New York Restaurants

nobu
sushi samba
the coffeeshop (i swear it was good! i was not THAT drunk!)

um...
one of the indian restaurants with the belly dancers on the lower east side (e. 6th?)

i can't remember any others...

NOOO!! Coffee Shop is the worst. I worked there one day before I got fired. The food is awful and the service sucks - trust me. Everything is seriously overpriced. $12 for a Cuban Sandwich? Nigga please. I could go down to Houston & Attorney and get one for 3 bucks. And also, they have a policy for the host-staff. All the beautiful people get the prime seats and booths, while the uglies get sent away to the back. It's true. It's policy. It sucks. Though the waitstaff is all pretty hot [but dumb...]

Ugh Zen Palate. So frondy. I think I'm going to turn into an overpriced plant everytime I walk past one of those places so I try not to let the waitstaff see my eyes. NEVER let them see your eyes.

Word. Also, for REAL Mexican food: the Rocking Horse Cafe, Gabriela's, Los Dos Rancheros.

A good place to check out if you want to spend lots of time (and major bandwidth warning) is the message board at chowhound.

Commentary on places mentioned before:

I second the recommendations for Gabriela's (90s location probably has a less annoying crowd than the 70s one), which is pretty good as far as NY Mex goes. Maya is a wonderful, if expensive, haute Mexican place on the southern tip of the Upper East Side. One of NY's better restaurants. As for other places, I've been once to the supposedly authentic La Palapa in the E. Village/LES and wasn't impressed, food- or other-wise. The others I don't know about.

Carmine's is not exactly subtle food, but it is better than one might expect and can be a great time for a group. Go for the Upper West Side branch, if convenient, to avoid the Times Square crowds (though I don't know what effect the theatre strike will have). If you do the Little Italy thing, you should know that the restaurants there aren't necessarily great (I don't know how they stack up against the E. Vill/LES places, which I've never been to). Of the ones there, Il Cortile can be pretty good.

Ollie's has a special place in my heart, but it is not worth your time unless you want slightly-better-than-average-Americanized (and excessively corn-starched) Chinese and it's nearby. Columbia branch better than the others.

John's Pizzeria (the Village place referenced, but not named, in Aaron Grossman's post, I believe) - very good pizza, not sure if it's a destination. V&T near Columbia is comparable. The great pizzerias are Lombardi's (in Little Italy/NoLita) and Patsy's (in Harlem, with V&T-quality branches elsewhere). You should, however, have some cheap, average NY pizza in addition to excellent, wood-burning-oven pizza to get the full experience.

Dosa Hutt - I've never been, but this place gets raves from most foodies. And you don't have to go to Flushing - there's one on Lexington in the 20s (26th?). Also nearby on "Curry Hill" is Curry in a Hurry, a great place for dosas and steam-table meals. That place, however, can't beat...

Pakistan Tea House in Tribeca (the place Tracer Hand was referring to). In the past year and a half, I've eaten in probably ten of the best restaurants in New York. I'm not sure I've had anything more memorable at those places than this place's Chicken Makhni platter with spinach and dal.

Coffee Shop - food shouldn't be the reason you go there (though it is decent). I'm not sure what should.

Blue Ribbon - I've never been to Blue Ribbon proper, but have been to the Blue Ribbon Bakery, slightly less, but still relatively, expensive. The food wasn't as amazing as I expected (though it was very good and I ordered strangely), but this place has great atmosphere.

Stuff you should try:

Hot Dogs - The classic places are the papaya ones (Gray's Papaya over Papaya King for me). F&B in Chelsea is a v. cute place with a chic'er and broader menu and probably better food.

The Soup Nazi - in midtown, open during the day. Cuisine in an expensive-for-lunch-but-cheap-for-quality cup (with lots of goodies added). Worth the adventure.

Sushi - but only if you go to one of the really good places, which will probably cost $. On the Upper East Side, Sushi of Gari is an inventive, fun (and pretty trendy for the UES) place that my Dad thinks has the freshest fish he's ever eaten (and he's eaten a lot). The invention here isn't quite my style (I do like invention, just a different kind), but many disagree. The other great sushi place, besides Nobu (which, like most big-name restaurants, is totally hit-or-miss) and the midtown-business-lunch places, is Jewel Bako in the East Village, where I've never been.

