First grotesque anal grafted stills for Tom Six's HUMAN CENTIPEDE (Fright Fest 2009 thread)

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yeah about the only things I can think of that I find as gross as the synopsis of "A Serbian Film" are tubgirl and the picture of the dude who scraped off his face with glass while on PCP from rotten.com

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 20:25 (thirteen years ago) link

i read the first few lines and saw it was about raping babies... how much did yall need to know?

an actual guy talking in an actual rhythm (history mayne), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 20:25 (thirteen years ago) link

there's enough incredibly depressing shit to read about irl without having to worry about the weird fantasies and lame rationalizations of extreme horror filmmakers/fans

an actual guy talking in an actual rhythm (history mayne), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 20:27 (thirteen years ago) link

lol @ this thread

ideas are death (Lamp), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 20:43 (thirteen years ago) link

history mayne OTM I didn't even bother reading the whole synopsis

S'cool bro, I only cried a little (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 20:46 (thirteen years ago) link

like, this stuff has always been around, it isn't really worth paying attention to

S'cool bro, I only cried a little (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 20:47 (thirteen years ago) link

serbian film attempts to do the same sort've thing as salo - turn sadism into a metaphor for political brutality - but it's so much more dumb and inelegant, compared to the pasolini, that it REALLY flatters it to be mentioned in the same breath/thought.

that being said, the bbfc are just as dumb; they know that this kind of (re)action just gets ppl to download these movies (i would never have bothered to watch a serbian film if they hadn't kicked up such a stink abt it), and as ever i would like to know how they're defining 'harm' and its effects - on what basis do they believe this film to be harmful (rather than tasteless or stupid or boring or whatever.) have they been 'harmed', also?

Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 20:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Martyrs is such a shit, shit movie. I get angry just thinking about it. A Serbian Film on the other hand at least feels like it's trying to communicate some genuine ideas about people reeling from unimaginable trauma, albeit in an incredibly overblown, ill-considered fashion.

Actually, the guy who wrote ASF also made this actually-pretty-decent historical fantasy flick (totally not scary or gross):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgGCH_E5yXE

Simon H. Shit (Simon H.), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 20:58 (thirteen years ago) link

What did you and c. not like about Martyrs? I thought people loved that movie.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 21:04 (thirteen years ago) link

some people seem to find Martyrs powerful or something but I fond it dishonest and flimsy.

Simon H. Shit (Simon H.), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 21:11 (thirteen years ago) link

i haven't seen ASF, and as i said, don't care to, but i did see a rather spectacularly brutal yugoslavian film called mehanizam ("the mechanism") several years back at a film festival. though it's a fairly traditional survival/endurance thriller, with none of the over-the-top transgressions that ASF apparently brings to the table, it was so unremittingly, sadistically bleak that it left me quite angry and shaken. walked out the theater absolutely hating it, but once the initial trauma wore off, i came to retropectively appreciate its craft and performances.

thing is, i wound up thinking a lot about mehanizam as the product of the "kosovo conflict" (and surrounding strife), of a generation that lived through a bloody civil war involving fascist tyranny, ethnic cleaning, the bombing of urban centers, etc. looking at it this way helped me understand the film's methods and message, as well as my own "civilized" distaste for its furious brutality. perhaps helps to see something like ASF in a similar context, though again, i'm speaking only of its reputation, in complete ignorance of the actual film.

contenderizer, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link

some people seem to find Martyrs powerful or something but I fond it dishonest and flimsy.

― Simon H. Shit (Simon H.), Tuesday, June 7, 2011 2:11 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

it was dumb, loud and flashy, with absolutely no interest in real character development, which made the third act seem almost completely pointless. i didn't care about anything onscreen, though i did think that the basic idea was interesting.

had similar objections to a l'interieur ("inside"), a film often mentioned in the same breath, but at least that a credible central character and a sense of playful exuberance to balance out the heavy-handed "extremity".

contenderizer, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 21:24 (thirteen years ago) link

"...at least that had a credible central character..."

contenderizer, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 21:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Maybe there will be a string of movies: Sebian Beauty, Serbian Dad, Serbian Pastoral.

