To Be A LadyNo. 081
You deserve the best in life,So if the time isn't right then move on.
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:18 (fifteen years ago)
oh man this stuff sucks so bad
― brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:23 (fifteen years ago)
I've crossed a threshold and now all of this stuff is just stupid
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:27 (fifteen years ago)
I hate gender roles
― Latham Green, Friday, 10 June 2011 15:27 (fifteen years ago)
To Be A LadyNo. 145
If you're wearing pants,You are wearing pants
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:28 (fifteen years ago)
to be a lady "When you pull down your lady-panties - allow the crotch to get stuck for a moment in the secret hair temple - men love it. "
― Latham Green, Friday, 10 June 2011 15:29 (fifteen years ago)
"...I promise"
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:31 (fifteen years ago)
I just want to rewrite all these with the lyrics to "Freaks of the Industry"
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:39 (fifteen years ago)
To Be A LadyNo. 107
Keep your public hair trimmed.Seriously, girl, it looks like kudzu down there.
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:39 (fifteen years ago)
no hairpanties
― Latham Green, Friday, 10 June 2011 15:41 (fifteen years ago)
To Be A LadyNo. 305
When performing fellatioDon't neglect the testicles!
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:42 (fifteen years ago)
To Be A LadyNo. 037
If your booty starts to make that clappin sound,Tell him to take it out and put it in your butt.
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:43 (fifteen years ago)
O_O
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:46 (fifteen years ago)
lol Tracer, now I just want to start posting Yin Yang Twins couplets and quotes from "Oochie Wally"
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:47 (fifteen years ago)
Rule of a Gentleman No. 173Like it was your last meal.
― brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:21 (fifteen years ago)
lol
― brodie_odie_dope (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:34 (fifteen years ago)
hah, i'm imagining these with lines from "tales of taboo"
― creme de cassie (donna rouge), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:34 (fifteen years ago)
this is not a famous person but it's a fucking world-class fall - love the way one actress can't un-shake herself but the lead just heads right back into the scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJtEzAW9WSw
― brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:45 (fifteen years ago)
wrong thread, but still lol
― the fey bloggers are onto the zagat tweets (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:51 (fifteen years ago)
massive lol, that is one of my favorite falls of all time
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:53 (fifteen years ago)
also homegirl is ACTING, she is incorporating that fall into her character and showing concern that her deaf and blind ward just faceplanted hardcore
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:54 (fifteen years ago)
maybe she did it on purpose to make the point taht the character is blind
― Latham Green, Friday, 10 June 2011 16:56 (fifteen years ago)
Was there not a gentlemen in the theatre who could have made his way on to the stage to give her a rub?
― NickB, Friday, 10 June 2011 16:57 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.brotipshq.com/
ffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:07 (fourteen years ago)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lme4flAJ5K1qic2kco1_400.png
i have no words
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:08 (fourteen years ago)
751!!
― free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:18 (fourteen years ago)
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmfv4tLwtz1qic2kco1_400.png
uhhhh has dude ever put on a condom before?
― cheese wiz khalifa (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:18 (fourteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/0GB2q.png
― markers, Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:23 (fourteen years ago)
these seem more like 'jokes bruv' whether dumb or not
― lebroner (D-40), Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:27 (fourteen years ago)
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llrqc2dY3R1qic2kco1_400.png
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:31 (fourteen years ago)
yeah these are just bad jokes & dont seem partic serious in terms of gender role policing
― lebroner (D-40), Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:31 (fourteen years ago)
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llmb9jhCbV1qic2kco1_r1_400.png
omg lol
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:32 (fourteen years ago)
alpha fish, bro
yea i see that but it's interesting to me at least because by the very fact of presenting this particular species of masculinity is instructive -- it's just focused on male gender performance in relation to other males and not towards women
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Sunday, 12 June 2011 18:17 (fourteen years ago)
Bitches are just a distraction, bro.
― mh, Sunday, 12 June 2011 18:28 (fourteen years ago)
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmpnfzljr91qj29d6o1_500.jpg
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:29 (fourteen years ago)
that doesn't even make sense
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:30 (fourteen years ago)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm62jmfrjT1qjnt7yo1_500.jpg
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:34 (fourteen years ago)
you better work!
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:35 (fourteen years ago)
rule 218 is fucking creepy
― anarcho-misogynist puppies (DJP), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:36 (fourteen years ago)
yeah it makes it sound like girls as a breed are serial killers
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:36 (fourteen years ago)
it is very impressive of them, i think, to isolate the one dream of a girl.
― d(▽＿▽)b (c sharp major), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:38 (fourteen years ago)
and to discover that it is dressing up in your flayed skin just to feel close to you. ♡
seems more like 'give her an old tshirt. bitches love that shit and you need new tshirts anyway'
― goole, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)
who are these fools?!
its like congrats, you have discovered the niche of menswear tumblr bloggers and know how to publish your thoughts on the prestigious internets, stop writing rules & being so narrow minded about gender
maybe these presumptuous rule writing young people should ENLIST IN THE MARINES
― daria, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)
http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu216/le_bateau_ivre/tumblr_lax0w3PN911qatjg5o1_500.jpg
xp
― ...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:40 (fourteen years ago)
― goole, Tuesday, June 14, 2011 5:39 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i think that is what it means, decoded, but the attempt to class it up is hilarious/nonsensical/creepy
xp lol
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:41 (fourteen years ago)
the idea that women everywhere just want to take things from men is also a little creepy
tshirts are for rubes, real gentlemen know they have to up their game and give her something she'll really treasure, ol van g knows what's up
― d(▽＿▽)b (c sharp major), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:42 (fourteen years ago)
"I saved you some turkey."
― anarcho-misogynist puppies (DJP), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:44 (fourteen years ago)