Innocuous things that make you irrationally angry (a list thread)

I wish you could wizz in the plants at Bunnings

Trayce, can you get something like this? http://www.target.com/Trimmer-Heavy-Duty-Wheeled-Cart/dp/B00134OYEA/ref=sc_pd_gwvub_3_title

I thought for sure that was going to be a picture of a Hoveround

http://imgsg.jobing.com/company/images/126819/hoveround3.JPG

Hahahaha

http://knifefight.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341d2f6553ef01156f8b6a40970b-800wi

Oh I have several granny trolleys already and yeah theyre handy for heavy shiz. Cant bring a couch home in one tho :(

Jeff is the king of well organized id3 tags

come at me bro

- Donald Trump's hair

--when people who aren't funny try to be funny

- "This page is in foreign, would you like to translate it? Translate | Nope"

This shit irks me - like we're to think Google aren't a huge corporation but just a bunch of friendly IT dudes who say "nope" instead of "no".

that Google feature where it searches as you type irks me too. because it slows everything the fuck down. yea I know you can turn it off but god is it annoying!

"This page is in foreign, would you like to translate it? Translate | Nope"

.. also

I said "foreign" - Google says whatever language the page is in.

It's a useful function. The matey "nope" is stupid.

I like the search as you type thing (you can turn off that feature, you know), but what I can't stand is when the search results page overrides my keyboard shortcuts, including page up/down and scrolling with the arrow keys. It doesn't do it every time, and I can't figure out what makes it happen when it does.

It is a useful. Sorry, the 'foreign' seemed bad if it was Google doing it, (fair enough) if it was your subst.

Re: the scrolling. The up/down arrow keys allow you to select through the search result.

^ ia over that too - I want my down key to scroll the page but I have to sign out of google for that

that littel heart thing <3 really looks to me like a scrotum on its side

I know what arrow keys do, but I don't want them to do that! And it only does it sometimes, which is annoying.

Google Chrome crashed yesterday and I got abt 6 popup messageboxes going "Whoa! Google Chrome has crashed" (I forget the wording but it definitely started with "Whoa!")

and yeah, I don't like the new Google interface, because:
- up+down arrows not scrolling = confusing
(I use a laptop with no scrollwheel and like to scroll in smaller increments than PgUp/PgDn, because on a screen of 10 Google results PgDn hits the bottom and it's hard to find where you've already read up to)
- I'm in the habit of hitting "backspace" for back, but this obv no longer goes back, but deletes the last key of the search term and then searches again, losing the real search results
- in fact it completely fucks up the whole concept of back/forwards, if you search for something and then change your search term the original search is not in your browser history

aw snap

http://www.ideas2o.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/google-chrome-crash-screen-main.jpg

whoa
http://digitaldaily.allthingsd.com/files/2008/09/chrome_crash_message.jpg

they pretend to be cool

mine went surfing

Google - Bill Gate's rebellious teen son

My old roommate is a cog in the google machine nowadays. fwiw, friendly IT type who says nope instead of no, is pretty accurate.

Ooo oooh can he get me a job!
(you only dis them until you get a chance to join them)

Only after I get Zac one first. (we hear that there's an office not too far from here that's looking for people) I did get some free swag tho. M especially likes to chew on the google hackysack.

I like that Google will do that drop-down.

The number of times I need to check an album title and this means I don't have to click "Search" to do it...

I don't think "aw, snap" means what they think it does

I use "Oh snap" that way. I picked it up from some girls who used to work for me.

Meaning "I am so sorry, I just really fucked up, I didn't mean to" ??

I picked up Oh Snap from bizmarkie!

Currently IA at attorneys who don't know what leading questions are and who therefore pitch a misplaced fit every time they draw a leading objection.

I object to them too.

I object ! To having to accept a trusted certificate even when I am wild enough to go with an untrusted one to join a network!"

Tracer: "Oh snap" as a pretty general purpose exclamation to indicate surprise or jovial dismay or disbelief. Or as a synonym for "Oops!"

man that's off the chain

lol

have you ever heard someone say " I have to smack my SELF up " with a strong emphasis on self?

change my elf up
smack myself up

Thank u (falettinme smack mice elf up agin)

I keep entertaining thoughts of clunking these two ding dong attorneys' heads together like the Three Stooges. smdh.

I'm reading a transcript, btw. Not like live blogging it from the court room.

j/k I'm the judge lol

gavel gavel gavel

change my elf up
smack myself up

I am now singing this in a nonstop loop like some kind of crazy person so thank you.

there are two 'lounge's at work which are really just small enclosed rooms with a small bed for people to lie down on if they're sick or exhausted or whatnot.

anywho, you'd think grown adults could master both stifling tasks as A. shutting and locking the door and B. moving the placard from "Vacant" to "In Use" when they've occupied the room, but on two occasions today I almost entered a room someone was sleeping in because they either left the door wide open, or didn't lock it AND had the placard in the "Vacant" setting.

oh well, not as bad as walking in on someone on the toilet....

a small bed for people to lie down on if they're sick or exhausted or whatnot.

'or whatnot' doing a lot of work there

i mean lounge for napping at work = lol/awesome. unless you actually work an ER or somewhere else highly traumatic and dangerous where sickness and exhaustion might be common or excusable...