hey honey aren't your boobs sore.
― Bert Macklin, F.B.I. (thebingo), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:31 (fourteen years ago)
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljog78bGAr1qj29d6o1_500.jpg
uh
― blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:31 (fourteen years ago)
ah come on dan all these things are so trite, no more than if you had a blog with "look before your leap" and "a stitch in time saves nine" etc etc on it
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:32 (fourteen years ago)
omg that rule for a lady
I don't have any interest in defending this shit beyond pointing and laughing at the ones that are actually ridiculous
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:32 (fourteen years ago)
doing our part for gender hegemony, one tumblr post at a time
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:32 (fourteen years ago)
"Write a song for her. Even if it's shit you'll be kneee deep in clunge"
The origin of Paul McCartney's 'Frog Chorus' explained...
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:32 (fourteen years ago)
where's the lady blog? gonna fwd it to a select bunch
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:33 (fourteen years ago)
what grown woman has a stuffed animal.
― Bert Macklin, F.B.I. (thebingo), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:33 (fourteen years ago)
http://therulesofladies.tumblr.com/
― ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:33 (fourteen years ago)
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm57rxcZ0Q1qjnt7yo1_500.jpg
wtf...paolo abdul said this, not paula coelho!
She should have three things from you. A pretty shirt, a sweaty animal, and a stuffed ring.
a wet t-shirt, sweaty balls and a cock ring.
― Bert Macklin, F.B.I. (thebingo), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:34 (fourteen years ago)
a knife, a gun, and a horse
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:35 (fourteen years ago)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llj5rtWo6q1qjnt7yo1_r1_500.jpg
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:35 (fourteen years ago)
truth bomb finally
― blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:36 (fourteen years ago)
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llsbtidfww1qjnt7yo1_500.jpg
lovely poetic ring to this one
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:37 (fourteen years ago)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk9oshKGp91qjnt7yo1_500.jpg
― gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:37 (fourteen years ago)
the people submitting these are a trip
http://hesmyheartpainter.tumblr.com/http://shesmyheartpainter.tumblr.com/
― goole, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:37 (fourteen years ago)
Do the gents and ladies sets match up? Does #81 for the guys say "You gots to get out there with a metal detector and find that treasure yourself. Idiot."?
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:37 (fourteen years ago)
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lltdf0LPG01qjnt7yo1_500.jpg
if she can do the first part and survive at all i'll be impressed
― blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:38 (fourteen years ago)
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkbd2h89fc1qjnt7yo1_500.jpg
Jesus Christ.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:38 (fourteen years ago)
think it was woody allen who once quipped "when going out with a man it is important to ensure mutual respect between both parties. after a number of years of seeing each other this will generally lead to a better and healthier relationship."
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:38 (fourteen years ago)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm57l1cJV71qjnt7yo1_500.jpg
girls are s0 cRaZy
― goole, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:39 (fourteen years ago)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk45dvsod51qjnt7yo1_500.jpg
"if you can taste blood, you're doing it wrong"
― gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:39 (fourteen years ago)
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llau49Jc2b1qjnt7yo1_500.jpg
setting the bar high
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:40 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvmyTZEqlo8
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:40 (fourteen years ago)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll4k33lUlK1qjnt7yo1_500.jpg
this one is just like a snippet of a banal conversation.
really want to mock up some like "if you are at the supermarket, can you buy me some scallions"
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:41 (fourteen years ago)
My girlfriend is a member of a book club where they only read these terrible self-help dating advice books that read like they hail from a time before feminism. I should post a few choice quotes when I remember.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:41 (fourteen years ago)
OMG the lady ones are so much worse.
Mad that I have some actual work I need to be doing right now.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:43 (fourteen years ago)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk5g76QdIg1qjnt7yo1_500.jpg
i.e. ignore the other 100 rules that encourage you to pattern your life choices around the happiness titillation of men
― gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:45 (fourteen years ago)
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkuwfiFeBF1qjnt7yo1_500.jpg
yeah almost certainly. there's no real history in human culture of "unwanted love" or not even a proper way of describing it...
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:45 (fourteen years ago)
"happiness and titillation" I mean - xpost)
― gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:46 (fourteen years ago)
can decide which one is behind this
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/1-3.jpghttp://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/Misery-Kathy-Bates_l.jpg
― no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:47 (fourteen years ago)
can't
ok my colleagues are trying to ignore my laughs here
jesus
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:48 (fourteen years ago)
like i don't even comprehend why these rules are gendered at all. most of the actual not-crazy advice on these can apply to anybody regardless of gender, and the ones that explicitly comment on gender are usually 100% fucked up.
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:49 (fourteen years ago)
seriously expecting one of these lady rules to prohibit all excretory bodily functions
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:50 (fourteen years ago)
If you don't obeyconventional wisdom,she'll never forgive you.
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:50 (fourteen years ago)
There is no sexin the champagne room.
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:51 (fourteen years ago)
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkt814GFPw1qjnt7yo1_500.jpg
hmmm
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:51 (fourteen years ago)
men like football, women enjoy shopping
a man is a man, a woman is a woman
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Iz1vSnBgL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA300_SH20_OU02_.jpg
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:53 (fourteen years ago)
Maintain your mystery; never agree to see them again.
― blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:53 (fourteen years ago)
If you love him, tell him. Chances are, the Mayans were right all along.
― blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:54 (fourteen years ago)
THENo. 318RULE OF A PROLETARIAN
When you seize the means of production,don't forget to be amazing.
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:56 (fourteen years ago)
Maintain your mystery, that balaclava really suits you
― NickB, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:56 (fourteen years ago)
tracer <3333333333333333333333333
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:57 (fourteen years ago)
Rule Of A Lady #425:
Shame slutswhenever possible.
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:58 (fourteen years ago)
Can't wait for some of these to turn up on dayo's zenlike koans thread.
― Terje Chocolate Orange (seandalai), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:01 (fourteen years ago)