If you love him, tell him. Chances are, the Mayans were right all along.
― blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:54 (fifteen years ago)
THENo. 318RULE OF A PROLETARIAN
When you seize the means of production,don't forget to be amazing.
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:56 (fifteen years ago)
Maintain your mystery, that balaclava really suits you
― NickB, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:56 (fifteen years ago)
tracer <3333333333333333333333333
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:57 (fifteen years ago)
Rule Of A Lady #425:
Shame slutswhenever possible.
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:58 (fifteen years ago)
Can't wait for some of these to turn up on dayo's zenlike koans thread.
― Terje Chocolate Orange (seandalai), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:01 (fifteen years ago)
Rule Of A Gentlemen #425:
Never call a lady slut.Even when you think she is.
― the fey bloggers are onto the zagat tweets (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:02 (fifteen years ago)
The No. 232 Rule Of A LadyWords create lies. Pain can be trusted.
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/audition1.jpg
― no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:02 (fifteen years ago)
http://i55.tinypic.com/k20dg4.jpg
― gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:03 (fifteen years ago)
A good master never beats his slaveEven if he deserves it
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:03 (fifteen years ago)
ugh judging by this thread the lady one is way worse
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:07 (fifteen years ago)
^^^^^
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:08 (fifteen years ago)
i'd say you're otm, but, you're a woman
― goole, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:08 (fifteen years ago)
lol
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:09 (fifteen years ago)
wtf...paolo abdul said this, not paula coelho!
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, June 8, 2011 10:33 AM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
xp and lol again
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:09 (fifteen years ago)
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llj675WtCw1qjnt7yo1_500.jpg
strong Whose Line Is It Anyway vibe from this one
― ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:11 (fifteen years ago)
I misread "crown" as "clown"
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:12 (fifteen years ago)
okay this has to be a joke.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:12 (fifteen years ago)
invisible crown is the only one that has made me lol, though
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:13 (fifteen years ago)
wait you mean you don't already do that?
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:13 (fifteen years ago)
Wondering how many of the guy ones were actually written by a woman and vice-versa.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:14 (fifteen years ago)
"submitted by [random punter]" on most of the laydeeez ones, betraying the lack of bespoke attention to detail and high quality control as found on the gents blog.
― ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:16 (fifteen years ago)
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/44ffd00c-425a-4b0b-ba4e-bbb6c5fad173.jpg
― no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:16 (fifteen years ago)
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llht3w8xz21qj29d6o1_500.jpg
This sounds like the advice of Matt Foley, motivational speaker.
― EDB, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:16 (fifteen years ago)
boobs or butts doesn't matter
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:18 (fifteen years ago)
it's a puzzle
bums don't matter
― blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:19 (fifteen years ago)
hips don't lie
― ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:19 (fifteen years ago)
that's definitely the most mysterious imo
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:19 (fifteen years ago)
194 - I feel like there's some positive in that one though.
boobs or butts; doesn't matter
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:20 (fifteen years ago)
The No. 159 Rule of a Gentleman
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.
― no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:20 (fifteen years ago)
need a gif generator stat
― ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:21 (fifteen years ago)
boobs or butts don't matteranyone can seeboobs or butts don't matter...to meee....
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:23 (fifteen years ago)
yeah with the semi-colon i guess it could be read as advising men to be equal-opportunity oglers.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:30 (fifteen years ago)
advice that was sorely needed
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:31 (fifteen years ago)
These need t-shirts!
― 27 Dresses, 13 Assassins (Eazy), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:33 (fifteen years ago)
http://th779.photobucket.com/albums/yy75/pashby_2009/th_Video-Stills-Black-or-White-michael-jackson-11510203-720-480.jpg
I said if you're thinkin' of being my babyIt doesn't matter if you're boobs or buttoww!
― gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:34 (fifteen years ago)
ha
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:34 (fifteen years ago)
poll:
boobsbuttsdoesn't mattter
― no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:36 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyLQ1muosqQ
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:37 (fifteen years ago)
How To Hail A Taxi Cab Like A Man via art or manliness
how does this relate to 'being a man' at all, please someone tell me
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 16:07 (fifteen years ago)
ugh i dunno, i know it may be tiresome to call bullshit on this gender stuff ad nauseam but it bothers me that "competence at any task whatsoever" is somehow constructed as a "masculine" trait. really?
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 16:11 (fifteen years ago)
yeah, also, all those directions are completely obvious. i don't mean to be a jerk but how long does it take to figure out the off-duty cab thing? i guess i hail a cab like a man.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 16:12 (fifteen years ago)
"how hail a cab without looking like a dumb tourist asshole"
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 16:14 (fifteen years ago)
It was about 3 miles from my hotel, so I decided to take a cab.
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 16:15 (fifteen years ago)
Realizing I was looking more and more like a dopey tourist, I gave up and decided just to walk to Katz’s.
Yeah, I could have taken the subway, but they’re fraught with their own complexities for the uninitiated.
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 16:18 (fifteen years ago)
hey maybe the first step in reclaiming the "lost art of manliness" might be: don't get intimidated by the arcane complexities of public fucking transport
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 16:22 (fifteen years ago)
For well-known places in town, like the Empire State Building or something, you can just tell the driver the name of the place. But for hotels, friends’ apartments, or restaurants, give the address or at least a nearby intersection of the place you’re going.
okay really?
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 16:33 (fifteen years ago)