Chinese/Vietnamese in Chinatown/Little Italy - I'll leave the picks to others (I'm too Americanized to appreciate rice gruel). But I do like Funky Broome.

A cute/trendy/semi-cheapy French bistro like Le Pere Pinard on the LES. Metisse near Columbia has especially excellent food in this category, but is a much older, more sedate scene.

A personal pick - Beyoglu - on the Upper East Side (where it seems you won't be going), this place has really fantastic Turkish food, perhaps the best in NYC, for not all that much money. A group meal here can be great.

Are you a serious foodie planning on eating somewhere seriously gourmet/expensive? Cuz that's another discussion. I'll note that some of Danny Meyer's restaurants have comparatively cheap options - lunch at the bar at Union Square Cafe, the front room at Gramercy Tavern, the Tabla Bread Bar - that get you their very good (but not life-changing or anything) food and wonderful service for slightly less money.

Michael Daddino - are you the only other UES'er besides me? Am I going to run into you in Eli's (though I never have time to waste money there any more)?

Yes! But Ashoka is better.

the upper east side is way underrated. three reasons to visit: the pizza at, fuck, can't remember, it's on like 81st and First Avenue, is my favorite I've had in NYC. I also like Angel's on 63rd and First. and perhaps greatest of all, and a real NYC institution: SERENDIPITY on 60th between 2nd and 3rd. I had my b-day dinner there (thanks again, Andy!) and love it every single time I go there, which isn't frequently enough. HUGE ice cream desserts, good soup and regular U.S. fare (nachos, burgers, chicken) done really well. the interior design is SICK--basically it's '70s nostalgia for the '30s. Andy Warhol ate there regularly, and it's where John & Yoko went for ice cream after John got his green card. Love it love it love it.

I live around the corner from Curry Hill, the heavily Indian-restaurant populated area of Murray Hill, and there are quite a few good places there. what I remain a perpetual sucker for, however, is Curry in a Hurry on 28th and Lexington--quick, delicious, well priced (big chicken tikka masala platter w/rice, naan and vegetable side is $9.19 including tax) and once you go upstairs to eat very atmospheric, w/blue walls and one of about three Bollywood flix playing silently on a small TV screen, huge picture windows to look out of. (plus Gareth can compare it to similar UK spots.)

and hell yes stay away from Dojo.

Seconded, although I haven't been there in years.

Curry in a Hurry is k-classiXor.

Though Jewel Bako in the East Village is really truly fantastic, really super-expensive. One piece of otoro is $20. The omakase is either $70 or $100. And don't arrive hungry, because you'll leave hungry. Oooh, but my favorite is Sushi Hatsu on 1st avenue and like 58th street. It's open till maybe 2am and they have the widest variety of fish [many flown in from japan] and THE freshest yummiest fish on the east coast. They have maybe 50 varieties of fish including many I've never heard of - but the waiter can explain what the differences are. It's crazy expensive though. And they only take American Express.

in my experience, this is somewhat true (while not exactly terrible) not only for NYC but for anywhere off the pacific rim. you can only freeze seafood for so long before you sacrifice freshness.

that being said: nobu nyc was really great ALL THINGS CONSIDERED (ie, far lesser than nobu la and on par with nobu vega$). i will be going to the original nobu next month... anyone ever been?

I’d like to try that. Not sure which hog parts are the best of those many options. I may not be ready for brain.

Reading the reviews of that place it seems people get really bothered about what is an authentic taco, and Californians are the worst about it.

It seemed hella authentic to me and I've had tacos in some spots in LA.

You can just order some surtidas tacos, which are all the parts mixed together.

fwiw californias often don't respect that a lot of mexicans in new york are not from the same area as many of the mexicans in LA and thus the food is different.

