Is it bad for a baby to see you masturbating?

I meant it's like pets in that it's easy enough to avoid doing it in front of them. (ie with a baby you can turn them around, with a pet you can put them in another room/outside)

Stab victim 'continued masturbating'
Christine Kellett
June 20, 2007 - 2:36PM

A Brisbane woman stabbed a male friend twice in the shower after he refused to stop masturbating in front of her children.

Defence lawyers for Kylie Louise Wilson, 28, said the mother of two "lost it" when her friend of six years, Daniel Peter Blair, went on a masturbation marathon on April 6 last year.

Brisbane's District Court this morning heard Mr Blair had showed up at Wilson's unit at Birkdale unit, in Redland Shire, where he took amphetamines before having a shower.

Whilst in the bathroom, Mr Blair, 32, began pleasuring himself, before moving to Wilson's bedroom, where he rolled around naked on her bed and continued his lewd conduct.

He returned to the bathroom for more and was busted by Wilson, who was attempting to bath her three-and-a-half year-old daughter.

The court heard Mr Blair refused her repeated requests to stop, prompting her to fetch a knife from the kitchen which she used to stab him twice in the left shoulder.

Crown prosecutors said Mr Blair paused only to put on his shorts and flee outside to wait for police to arrive, but was again overcome by the urge.

"Despite his injury, it seems (Mr Blair) continued to masturbate while in the garage," the prosecutor said.

Police took him to hospital where he received treatment for the minor stab wounds.

Wilson pleaded guilty to one count each of unlawful wounding and wilful damage.

Her defence barrister, Mark Johnson, said Wilson regarded Mr Blair as a "tolerably decent person" when he was not using drugs, but had become "extremely protective" of her daughter under the circumstances.

"He was in and out and round about, doing this sort of thing all over the house, " Mr Johnson said.

"She just lost it, to put it crudely."

Senior Judge Gilbert Trafford Walker accepted the Crown's submission that Wilson had been subjected to "grossly offensive conduct ... which in a moral sense amounts to extreme provocation."

He sentenced her to nine months' jail but ordered that she be immediately released on parole.

"Despite his injury, it seems (Mr Blair) continued to masturbate while in the garage

roffle. Hope the kids didn't see stabbing either.

So wait, taking speed => wank frenzy?

Like you didn't know already.

Does N3D R4GG3TT do speed?

did Tuomas ever learn what A2M was?

aching 2 masturbate

its bad for anyone but your partner to see you masturbating.

ARGH THIS THREAD.

hahaha this thread

Is it bad for a baby to see you masturbating?

Only if you don't share!

When I was a kid I did hear my parents have sex on several occasions, and once I walked into their bedroom while they were doing it, but I don't think it ruined my life in any way.

ironic disclaimer at the end of every tuomas post.

He was in and out and round about
He was in and out and round about
He was in and out and round about
He was in and out and round about
He was in and out and round about
He was in and out and round about
He was in and out and round about
He was in and out and round about
He was in and out and round about
He was in and out and round about
He was in and out and round about

I LOVE THIS THREAD.

went on a masturbation marathon on April 6 last year.

This would be somehow a little worthier of the "marathon" description:

"went on a masturbation marathon on April 6-9 last year."

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/baby-tunnel.gif

looooooooool

I always thought of masturbation as more of a sprint than a marathon.

This thread is EPIC.

Liberals...

1st gis for "epic masturbation"

http://www.fototime.com/9C7CB5CD495FBB4/orig.jpg

That actually is some pretty epic masturbation if you need both a horse and a rifle!

that man was the baby.

nobody puts baby in a corner (and then jerks off)

It's only bad if it participates

happy new year, ILE

Good luck, Finland!

That terrified baby gif is amazing.

This is the sort of thing that I Love Baby-Making will be host to.

He was in and out and round about
He was in and out and round about
He was in and out and round about

Daddy's got a squeeze box
Baby never sleeps at night

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/little-jerk.jpg

that's definitely the kind of thing that should be shared with your friends & colleagues.

ILE tackles the big questions that have confounded mankind for ages!

"Why are we here?"
"Where did we come from?"
"Is it okay to masturbate in front of the baby before we go?"
"Are those nachos?"

― Dan (And So On) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 5 December 2005 16:57 (3 years ago)

classic for all time

is it bad for you to see your baby masturbating?

via iphone = in the process?

is it bad for a baby on television to see you masturbating?

is it bad for a baby NOT to see you masturbating?

is it bad for masturbating for you to see a baby?

is it bad for Dancing Baby to see you masturbating?

how is dancing babby formed

Is it bad for a baby portabella to see you masturbating?

is it bad for masturbating for you to see a baby?

um YES

you're just culturally conditioned to believe that

So it only took 5 years for this board to turn into "A Serbian Film"

All thing considered, that's an eternity in Internet tine so congrats to us all for staving off hell for that long.

is it bad for masturbating babies to see?

what a thread

Uh wow. No, help.