Turdburglar
xp motherf---
― Shart Shaped Box (Phil D.), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:28 (fourteen years ago)
drop the kids off at the dinner plate
― am0n, Friday, 17 June 2011 16:29 (fourteen years ago)
Is this just Burgerpipe 2.0?
― Ivana Boob-Reduction (j.lu), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:56 (fourteen years ago)
Burgerpoop?
your body is basically going to extract the proteins and luge the rest out of your system as quickly as possible.
In-n-Out Burger?
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:00 (fourteen years ago)
i'm sure that poop-burgers will sell like hotcakes in Germany.
Or poop kaviar?
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:01 (fourteen years ago)
side order of bootyflakes, surely?
― shannon HOOS of blind melSTEEN (rip van wanko), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:01 (fourteen years ago)
Free gold watch with every purchase.
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:02 (fourteen years ago)
Just don't ask what the onion rings are made from.
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:03 (fourteen years ago)
The Golden Arschlochs
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:05 (fourteen years ago)
Angus Anus Steak Houses.
Ruth's Shit Steak House
― Shart Shaped Box (Phil D.), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:13 (fourteen years ago)
Peter Puger's Steakhouse
― 27 Dresses, 13 Assassins (Eazy), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:16 (fourteen years ago)
Shitzzler
― am0n, Friday, 17 June 2011 17:19 (fourteen years ago)
freshly squeezed
― I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:20 (fourteen years ago)
side order of corn
Outhouse Steakback
― am0n, Friday, 17 June 2011 17:20 (fourteen years ago)
bon appetit
http://www.perouinc.com/photos/2085.jpg
― I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:21 (fourteen years ago)
I have this horrific image of McDonald's forcefeeding Metamucil to employees so they can pump out Quarter Pounders
― Nebuchadnezzar Buchanan (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:23 (fourteen years ago)
as i never tire of saying, tim & eric are ahead of the curve:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFzTm6fy_zs
― I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:24 (fourteen years ago)
Well, someone once received one of these at Hungry Jack's (Aust. ver of Burger King)...
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2616/4127259228_8e861a2b0f.jpg
― Circlework de Soleil (S-), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:46 (fourteen years ago)
So soon Americans will not only be able to eat a Wendy's, they'll also be able to tuck into a Steve's, a Caroline's, a Jim's, etc..
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 18:08 (fourteen years ago)
What's next, Pepsi made from urine? #cokefan
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 18:09 (fourteen years ago)
― am0n, Friday, June 17, 2011 12:20 PM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark
http://i42.tinypic.com/219tqao.gif
― goole, Friday, 17 June 2011 18:16 (fourteen years ago)
Maybe they could do excrement themed burgers as tie-ins for movies? Like for the next Batman film, BK could serve burgers made from bat shit.
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 18:21 (fourteen years ago)
I guess that the existing human feces burger could be used for the new Green Lantern movie.
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 18:23 (fourteen years ago)
Ruth's Piss
― shannon HOOS of blind melSTEEN (rip van wanko), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:03 (fourteen years ago)
haha ew
― chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:03 (fourteen years ago)
also kudos to j.lu for bringing up Burgerpipe, I wanted to go there but really couldn't
― chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:17 (fourteen years ago)
mudruckers
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:19 (fourteen years ago)
out n in
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:20 (fourteen years ago)
five guys (a large burger)
This actually reminds me of a 60's project to make artificial meat from petroleum products. The resultant product looked like excrement.
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:20 (fourteen years ago)
KFC = Kentucky Fried Crap
― wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:23 (fourteen years ago)
T.G.I. Feces
― why i am an anarcho-sandwich artist (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 June 2011 23:09 (fourteen years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamburger#Variations
― why i am an anarcho-sandwich artist (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 June 2011 00:38 (fourteen years ago)
This is a logical step in the right direction. The future is excrement.
― Banaka™ (banaka), Saturday, 18 June 2011 02:35 (fourteen years ago)
OMG IT'S BANAKA
― why i am an anarcho-sandwich artist (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 June 2011 02:37 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.richgee.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/The-Graduate.jpgPOOP
― shannon HOOS of blind melSTEEN (rip van wanko), Saturday, 18 June 2011 02:38 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.mystoresupplier.com/v/vspfiles/photos/BT010-2T.jpg
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Saturday, 18 June 2011 02:40 (fourteen years ago)
so wait do we just chat w/ banaka like normal even tho we know who its puppetmaster is
― why i am an anarcho-sandwich artist (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 June 2011 02:41 (fourteen years ago)
not sure why but one of my friends always laments less-than-ideal situations by saying 'poop tacos' it seems like this is a regional variation
― side order of bootyflakes (jdchurchill), Saturday, 18 June 2011 05:36 (fourteen years ago)
Like a turd burger, this is simulated Banaka! All the flavor of classic Banaka without the guilt.
― Banaka™ (banaka), Saturday, 18 June 2011 06:25 (fourteen years ago)
what's that old saying, "if shit was worth its weight in gold, then the poor would be born without assholes"?
― I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Sunday, 19 June 2011 03:57 (fourteen years ago)
turned out to be a hoax!!!!
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 12 July 2014 16:21 (eleven years ago)
tell that to the poop leaking through my teeth
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 12 July 2014 16:36 (eleven years ago)
xp no shit
― Welcome to the dessert of the real (snoball), Saturday, 12 July 2014 19:46 (eleven years ago)
:D
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Saturday, 12 July 2014 23:55 (eleven years ago)
Charlton Heston: "You gotta tell them! Soylent Green is... poop!"* crowd expresses dull surprise *Charlton Heston: "It's made from poop! Soylent Green, it's made from poop!"person in crowd #1: "Poop? Oh, for a moment there, we though you said 'people'."Charlton Heston: "What the fuck? People? No, that would be stupid, no-one would do that. But what Soylent Green is made from is poop!"person in crowd #2: "They say it's plankton. But you're saying it's plankton poop?"Charlton Heston: "Wait, what? Plankton actually poop?"person in crowd #2: "Well I'm not a marine biologist, but I assume they excrete waste in some form, and that probably could be considered poop."Charlton Heston: "I gotta be honest here, I didn't know that plankton pooped. I, er, just assumed that it was human poop."* crowd expresses mild shock *person in crowd #3: "What kind of sick fetishist are you?"person in crowd #2: "I think the word is para-coprophile - someone who derives sexual pleasure from the thought of other people eating poop."Charlton Heston: "What? That's not a real word, you just made that up!"person in crowd #1: "And anyway, your human poop theory doesn't work, because there'd be less poop as time went on. Remember that the Soylent corporation is trying to alleviate world hunger problems, not perpetuate it."Charlton Heston: "Oh, you just go on believing that! I bet you're a corporate shill!"* police arrive to arrest Charlton Heston for public disorder *police officer: "OK buddy, you're coming along with us! No more of this poop talk!"* Charlton Heston is taken away by the police, crowd goes back to munching on poop *
― Welcome to the dessert of the real (snoball), Sunday, 13 July 2014 06:36 (eleven years ago)
What do you mean a hoax!? I've been saving up all my poop to start up my own burger business.
― StanM, Sunday, 13 July 2014 07:16 (eleven years ago)
Do you have enough for a deposit?
― Welcome to the dessert of the real (snoball), Sunday, 13 July 2014 07:48 (eleven years ago)