Hungry? Perhaps you'd like a POOP BURGER

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Alabama Hot Pocket

Nebuchadnezzar Buchanan (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:15 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyTLe7Li--s

I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:17 (fourteen years ago)

seems like this is good news for the human centipede at the very least

am0n, Friday, 17 June 2011 16:18 (fourteen years ago)

i always thought that the Burger King looked like a scat-freak ...

I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:19 (fourteen years ago)

I can't imagine that these things are any good for your digestive system

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:20 (fourteen years ago)

what, hamburger?

goole, Friday, 17 June 2011 16:20 (fourteen years ago)

i'm sure that poop-burgers will sell like hotcakes in Germany.

I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:21 (fourteen years ago)

dan come on they were invented by a man with a lab coat and a novelty pointer

it seems i am the larry (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:21 (fourteen years ago)

sliders

am0n, Friday, 17 June 2011 16:21 (fourteen years ago)

Veronica Moser can even advertise poop-burgers in German-speaking countries.

I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:23 (fourteen years ago)

Once I got beyond "omg HE IS EATING POOP*", it's just... the composition makes me think that your body is basically going to extract the proteins and luge the rest out of your system as quickly as possible.

* tbh I haven't really gotten beyond this yet but just for rhetorical purposes, assume I have

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:23 (fourteen years ago)

i did keep waiting for the "funny or die" logo to pop up in the righthand corner of the screen

it seems i am the larry (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:24 (fourteen years ago)

they should have had audrina patridge introduce this one too

it seems i am the larry (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:24 (fourteen years ago)

Hamburglar's gonna need a rebrand

cloaca flocka flame (NickB), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:27 (fourteen years ago)

http://buggery.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/turdburglar.jpg

done and done!

it seems i am the larry (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:28 (fourteen years ago)

Turdburglar

xp motherf---

Shart Shaped Box (Phil D.), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:28 (fourteen years ago)

drop the kids off at the dinner plate

am0n, Friday, 17 June 2011 16:29 (fourteen years ago)

Is this just Burgerpipe 2.0?

Ivana Boob-Reduction (j.lu), Friday, 17 June 2011 16:56 (fourteen years ago)

Burgerpoop?

your body is basically going to extract the proteins and luge the rest out of your system as quickly as possible.

In-n-Out Burger?

wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:00 (fourteen years ago)

i'm sure that poop-burgers will sell like hotcakes in Germany.

Or poop kaviar?

wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:01 (fourteen years ago)

side order of bootyflakes, surely?

shannon HOOS of blind melSTEEN (rip van wanko), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:01 (fourteen years ago)

Free gold watch with every purchase.

wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:02 (fourteen years ago)

Just don't ask what the onion rings are made from.

wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:03 (fourteen years ago)

i'm sure that poop-burgers will sell like hotcakes in Germany.

The Golden Arschlochs

wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:05 (fourteen years ago)

Angus Anus Steak Houses.

wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:05 (fourteen years ago)

Ruth's Shit Steak House

Shart Shaped Box (Phil D.), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:13 (fourteen years ago)

Peter Puger's Steakhouse

27 Dresses, 13 Assassins (Eazy), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:16 (fourteen years ago)

Shitzzler

am0n, Friday, 17 June 2011 17:19 (fourteen years ago)

freshly squeezed

I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:20 (fourteen years ago)

side order of corn

I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:20 (fourteen years ago)

Outhouse Steakback

am0n, Friday, 17 June 2011 17:20 (fourteen years ago)

bon appetit

http://www.perouinc.com/photos/2085.jpg

I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:21 (fourteen years ago)

I have this horrific image of McDonald's forcefeeding Metamucil to employees so they can pump out Quarter Pounders

Nebuchadnezzar Buchanan (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:23 (fourteen years ago)

as i never tire of saying, tim & eric are ahead of the curve:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFzTm6fy_zs

I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:24 (fourteen years ago)

Well, someone once received one of these at Hungry Jack's (Aust. ver of Burger King)...

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2616/4127259228_8e861a2b0f.jpg

Circlework de Soleil (S-), Friday, 17 June 2011 17:46 (fourteen years ago)

So soon Americans will not only be able to eat a Wendy's, they'll also be able to tuck into a Steve's, a Caroline's, a Jim's, etc..

wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 18:08 (fourteen years ago)

What's next, Pepsi made from urine? #cokefan

wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 18:09 (fourteen years ago)

Outhouse Steakback

― am0n, Friday, June 17, 2011 12:20 PM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark

http://i42.tinypic.com/219tqao.gif

goole, Friday, 17 June 2011 18:16 (fourteen years ago)

Maybe they could do excrement themed burgers as tie-ins for movies? Like for the next Batman film, BK could serve burgers made from bat shit.

wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 18:21 (fourteen years ago)

I guess that the existing human feces burger could be used for the new Green Lantern movie.

wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 18:23 (fourteen years ago)

Ruth's Piss

shannon HOOS of blind melSTEEN (rip van wanko), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:03 (fourteen years ago)

haha ew

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:03 (fourteen years ago)

also kudos to j.lu for bringing up Burgerpipe, I wanted to go there but really couldn't

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:17 (fourteen years ago)

mudruckers

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:19 (fourteen years ago)

out n in

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:20 (fourteen years ago)

five guys (a large burger)

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:20 (fourteen years ago)

This actually reminds me of a 60's project to make artificial meat from petroleum products. The resultant product looked like excrement.

wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:20 (fourteen years ago)

KFC = Kentucky Fried Crap

wtf is wrong with people? (snoball), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:23 (fourteen years ago)

T.G.I. Feces

why i am an anarcho-sandwich artist (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 June 2011 23:09 (fourteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamburger#Variations

why i am an anarcho-sandwich artist (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 June 2011 00:38 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr0xJBsVbZY&feature=kp

Welcome to the dessert of the real (snoball), Sunday, 13 July 2014 08:55 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zARg_K4jRhA

Welcome to the dessert of the real (snoball), Sunday, 13 July 2014 08:56 (eleven years ago)

The Prodigy do penance for the last decade of their career by working in the poop burger mines, whilst observed by Beavis & Butthead...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M6tk-vq1GQ

Welcome to the dessert of the real (snoball), Sunday, 13 July 2014 12:56 (eleven years ago)

seven years pass...

they took the stuff I posted from this article into the Poop Wikipedia out. apparently years ago. sadface.

Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 May 2022 20:39 (four years ago)

Like a turd burger, this is simulated Banaka! All the flavor of classic Banaka without the guilt.

― Banaka™ (banaka), Saturday, June 18, 2011 2:25 AM bookmarkflaglink

Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 May 2022 20:40 (four years ago)


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