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oh, okay!

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:08 (fourteen years ago)

"plus, ribs are delicious"

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:10 (fourteen years ago)

This stuff all reminds me of the Mormon-penned manuals for teen girls my mom would buy me, except without tips on French braids and testimonies.

free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:10 (fourteen years ago)

oh i'm sure tips about French braids and testimonies are in there if you search long enough

brodie_odie_dope (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:17 (fourteen years ago)

To Be A Lady
No. 081

You deserve the best in life,
So if the time isn't right then move on.

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:18 (fourteen years ago)

oh man this stuff sucks so bad

brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:23 (fourteen years ago)

I've crossed a threshold and now all of this stuff is just stupid

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:27 (fourteen years ago)

I hate gender roles

Latham Green, Friday, 10 June 2011 15:27 (fourteen years ago)

To Be A Lady
No. 145

If you're wearing pants,
You are wearing pants

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:28 (fourteen years ago)

to be a lady
"When you pull down your lady-panties - allow the crotch to get stuck for a moment in the secret hair temple - men love it. "

Latham Green, Friday, 10 June 2011 15:29 (fourteen years ago)

"...I promise"

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:31 (fourteen years ago)

I just want to rewrite all these with the lyrics to "Freaks of the Industry"

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:39 (fourteen years ago)

To Be A Lady
No. 107

Keep your public hair trimmed.
Seriously, girl, it looks like kudzu down there.

burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:39 (fourteen years ago)

no hairpanties

Latham Green, Friday, 10 June 2011 15:41 (fourteen years ago)

To Be A Lady
No. 305

When performing fellatio
Don't neglect the testicles!

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:42 (fourteen years ago)

To Be A Lady
No. 037

If your booty starts to make that clappin sound,
Tell him to take it out and put it in your butt.

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:43 (fourteen years ago)

O_O

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:46 (fourteen years ago)

lol Tracer, now I just want to start posting Yin Yang Twins couplets and quotes from "Oochie Wally"

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:47 (fourteen years ago)

Rule of a Gentleman No. 173
Like it was your last meal.

brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:21 (fourteen years ago)

lol

brodie_odie_dope (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:34 (fourteen years ago)

hah, i'm imagining these with lines from "tales of taboo"

creme de cassie (donna rouge), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:34 (fourteen years ago)

this is not a famous person but it's a fucking world-class fall - love the way one actress can't un-shake herself but the lead just heads right back into the scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJtEzAW9WSw

brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:45 (fourteen years ago)

wrong thread, but still lol

the fey bloggers are onto the zagat tweets (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:51 (fourteen years ago)

massive lol, that is one of my favorite falls of all time

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:53 (fourteen years ago)

also homegirl is ACTING, she is incorporating that fall into her character and showing concern that her deaf and blind ward just faceplanted hardcore

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:54 (fourteen years ago)

maybe she did it on purpose to make the point taht the character is blind

Latham Green, Friday, 10 June 2011 16:56 (fourteen years ago)

Was there not a gentlemen in the theatre who could have made his way on to the stage to give her a rub?

NickB, Friday, 10 June 2011 16:57 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.brotipshq.com/

ffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:07 (fourteen years ago)

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i have no words

burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:08 (fourteen years ago)

751!!

free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:18 (fourteen years ago)

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uhhhh has dude ever put on a condom before?

cheese wiz khalifa (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:18 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/0GB2q.png

markers, Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:23 (fourteen years ago)

these seem more like 'jokes bruv' whether dumb or not

lebroner (D-40), Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:27 (fourteen years ago)

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llrqc2dY3R1qic2kco1_400.png

burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:31 (fourteen years ago)

yeah these are just bad jokes & dont seem partic serious in terms of gender role policing

lebroner (D-40), Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:31 (fourteen years ago)

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llmb9jhCbV1qic2kco1_r1_400.png

omg lol

burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:32 (fourteen years ago)

alpha fish, bro

burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:32 (fourteen years ago)

yeah these are just bad jokes & dont seem partic serious in terms of gender role policing

yea i see that but it's interesting to me at least because by the very fact of presenting this particular species of masculinity is instructive -- it's just focused on male gender performance in relation to other males and not towards women

burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Sunday, 12 June 2011 18:17 (fourteen years ago)

Bitches are just a distraction, bro.

mh, Sunday, 12 June 2011 18:28 (fourteen years ago)

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmpnfzljr91qj29d6o1_500.jpg

burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:29 (fourteen years ago)

that doesn't even make sense

horseshoe, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:30 (fourteen years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm62jmfrjT1qjnt7yo1_500.jpg

burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:34 (fourteen years ago)

you better work!

horseshoe, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:35 (fourteen years ago)

rule 218 is fucking creepy

anarcho-misogynist puppies (DJP), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

yeah it makes it sound like girls as a breed are serial killers

horseshoe, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

it is very impressive of them, i think, to isolate the one dream of a girl.

d(▽_▽)b (c sharp major), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

and to discover that it is dressing up in your flayed skin just to feel close to you. ♡

d(▽_▽)b (c sharp major), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

seems more like 'give her an old tshirt. bitches love that shit and you need new tshirts anyway'

goole, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

who are these fools?!

its like congrats, you have discovered the niche of menswear tumblr bloggers and know how to publish your thoughts on the prestigious internets, stop writing rules & being so narrow minded about gender

maybe these presumptuous rule writing young people should ENLIST IN THE MARINES

daria, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)


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