Very true and people are also shocked by the price points of tacos in Manhattan and trendy BK spots.

that they're high or low? I've felt the sting, it was one of those things were they seemed to pretty dependably 2 dollar or 2.50 each for many many years and now they've gone up to at lest 3 and up to 5 but to be honest I don't usually feel like I'm getting ripped off UNLESS it's one of those trendy spots where they have the tiny tacos and it's 3 for 20+ bucks or something.

What I always hate is places, and it's usually the "nicer" places but not always, that don't let you mix and match, it's just 2 or 3 of 1 type of taco.

I just went to one of my favorite spots for the first time in years. Great Burrito on 23rd st near 6th Ave. It's a literal hole in the wall that for years also sold pizza, though I'm glad they stopped. I used to think the tacos were just OK, but I'd get a bistec encoballado platter with all the trimmings and it was great. I got some basic tacos the other day and they were great. Part of the joy of the place though is the location. When I first started going there 10 or so years ago when I started working in flatiron it already seemed like an outlier. Now it's like from a different planet. Like there's a million places like it on Roosevelt Ave or Sunset Park, even a few in the east village/LES or way uptown, but nothing like that in this neighborhood.

There actually is one other place...some weird spot on 6th ave that's like a deli/bagel shop that has a full mexican menu. Seems like the kind of place that was a deli/bagel shop where all the cooks were mexican, which is most deli/bagel/whatever places in NYC, but they just decided to add tacos and tortas to the mix and run with it.

$4 food truck tacos good enough for me. Extra green sauce

There actually is one other place...some weird spot on 6th ave that's like a deli/bagel shop that has a full mexican menu. Seems like the kind of place that was a deli/bagel shop where all the cooks were mexican, which is most deli/bagel/whatever places in NYC, but they just decided to add tacos and tortas to the mix and run with it.

is this is the place between 13th and 14th? love this spot. milanesa tortas are very dependable in a neighborhood with generally poor lunch options.

Yes. I usually only walk down that way because a block or two south of that there are two Japanese shops with food options and dumb toys and erasers and stuff to buy for my daughter. I'm usually hoping they have spam musubi.

Oh wow I used to eat regularly at that bagel/mexican spot next to Urban Outfitters on 14th. Glad to read they're still there.

Downtown Burritos (1st Ave. between 4th & 5th) worth the stop too - especially if you love chile verde. Between this place and the Birria-Landia truck at Houston & Bowery it's very difficult to get homesick for CA-style Mexican food

RIP Erin McKenna's Bakery on Broome St. The food was always great, but the place played a major role in me and Ms. T's courtship. Completely bummed

Does anyone know a good place to get a good cocktail and some food (nice burger, whatever) in Astoria?

i should be able to answer this but i’m kind of struggling to think of a place that has both. best cocktails in the neighborhood are at diamond dogs, a bar you are allowed to bring food into, and it is surrounded by a few really excellent places, all within a few steps (il bambino (great sandwiches imo), djerdan (burek), even the chinese place golden dragon is solid and soooo cheap. there’s also bareburger (adequate) and milkflower (cool if you like shitty truffle pizza, idk some people do, i hate them))

oh a solid place that might have what you’re looking for is oliver’s, on broadway. i can’t remember their cocktails rn but other ppl rep for them, the food is unspectacular but consistently good imo

What about Sek'end Sun and Bonnies?

I don't have specific memories of those places being great, just know they were decent joints.

Not cheap but Mar's was always good.

The Bonnie, not Bonnies.

i have definitely been to the bonnie and enjoyed myself but can't remember anything concrete. sek'end sun will do but to me that's very much a "will do" kind of place

i have eaten at zyara on steinway street multiple times in the past six weeks. beef shawarma is killer.

Thanks for the recommendations. My friend suggested The Pomeroy, so that's where we are going. Will report back.

My friend who just moved there, I should specify, he hasn't been.

Marlow & Sons in Williamsburg is apparently closing after 21 years in business

That’s the end of an era.

nevermind that - the pencil factory is closing

i have eaten at zyara on steinway street multiple times in the past six weeks. beef shawarma is killer.