27 Dresses, 13 Assassins (Eazy), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 21:32 (thirteen years ago) link

martyrs is my favorite horror film of the last 10 years

no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 21:37 (thirteen years ago) link

had similar objections to a l'interieur ("inside"), a film often mentioned in the same breath, but at least that a credible central character and a sense of playful exuberance to balance out the heavy-handed "extremity".

yeah Inside was at least upfront about being a brutish genre flick.

Simon H. Shit (Simon H.), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 21:56 (thirteen years ago) link

I think the biggest problem I have with anything at all torture porn-ish is the vacuous nihilism which informs it and is perpetuated by its existence. I actually don't think I'd mind seeing something that utilized those elements in a more well-rounded or thoughtful way (kinda thinking of something like the interview in DFW's Brief Interviews With Hideous Men where the guy details being sodomized with the broken bottle). Which probably scoots it out of the strict confines of horror. But, y'know, balancing out those extremes of human depravity with hope and some willingness to survive beyond that. I dunno, maybe some of the stuff that's already out there qualifies. I just know that I'm too overly-sensitive to expose myself to depictions of humanity's capacity for atrocious cruelty that I'm not really all that willing to look into this stuff on the off chance that I might find something that won't make me wanna snuff it.

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 22:13 (thirteen years ago) link

change topic a little bit, is HC2 the only sequel that uses its predecessor as an actual film? the idea of HC2 being a movie about someone who was inspired by the first movie seems like something that's never been done before and is really a cool concept.

frogbs, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 01:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Blair Witch 2. Return of the Living Dead (sorta).

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 01:13 (thirteen years ago) link

OTM, it's clever as hell. great way to get around the fact that your central character is dead, too. too bad about the (alleged) execution (lol).

x-post

contenderizer, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 01:14 (thirteen years ago) link

oh, and wes craven's new nightmare (sorta)

contenderizer, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 01:15 (thirteen years ago) link

This seems to be a thing only horror movies do. Ha ha.

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 01:24 (thirteen years ago) link

O_o at A Serbian Film synopsis. Who knew that the torture porn genre offered such rich, as-yet-uncharted territory *vomits*

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 01:46 (thirteen years ago) link

xxxp - yeah was kinda wondering how they'd come up with a sequel considering that everybody in the movie dies iirc; you can't really say "well, there was another scientist, and he's mad too" unless you want to do some hangover 2 type shit

frogbs, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 03:19 (thirteen years ago) link

is HC2 the only sequel that uses its predecessor as an actual film? the idea of HC2 being a movie about someone who was inspired by the first movie seems like something that's never been done before and is really a cool concept.

i think scream played around with this idea although iirc the events of the first movie 'really happened' and then inspired a fictionalized movie version which was incorporated into the sequels? haha i may not rc

this is annoying me tho because im sure ive seen it done before although maybe not as directly & i cant remember where...

ideas are death (Lamp), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 04:32 (thirteen years ago) link

old testament --> new testament

goole, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 04:35 (thirteen years ago) link

not a sequel, but anyone who thinks they might enjoy meta-horror, get thee to Bigas Luna's 1987 Anguish:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAW_7xghhkw&feature=related

Simon H. Shit (Simon H.), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 06:03 (thirteen years ago) link

^ oh shit yeah! great movie, bizarre and original in the best possible way. "behind you, there's another dimension"

have it on video (lol, like no shit, an old VHS tape i bought when a store liquidated its stock), but haven't watched it in ages. a plan!

And the piano, it sounds like a carnivore (contenderizer), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 06:29 (thirteen years ago) link

plus, there's nowhere else to see Michael Lerner and Zelda Rubenstein topline a movie.

Simon H. Shit (Simon H.), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 06:51 (thirteen years ago) link

dont want to derail but people using the irritating torture porn nomenclature as a general dismissive all these movies are shit catch all are missing the point tbh. plus we had a whole thread kind of about that but i have to go find it. will link when i do.

