Innocuous things that make you irrationally angry (a list thread)

aw snap

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whoa
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they pretend to be cool

mine went surfing

Google - Bill Gate's rebellious teen son

My old roommate is a cog in the google machine nowadays. fwiw, friendly IT type who says nope instead of no, is pretty accurate.

Ooo oooh can he get me a job!
(you only dis them until you get a chance to join them)

Only after I get Zac one first. (we hear that there's an office not too far from here that's looking for people) I did get some free swag tho. M especially likes to chew on the google hackysack.

I like that Google will do that drop-down.

The number of times I need to check an album title and this means I don't have to click "Search" to do it...

I don't think "aw, snap" means what they think it does

I use "Oh snap" that way. I picked it up from some girls who used to work for me.

Meaning "I am so sorry, I just really fucked up, I didn't mean to" ??

I picked up Oh Snap from bizmarkie!

Currently IA at attorneys who don't know what leading questions are and who therefore pitch a misplaced fit every time they draw a leading objection.

I object to them too.

I object ! To having to accept a trusted certificate even when I am wild enough to go with an untrusted one to join a network!"

Tracer: "Oh snap" as a pretty general purpose exclamation to indicate surprise or jovial dismay or disbelief. Or as a synonym for "Oops!"

man that's off the chain

lol

have you ever heard someone say " I have to smack my SELF up " with a strong emphasis on self?

change my elf up
smack myself up

Thank u (falettinme smack mice elf up agin)

I keep entertaining thoughts of clunking these two ding dong attorneys' heads together like the Three Stooges. smdh.

I'm reading a transcript, btw. Not like live blogging it from the court room.

j/k I'm the judge lol

gavel gavel gavel

change my elf up
smack myself up

I am now singing this in a nonstop loop like some kind of crazy person so thank you.

there are two 'lounge's at work which are really just small enclosed rooms with a small bed for people to lie down on if they're sick or exhausted or whatnot.

anywho, you'd think grown adults could master both stifling tasks as A. shutting and locking the door and B. moving the placard from "Vacant" to "In Use" when they've occupied the room, but on two occasions today I almost entered a room someone was sleeping in because they either left the door wide open, or didn't lock it AND had the placard in the "Vacant" setting.

oh well, not as bad as walking in on someone on the toilet....

a small bed for people to lie down on if they're sick or exhausted or whatnot.

'or whatnot' doing a lot of work there

i mean lounge for napping at work = lol/awesome. unless you actually work an ER or somewhere else highly traumatic and dangerous where sickness and exhaustion might be common or excusable...

lol, technically it's really meant for sick people, but I've used it for sleep now and then during my lunch break. and to be honest if I'm sick enough that I can't do my job, generally speaking I'm just gonna go home.

Is it awesome to have lounges like that or does their presence signal that your employer works you to exhaustion and doesn't allow you to take sick days or go home to have sex?

Kind of x post

well that's the other thing -- there are occasionally people that pull the allnighter shifts, so I kinda think it might be for them as well. however we don't exactly have showers so ew if someone sleeps over overnight.

Come have a nap in our lounge where sick and unwashed people come to sleep!

haha! yr making me rethink ever using this damn thing

We had a sickbay/bed type thing at my last LargeTelco job, the guy who was in there most had epilepsy or some similar issue and was always passing out.

I was at one point gently thinking "man, when I was a kid nobody in my friends/class/school was allergic to peanuts"...

I started primary school in 1981, and as far as I know I was the only one there who was wildly allergic to nuts. Certainly the teachers all acted as though it was some freakish thing, and never believed it until I'd vomited copiously all over the room after eating some cake and then had to be removed to the sickroom. That odd pattering sound of sick hitting cheap, tightly-woven institutional carpet became very familiar.

Oh you were just doing it on Purpose!

Lifestyle choice!

I have a friend who has some sort of allergy/intolerance to bananas. His wife, a fan of banana bread, was skeptical so he was all OK LET'S SEE IF I STILL AM. He ate about half a banana and was puking like crazy in under ten minutes.

Nothing better than evidence.

garlics that have little green garlic sprouts in the middle

garlics that when peeled reveal tiny garlics within that also must be peeled

garlics that are dry and juiceless

The girl formerly on my Facebook feed, now hidden, that used the word "awesomesauce" in a different status update for six consecutive days.

that and "I'm totally cereal" or "I just threw up a little in my mouth" SHOULD BE BANNED WITH PENALTY OF BEHEADING

...."I'm totally cereal"? wtf?

substituting 'cereal' for 'serious'

or 'super cereal'. I have two friends (who are sisters) who I love to death but that is their only flaw, saying that.

I have that tingly feeling right now that I've mentioned this before in the thread.

totes cereal, it's like a purse with breakfast in it

wkiw breakfast purse

java updates. 6 popup boxes that i really don't need to be interrupted with. and the way it tries to install yahoo toolbar every single time. you're oracle, you don't need to shill for yahoo.