of course these men had manners. not a drunk, a gambler, a wife-beater, or a degenerate bastard among them! i can tell, you see, because these photographs are old.
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 9 June 2011 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link
Rule #743:
Wear a hat... to hold the hair ... upon your head
― boxall, Thursday, 9 June 2011 19:39 (thirteen years ago) link
re: "baby"
I call my gf "baby" all the time but in the context of "quit being such a baby" bc babies are the only minority group I am comfortable disparaging
― Alderaan Duran (Will M.), Thursday, 9 June 2011 19:40 (thirteen years ago) link
You see, that congressman was RIGHT, babies are the most AT-RISK MINORITY IN AMERICA TODAY.
― Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Thursday, 9 June 2011 19:42 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 June 2011 19:47 (thirteen years ago) link
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm96y1iz7I1qj29d6o1_500.jpg
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 9 June 2011 19:55 (thirteen years ago) link
okay no
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Thursday, 9 June 2011 19:56 (thirteen years ago) link
everything about that is wrong
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Thursday, 9 June 2011 19:57 (thirteen years ago) link
I think once you start having 216 rules, you might not actually be all that much fun to hang out with.
― NickB, Thursday, 9 June 2011 20:00 (thirteen years ago) link
i think an exception should be made re: Rule 216 for the gentlemen with a stomping fetish
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 9 June 2011 20:01 (thirteen years ago) link
I decided to be playful with gender roles today and when the elevator arrived at our floor and the two dudes who were right in front of the doors stepped back and away from the doors so I could enter first, even though I was farther away and they were there first, I just stood there. We had a standoff until the doors started to shut and I caved and got on because the elevators in our building are super slow and I was really hungry.
In conclusion, feminism is dead.
― phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 9 June 2011 20:38 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeh, how the hell is sticking to old-fashioned gender roles "playful"? Being "playful" with gender roles is Madonna wearing a suit and tie.
― Jesse, Thursday, 9 June 2011 20:48 (thirteen years ago) link
I thought the bend-over boyfriend trend was the end game of "playful with gender roles"
― mh, Thursday, 9 June 2011 20:49 (thirteen years ago) link
Is that some new doll?
― Jesse, Thursday, 9 June 2011 20:50 (thirteen years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bend_Over_Boyfriend
― mh, Thursday, 9 June 2011 20:51 (thirteen years ago) link
people call it wordplay when somebody mispronounces something in a song
people r dumb
― brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 9 June 2011 21:10 (thirteen years ago) link
i think the being "playful with gender" sentiment is just a shading on the "humorless feminist" stereotype?
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 9 June 2011 21:12 (thirteen years ago) link
he hit me and it felt like a playful
― goole, Thursday, 9 June 2011 21:17 (thirteen years ago) link
i dunno, maybe it's "playful" in the way where they all dress up like Mad Men characters and revel in the superficial pleasures of midcentury gender roles? i have no fucking clue tbh
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 9 June 2011 21:21 (thirteen years ago) link
someone should do a parody of one of these that describes the series of chemical reactions started off by the sry gene in the y chromosome
― ideas are death (Lamp), Thursday, 9 June 2011 21:26 (thirteen years ago) link
rulesofasevenweekoldembroyo.tumblr.com/
― ideas are death (Lamp), Thursday, 9 June 2011 21:27 (thirteen years ago) link
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmjvx7PKqw1qdmmiqo1_500.gif
― Z S, Friday, 10 June 2011 01:26 (thirteen years ago) link
i hate this awful person, btw.
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llee4ffcZ01qj29d6o1_500.jpg
fucking weird
― Z S, Friday, 10 June 2011 01:27 (thirteen years ago) link
I like to imagine that same guy standing over his cowering gal shouting "GIGGLE FOR ME! ONLY FOR ME!"
