeked in one of the bags and found a few dozen rolled joints and pocketed one of them.

omg joe c was just kid rock's drug mule?

lol i think is your friend still a bellhop

why aren't you at school, brodie, it's spelling bee day iirc.

i'm sorry to report that i fell out of touch with that friend, brodie.

last i heard he was pursuing a career in rock n' roll.

ahhhh well good luck to him/her and i have work experience so i cant go too school and because i dont live near any fancy hotels a cant do work experienc as a bellhop so im doing it in a kitchen

in america you can go to school even if you have work experience

what kitchen are you working in brodie!!

an RSL kitchen

hi brodie

did you peel some spuds today, brodie.

no not today

what did you do homie

cut up onions and capsicum wash lettuce make plate salads and do the dishes

brotie

yeah

I can stand cutting onions for about thirty seconds before I'm all ;_;

were you cheerful and industrious or were you taciturn and sullen.

cheerful and industious i wanted to get an aprenticeship out if this

great jorb!

thanks

you do have single minded purpose i'll give you that

thanks i think

brodie if you couldn't be a bellhop what would be your #2 career choice

i had a singleminded porpoise, his name was brody brody brody
i had to wash around his blowhole, it was grody grody grody
sometimes he squeaked
sometimes he freaked
he worked his ass off for fish heads, he was my toady toady toady

trying to think of a scenario in which any man living could stop brodie from being a bellhop. even in a world post-nuclear devastation you'd need someone to carry around your canned goods and cache of penicillin.

im allergic to penicillin

so am i.