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 16:19 (thirteen years ago) link

wow Anguish looks great! and Michael Lerner speaks spanish!

S'cool bro, I only cried a little (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 16:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Enjoying horror films - why do we (or don't we)?

oh also sorry for perpetrating starting out my last post with a torture sentence, jesus

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 16:23 (thirteen years ago) link

If you can't call the purported Human Centipede sequel "torture porn", then torture porn doesn't actually exist.

I mean, you have a scene where the antagonist wraps his cock in barbed wire and rapes the woman at the end of the centipede! This ho may not be worth saving, cap'n.

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:01 (thirteen years ago) link

eh idk, i have no confidence in human centipede 2, but i am not really down with judging stuff sight unseen (which means i watch a lot of terrible stuff tbh) - if you went by scene specific descriptors of Irreversible or Martyrs you could easily say those must be valueless torture porn exercises, but i think youd be wrong.

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:13 (thirteen years ago) link

i am not really down with judging stuff sight unseen (which means i watch a lot of terrible stuff tbh)

lol you at least recognize how you are sabotaging your argument here, right

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:17 (thirteen years ago) link

as ive said before, i will gladly watch 5 terrible movies to find 1 amazing thing i would have otherwise skipped.

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:19 (thirteen years ago) link

doesn't sound like you skip much tho

S'cool bro, I only cried a little (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:20 (thirteen years ago) link

xxp: (which is totally aside from you objecting to me calling a movie where someone gets sexual gratification from torturing people "torture porn")

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Do you have to see "A Serbian Film", which includes scenes of pretty much every iteration of sexual snuff film that you can think of, before you can call it "torture porn"? Or are you maybe being completely oversensitive here?

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:23 (thirteen years ago) link

torture porn is one of those names for stuff somebody else likes

no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:26 (thirteen years ago) link

wait, did that make any sense?

no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:26 (thirteen years ago) link

It made total sense, but my argument is that it doesn't make sense to object to all usages of it, particularly when describing movies that are intentionally melding together sexual acts with extreme, protracted violence.

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:27 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah im not sure id call sushi 'torture porn'

xpost

an actual guy talking in an actual rhythm (history mayne), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:28 (thirteen years ago) link

A strong-stomached friend of mine live tweeted ASF, and it gives a good overview of the film and his reactions to it, without having to watch it, which I certainly won't.

http://lookintomyeye.blogspot.com/2011/02/serbian-film.html

Neil S, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:29 (thirteen years ago) link

haha yeah it did to me xpost

i am just 100% opposed to the term - and just because it might have a more direct and accurate application to this particular film, it still carries all of the baggage with it that came before.

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:29 (thirteen years ago) link

particularly when describing movies that are intentionally melding together sexual acts with extreme, protracted violence.

and not to overuse irreversible, but this is a dead on description of that film as well, but that doesnt make it torture porn

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Curious as to why you are opposed to the term justen, is it the lazy way the term ties it into titilation (i.e. "food porn" - a term I can't stand).

the fey bloggers are onto the zagat tweets (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:33 (thirteen years ago) link

a couple things from the other thread-

i think the issue i have with the term is mostly to do with the use of "porn", which operates on a much more ahem functional level where the pleasure is more direct. in other words, using porn to describe this stuff implies that the enjoyment is contained in the visual, which is not true for me.

― First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Wednesday, March 17, 2010 5:25 PM (1 year ago)

and i think that it carries an explicit message of shame and wrongness within it as well.

― First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Wednesday, March 17, 2010 5:27 PM (1 year ago)

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:38 (thirteen years ago) link

from that ASF overview:

Poor old Milosh. He was actually quite a likeable chap until they injected him with cattle aphrodisiac.

I lol'd

S'cool bro, I only cried a little (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:48 (thirteen years ago) link

It was "interesting" trying to read those tweets while at work.

Neil S, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:51 (thirteen years ago) link


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