If you can see the back of your bra, you're a good enough contortionist for a Russian circus.
― Monsieur Naturel (WmC), Friday, 10 June 2011 14:51 (thirteen years ago) link
er, "i guess i didn't have that one" i mean
anyway, am i being a little bit unfair in wondering why this one:
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llq8nkBYu11qivqa1o1_500.png
is... brown?
― goole, Friday, 10 June 2011 14:55 (thirteen years ago) link
okay lol
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 14:56 (thirteen years ago) link
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkmgtz2tby1qivqa1o1_1280.png
piper-laurie-with-knife.jpg
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Friday, 10 June 2011 14:58 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkmgtz2tby1qivqa1o1_500.png
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:01 (thirteen years ago) link
Guess I have to stop wearing that T-shirt where I cut out two squares int the front on "casual day" eh.
― free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:04 (thirteen years ago) link
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liug2oywc91qivqa1o1_r1_500.jpg
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:07 (thirteen years ago) link
oh, okay!
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:08 (thirteen years ago) link
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljmgur7Egn1qivqa1o1_r1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1307804899&Signature=A5FSjPGCT3oUCgNftvf%2FoqG1k10%3D
Gross.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:08 (thirteen years ago) link
"plus, ribs are delicious"
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:10 (thirteen years ago) link
This stuff all reminds me of the Mormon-penned manuals for teen girls my mom would buy me, except without tips on French braids and testimonies.
― free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:10 (thirteen years ago) link
oh i'm sure tips about French braids and testimonies are in there if you search long enough
― brodie_odie_dope (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:17 (thirteen years ago) link
To Be A LadyNo. 081
You deserve the best in life,So if the time isn't right then move on.
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:18 (thirteen years ago) link
oh man this stuff sucks so bad
― brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:23 (thirteen years ago) link
I've crossed a threshold and now all of this stuff is just stupid
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:27 (thirteen years ago) link
I hate gender roles
― Latham Green, Friday, 10 June 2011 15:27 (thirteen years ago) link
To Be A LadyNo. 145
If you're wearing pants,You are wearing pants
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:28 (thirteen years ago) link
to be a lady "When you pull down your lady-panties - allow the crotch to get stuck for a moment in the secret hair temple - men love it. "
― Latham Green, Friday, 10 June 2011 15:29 (thirteen years ago) link
"...I promise"
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:31 (thirteen years ago) link
I just want to rewrite all these with the lyrics to "Freaks of the Industry"
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:39 (thirteen years ago) link
To Be A LadyNo. 107
Keep your public hair trimmed.Seriously, girl, it looks like kudzu down there.
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:39 (thirteen years ago) link
no hairpanties
― Latham Green, Friday, 10 June 2011 15:41 (thirteen years ago) link
To Be A LadyNo. 305
When performing fellatioDon't neglect the testicles!
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link
To Be A LadyNo. 037
If your booty starts to make that clappin sound,Tell him to take it out and put it in your butt.
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:43 (thirteen years ago) link
O_O
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:46 (thirteen years ago) link
lol Tracer, now I just want to start posting Yin Yang Twins couplets and quotes from "Oochie Wally"
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Rule of a Gentleman No. 173Like it was your last meal.
― brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― brodie_odie_dope (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:34 (thirteen years ago) link
hah, i'm imagining these with lines from "tales of taboo"
― creme de cassie (donna rouge), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:34 (thirteen years ago) link
this is not a famous person but it's a fucking world-class fall - love the way one actress can't un-shake herself but the lead just heads right back into the scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJtEzAW9WSw
― brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:45 (thirteen years ago) link
wrong thread, but still lol
― the fey bloggers are onto the zagat tweets (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link
massive lol, that is one of my favorite falls of all time
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:53 (thirteen years ago) link
also homegirl is ACTING, she is incorporating that fall into her character and showing concern that her deaf and blind ward just faceplanted hardcore
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:54 (thirteen years ago) link
maybe she did it on purpose to make the point taht the character is blind
― Latham Green, Friday, 10 June 2011 16:56 (thirteen years ago) link
Was there not a gentlemen in the theatre who could have made his way on to the stage to give her a rub?
― NickB, Friday, 10 June 2011 16:57 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.brotipshq.com/
ffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:07 (thirteen years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lme4flAJ5K1qic2kco1_400.png
i have no words
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:08 (thirteen years ago) link
751!!
― free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:18 (thirteen years ago) link
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmfv4tLwtz1qic2kco1_400.png
uhhhh has dude ever put on a condom before?
― cheese wiz khalifa (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:18 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/0GB2q.png
― markers, Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:23 (thirteen years ago) link
these seem more like 'jokes bruv' whether dumb or not
― lebroner (D-40), Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:27 (thirteen years ago) link
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llrqc2dY3R1qic2kco1_400.png
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:31 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah these are just bad jokes & dont seem partic serious in terms of gender role policing
― lebroner (D-40), Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:31 (thirteen years ago) link
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llmb9jhCbV1qic2kco1_r1_400.png
omg lol
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:32 (thirteen years ago) link
alpha fish, bro
yea i see that but it's interesting to me at least because by the very fact of presenting this particular species of masculinity is instructive -- it's just focused on male gender performance in relation to other males and not towards women
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Sunday, 12 June 2011 18:17 (thirteen years ago) link
Bitches are just a distraction, bro.
― mh, Sunday, 12 June 2011 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmpnfzljr91qj29d6o1_500.jpg
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:29 (thirteen years ago) link
that doesn't even make sense
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:30 (thirteen years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm62jmfrjT1qjnt7yo1_500.jpg
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:34 (thirteen years ago) link