Chicago: Smell the Glove

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― Eazy (Eazy), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 22:57 (twenty years ago)

I like that euphemism. "He may have dropped an atomic bomb or two, if you know what I mean."

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 22:58 (twenty years ago)

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/82/88/6158828/2244704691707l.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 22:59 (twenty years ago)

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 22:59 (twenty years ago)

Hey, my friend Alec has a big photo essay up on Slate! Nice!

― Eazy (Eazy), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 23:02 (twenty years ago)

(Sorry, inside joke to Kelsey.)

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 23:02 (twenty years ago)

Hey - so Alec's essay is a slideshow of his photos but a very This-American-Life style voice-over-and-music story too.)

― Eazy (Eazy), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 23:05 (twenty years ago)

Link? I couldn't find it.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 23:07 (twenty years ago)

It's on the front page, with the big photo of Niagra Falls.

― Eazy (Eazy), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 23:08 (twenty years ago)

So! Another friend of mine and B.'s is coming to Chicago for a while. He arrives tomorrow. This barely one bedroom apartment is going to get very crowded.

So if anyone was planning on seducing me while I was in town, it's getting to be a good time to do it.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 01:18 (twenty years ago)

(I don't recommend it.)

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 04:45 (twenty years ago)

I TRIED! God, how I TRIED! But somehow you resisted my masculine wiles.

That's OK...I'm 5'6" and you're like 6'5", so the only possible outcome would be comedy. Or tragedy, if one of us stumbled.

― jesseOooooo, Wednesday, 1 March 2006 05:59 (twenty years ago)

(I don't recommend it.)

Way to sell yourself there.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 06:03 (twenty years ago)

Let's just say, I've given the car a few test drives, and she's not road worthy.

Jesse, did you really try? I mean, really? Really really?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 06:07 (twenty years ago)

Wait, I think I just accidentally undersold myself to a level even I can't accept!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 06:08 (twenty years ago)

I ordered you the desert made of cooked carrots. I had our leftovers bagged together. I said, "It was good to meet you, Chris." What more do you want? A ring?

― jesseOooooo, Wednesday, 1 March 2006 06:09 (twenty years ago)

Dude, if you can't even let Jesse blow you, you've sunk pretty low.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 06:10 (twenty years ago)

Now you see my methods. I come online, I insult everyone. It's been fun, folks!

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 06:11 (twenty years ago)

Kenan, you flirt!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 06:12 (twenty years ago)

I'm not the one who ordered the carrots.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 06:13 (twenty years ago)

Jesse, BTW, you are a treasure. You have to stay on this board, for all of our sakes.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 06:14 (twenty years ago)

Hey, I gave the carrots a taste.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 06:15 (twenty years ago)

I did not, admittedly, give Jesse a taste.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 06:15 (twenty years ago)

Though he almost certainly tastes better.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 06:15 (twenty years ago)

He's ok, but a little greasy.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 06:16 (twenty years ago)

I can blot that off with a paper towel, no?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 06:18 (twenty years ago)

I've smooched Jesse! This is a moment burned into the memory of everyone present except for me, because I was fucking drunk. At, like, 4 in the afternoon.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 06:19 (twenty years ago)

I am a failure of a human being.

Jesse, on the other hand, is really funny.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 06:19 (twenty years ago)

Yes, it was mentioned.

xpost -- the smooch, not the failure.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 06:20 (twenty years ago)

Really? Is this, like, Chicago ILE legend now?

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 06:21 (twenty years ago)

You're famous.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 06:23 (twenty years ago)

Yay!

All I ask is you attention. Good or bad, doesn't matter.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 06:23 (twenty years ago)

Where's Jesse?

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 06:24 (twenty years ago)

Earning his beads.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 06:26 (twenty years ago)

PANTS

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 06:26 (twenty years ago)

Hi Jordan. Who's on AIM? I should of course be sleeping, but as per usual, I am not.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 06:29 (twenty years ago)

STORY OF MY LIFE.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 06:29 (twenty years ago)

I'm kenanhebert, BTW.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 06:30 (twenty years ago)

I'm trying to decide whether I'm going to call into work tomorrow.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 06:35 (twenty years ago)

DO IT!

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 06:36 (twenty years ago)

Okay.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 06:38 (twenty years ago)

Let's get margaritas!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 06:38 (twenty years ago)

Where's Jesse?
-- Paunchy Stratego (fluxion2...), March 1st, 2006.
Earning his beads.

-- Casuistry (chri...), March 1st, 2006.

I'M HERE!!!

Jesse, BTW, you are a treasure. You have to stay on this board, for all of our sakes.

-- Paunchy Stratego (fluxion2...), March 1st, 2006.

― jesseOooooo, Wednesday, 1 March 2006 06:42 (twenty years ago)

I want a fucking margarita!

― jesseOooo, Wednesday, 1 March 2006 06:42 (twenty years ago)

What is "xpost?" ??????????????????????????????????????????

― jesseOooo, Wednesday, 1 March 2006 06:43 (twenty years ago)

Where are the women?

― Eazy (Eazy), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 06:45 (twenty years ago)

Wow, I've made a mess of things. 2 posts up (with all the italics) I was trying to write something about being overwhelmed by all the male attention I was getting on here, but I fubared it and got distracted by margaritas on preview.

― jesseOooo, Wednesday, 1 March 2006 06:46 (twenty years ago)

ILX, where the men are men and so are the women.

― jesseOooo, Wednesday, 1 March 2006 06:47 (twenty years ago)

Takes one to know one.

― jesseOooo, Wednesday, 1 March 2006 06:48 (twenty years ago)

I'm going to bed. I don't recommend inviting me to stay on any boards again. EVERYONE, TO FRM!!!

― jesseOooo, Wednesday, 1 March 2006 06:48 (twenty years ago)

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