too effing hot

went to the bathroom

toilet seat was warned

For the past two days, the highs have been near 100 in Chicago. Today the high was 57.

Inane conversation I overhead on the bus about that very thing:

"It must be global warming."
"More like global crazy!"

hey seattle and portland

fuck you

it's like 105 degrees today. which means that it feels like 115 outside. and 160 or so in my apt

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_long34LIRi1qz80pso1_500.png

37 in Toronto (99), 47 with the humidex (116). I played nine holes of golf this morning, and though I'm far from great, something happened that's never happened before: twice the club flew right out of my hand, the first time about 100 feet into the air. One of the guys playing with me has promised to put this on the broadcast page at work.

92 in Cleveland right now with a 99 heat index. Biking home this afternoon should be a real fucking joy when you add in 10-20mph winds.

damn u biked today? i was like eff this & took the streetcar

Yep, it was already 75 when I left the house at 6:30 this morning.

http://weblogs.marylandweather.com/300x200_07201548_realfeelsmatl.jpg

omg we are all fucked. fucked, i tell ya

<--- REALFUCKED

holy crap!!!

HAHA 90 DEGREES AND 0 HUMIDITY HERE SUCKAZ

the best part about that graph is how it reminds its still going to be too effing hot tomorrow

Yeah I remember reading some article like five years ago about how it was only going to get hotter thru Global Warming plus population increase would make heat in cities almost unbearable. I remember going "Hmm..." and now I'm thinking "Shit..." Not fun.

it was 88 in my bedroom when i went to bed last night and 84 when i woke up

that graph looks like a chili pepper

101 tomw in NY, I'm coming into work for the A/C

call in and go to a bar ffs

boston: Temperature 95.6 °F, Feels Like 111 °F, humidy 55%. i have had a crazy headache for the past two weeks that i think is from dehydration and no matter how much water i drink, i can't get it to go away and it is SO DAMN HOT

Boy, I bet all the batshit right wing cartoonists out there have cartoons this week with "GEE I GUESS GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL AFTER ALL!" Should I look?

just took the trash out and now i feel like i spent two minutes inside satan's asshole

ACs on all day in the apt for the pooch. It's gonna feel so damn good to go home to tonight.

i have to go do laundry ;_;

So glad to be going to the cape this weekend where it'll be 92, 89, 78. Sounds a little more bearable.

read that as so glad to be wearing a cape this weekend

I couldn't stomach the idea of touching hot clothes tonight so I dropped a bag off for wash and fold this morning. $9 and totally worth it imo.

Well I will obv be wearing a cape all weekend as they are my signature look.

let's see...cape...jerky undershorts...gladiator sandals...copy of girl with dragon tattoo...i am ready for the beach, motherfuckers.

^^ me this weekend

'cept jerky thing of course

riiiiight.

I MEANT JERKY THING

dammit

oh ffs

THONG THONG THONG

not THING

THONG

when this heat wave started roiling two days ago some genius place three whole uncooked fish in the dumpster, it was quite an eye opener at 7:30 in morning. and fyi the maggots are healthy and the mom is doing ok

Ahhhhh, a little relief coming up on Sunday.

http://www.fox16.com/media/files/cctvi_weather/klrt-wxc/Web_7_Day_Outlook/1664.jpg

The best tonic I can think of:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSQAlfyaKyc

My daughter fell asleep in the car, so I had to drive around aimlessly for 25 minutes to keep the AC going.

Later today, I saw a guy riding his bike down the street with a full-sized window AC unit balanced on his handlebars.

the lady who lives next to me just went out jogging

good luck to you, you attractive maniac

"kids of all ages digging disneyland"

aw hell yeah

just saw a guy, on a bike, dragging an a/c unit behind him on the pavement.

it was too heavy and had no wheels underneath it or anything. he wasn't even riding the bike, he was just astride it, periodically yanking on the power cord, dragging it down the street. didn't seem like a good plan

Where are all the snarky assholes that say "huhhuh so much for global warming" every time it snows? Where are you now, assholes?

taken up in the rapture iirc

Great, now I won't have to hear it this winter!

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ha. if you're scraping the pavement, no matter if you're toting home aubergines or a/c units, it probably won't come to a good end. imo

anyway, clemenza otfm. i feel better already.

american guiro. holy fucking shit. rapping on the cb radio in the van!

Those anti global warming dudes are all recalling a mere two Chicago summers ago, when there were no days that even hit 90, and several in the 70s.

that war song is punishing me, fucking treat of the 2010's