― free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Friday, 10 June 2011 01:49 (thirteen years ago) link
that one just reminds me of the weezer song
― ☂ (max), Friday, 10 June 2011 01:49 (thirteen years ago) link
rivers cuomo is not a dude whose attitudes toward women one would want to emulate
he seems to have some ideas about people with southeast asian heritage iirc
― mh, Friday, 10 June 2011 03:06 (thirteen years ago) link
heh - both of the last two posts def true based on things I've heard from someone who was on tour with him
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 10 June 2011 03:11 (thirteen years ago) link
I don't know if touring musician-time is something I would fully judge someone on.
Fucked up life.
― mh, Friday, 10 June 2011 03:12 (thirteen years ago) link
I guess but still.
also
I appreciated the girltip about menstrual blood because I have been letting it run down my legs and pool into my socks and never understood why people avoided me for five days each month.
― phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, June 9, 2011 12:11 PM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
lol <3
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 10 June 2011 03:15 (thirteen years ago) link
- I usually hold the door for people out of politeness, not out of any 'hay look I'm a lady and I'm holding the door for dudez'...but over time I've sort of learned that especially with older, like 60+ fellas, it's like some genetic chivalric duty and they wither to dust if they are denied (or they get really mad)...but I'm not above having a door opened for me either. It's not like I'll refuse. But if my male friends try to be all, "no you go first" when I hold the door I get bolshy and yell at them til they go through the door. Because it's fun.
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 10 June 2011 03:18 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Holding-doors-open-for-bitches-cause-your-a-classy-cunt/151250144944959
― Circlework de Soleil (S-), Friday, 10 June 2011 13:25 (thirteen years ago) link
A man is a person. "Woman" is a breed.
couldn't help notice that the titles of the gentlemen / lady rule blogs subtly echo this ^^
The Rules of A Gentleman (singular) vs. The Rules of Ladies (plural)
(sure ok it's probably a url availability thing but it's cultural implications did not escape my hypervigilant eye, no sir)
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Friday, 10 June 2011 14:12 (thirteen years ago) link
even more:
http://tobealady.tumblr.com
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Friday, 10 June 2011 14:46 (thirteen years ago) link
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkmh2qCyvI1qivqa1o1_500.png
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Friday, 10 June 2011 14:49 (thirteen years ago) link
xp lol i just tried to post that one
is this a fucking koan?
― goole, Friday, 10 June 2011 14:49 (thirteen years ago) link
"if you are outside the house, you are not in the house"
hahaha
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 14:50 (thirteen years ago) link
oh whoops i just i didn't have that one, heh
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm4cuwAhFO1qivqa1o1_500.png
― goole, Friday, 10 June 2011 14:50 (thirteen years ago) link
wait, waht
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 14:51 (thirteen years ago) link
If you can see the back of your bra, you're a good enough contortionist for a Russian circus.
― Monsieur Naturel (WmC), Friday, 10 June 2011 14:51 (thirteen years ago) link
er, "i guess i didn't have that one" i mean
anyway, am i being a little bit unfair in wondering why this one:
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llq8nkBYu11qivqa1o1_500.png
is... brown?
― goole, Friday, 10 June 2011 14:55 (thirteen years ago) link
okay lol
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 14:56 (thirteen years ago) link
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkmgtz2tby1qivqa1o1_1280.png
piper-laurie-with-knife.jpg
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Friday, 10 June 2011 14:58 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkmgtz2tby1qivqa1o1_500.png
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:01 (thirteen years ago) link
Guess I have to stop wearing that T-shirt where I cut out two squares int the front on "casual day" eh.
― free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:04 (thirteen years ago) link
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liug2oywc91qivqa1o1_r1_500.jpg
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:07 (thirteen years ago) link
oh, okay!
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:08 (thirteen years ago) link
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljmgur7Egn1qivqa1o1_r1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1307804899&Signature=A5FSjPGCT3oUCgNftvf%2FoqG1k10%3D
Gross.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:08 (thirteen years ago) link
"plus, ribs are delicious"
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:10 (thirteen years ago) link