http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljuysncTdv1qj29d6o1_500.jpg
ahahahahahahahahaha
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:24 (fifteen years ago)
78 is strange
"Never aggressively roar at her to question whether she should be living in your town"
hmmm...weird, anyone shed any light??
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:24 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTKi6V6qCBk
― Latham Green, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:25 (fifteen years ago)
the good grammer one is sort of odd coming from someone who is responsible for the sentence "boobs or butts doesn't matter". also "bro's"
― thomp, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:26 (fifteen years ago)
grammer, yes
we have noticed a few people sending in messages regarding the similarity between
http://therulesofagentleman.tumblr.com/
&
http://etiquetteforagentleman.tumblr.com/
For all we know, we started this blog before them and theirs was made recently
For all we know!
― ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:27 (fifteen years ago)
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, June 8, 2011 10:24 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark
OMG
I died.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:27 (fifteen years ago)
eh dan i kinda read that first piece of advice as more "if you call her out on anything she will transform into a wretched nagging harpy."
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:28 (fifteen years ago)
^^^ like my wife
― Bert Macklin, F.B.I. (thebingo), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:29 (fifteen years ago)
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljog84MgVD1qj29d6o1_500.jpg
otm that cold sore won't heal itself!
― blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:29 (fifteen years ago)
was going to post it on your wall in case you missed it, hahaha...
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:29 (fifteen years ago)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm96o9GSWP1qj29d6o1_500.jpg
no to chivalry means yes to chivalry
hey they got rules for the laydeeeeez too
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llqu13rQhn1qjnt7yo1_500.jpg
gosh that's a long word
― ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:29 (fifteen years ago)
Are we already running out of lol material at this blog?
― the fey bloggers are onto the zagat tweets (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:30 (fifteen years ago)
Okay why is #79 objectionable? Do you think your SO should be the first one to get hit if a car jumps the curb?
That is exactly what I meant re: the worst possible interpretation.
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:30 (fifteen years ago)
hey honey aren't your boobs sore.
― Bert Macklin, F.B.I. (thebingo), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:31 (fifteen years ago)
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljog78bGAr1qj29d6o1_500.jpg
uh
― blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:31 (fifteen years ago)
ah come on dan all these things are so trite, no more than if you had a blog with "look before your leap" and "a stitch in time saves nine" etc etc on it
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:32 (fifteen years ago)
omg that rule for a lady
I don't have any interest in defending this shit beyond pointing and laughing at the ones that are actually ridiculous
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:32 (fifteen years ago)
doing our part for gender hegemony, one tumblr post at a time
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:32 (fifteen years ago)
"Write a song for her. Even if it's shit you'll be kneee deep in clunge"
The origin of Paul McCartney's 'Frog Chorus' explained...
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:32 (fifteen years ago)
where's the lady blog? gonna fwd it to a select bunch
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:33 (fifteen years ago)
what grown woman has a stuffed animal.
― Bert Macklin, F.B.I. (thebingo), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:33 (fifteen years ago)
http://therulesofladies.tumblr.com/
― ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:33 (fifteen years ago)
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm57rxcZ0Q1qjnt7yo1_500.jpg
wtf...paolo abdul said this, not paula coelho!
She should have three things from you. A pretty shirt, a sweaty animal, and a stuffed ring.
a wet t-shirt, sweaty balls and a cock ring.
― Bert Macklin, F.B.I. (thebingo), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:34 (fifteen years ago)
a knife, a gun, and a horse
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:35 (fifteen years ago)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llj5rtWo6q1qjnt7yo1_r1_500.jpg
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:35 (fifteen years ago)
truth bomb finally
― blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:36 (fifteen years ago)
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llsbtidfww1qjnt7yo1_500.jpg
lovely poetic ring to this one
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:37 (fifteen years ago)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk9oshKGp91qjnt7yo1_500.jpg
― gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:37 (fifteen years ago)
the people submitting these are a trip
http://hesmyheartpainter.tumblr.com/http://shesmyheartpainter.tumblr.com/
― goole, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:37 (fifteen years ago)
Do the gents and ladies sets match up? Does #81 for the guys say "You gots to get out there with a metal detector and find that treasure yourself. Idiot."?
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:37 (fifteen years ago)
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lltdf0LPG01qjnt7yo1_500.jpg
if she can do the first part and survive at all i'll be impressed
― blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:38 (fifteen years ago)
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkbd2h89fc1qjnt7yo1_500.jpg
Jesus Christ.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:38 (fifteen years ago)
think it was woody allen who once quipped "when going out with a man it is important to ensure mutual respect between both parties. after a number of years of seeing each other this will generally lead to a better and healthier relationship."
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:38 (fifteen years ago)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm57l1cJV71qjnt7yo1_500.jpg
girls are s0 cRaZy
― goole, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:39 (fifteen years ago)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk45dvsod51qjnt7yo1_500.jpg
"if you can taste blood, you're doing it wrong"
― gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:39 (fifteen years ago)
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llau49Jc2b1qjnt7yo1_500.jpg
setting the bar high
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:40 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvmyTZEqlo8
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:40 (fifteen years ago)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll4k33lUlK1qjnt7yo1_500.jpg
this one is just like a snippet of a banal conversation.
really want to mock up some like "if you are at the supermarket, can you buy me some scallions"
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:41 (fifteen years ago)
My girlfriend is a member of a book club where they only read these terrible self-help dating advice books that read like they hail from a time before feminism. I should post a few choice quotes when I remember.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:41 (fifteen years ago)
OMG the lady ones are so much worse.
Mad that I have some actual work I need to be doing right now.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:43 (fifteen years ago)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk5g76QdIg1qjnt7yo1_500.jpg
i.e. ignore the other 100 rules that encourage you to pattern your life choices around the happiness titillation of men
― gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:45 (fifteen years ago)
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkuwfiFeBF1qjnt7yo1_500.jpg
yeah almost certainly. there's no real history in human culture of "unwanted love" or not even a proper way of describing it...
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:45 (fifteen years ago)
"happiness and titillation" I mean - xpost)
― gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:46 (fifteen years ago)
can decide which one is behind this
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/1-3.jpghttp://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/Misery-Kathy-Bates_l.jpg
― no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:47 (fifteen years ago)
can't
ok my colleagues are trying to ignore my laughs here
jesus
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:48 (fifteen years ago)