Innocuous things that make you irrationally happy (a list thread)

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He says the fox licked him & it had "the softest little tongue."
<3!!

free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Sunday, 5 June 2011 22:19 (fifteen years ago)

1st night in my own bed after a weekend camping, who knew clean sheets were so amazing.

not_goodwin, Sunday, 5 June 2011 22:26 (fifteen years ago)

Part of my job today involved sourcing images for a resource for sex workers. this means I have been given permission to spend several hours looking at stock images of naked women.

I knew that the Russian people mercilessly ograblyali ograblyay (James Morrison), Monday, 6 June 2011 23:57 (fifteen years ago)

I have recently discovered that I love love love being able to navigate my way through unfamiliar bits of London on my bike.

Upt0eleven, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 10:58 (fifteen years ago)

Going to cafe for full English breakfast in the afternoon.

resonate with awesomeness (jel --), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 11:00 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, that's awesome. Good man.

Kim, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 11:09 (fifteen years ago)

Yes! I love English breakfast.

Bus to Yoker (dog latin), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 11:17 (fifteen years ago)

I just found out I can buy BBQ pork by the pound at my local cheap-&-greasy Chinese takeaway - was p obvious but I was always too scared to ask the grumpy serving lady. Made singapore noodles last night and considering how often I crave char siu I will be making all things BBQ porky over the next months!

kinder, Thursday, 16 June 2011 21:12 (fifteen years ago)

When newspapers/magazines have stories about animal pals - like this story I saw in the fortean times about cat and owl buddies!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iqmba7npY8g

resonate with awesomeness (jel --), Friday, 24 June 2011 11:05 (fifteen years ago)

Got the perfect balance of sweet and creaminess with a little vanilla extract in my morning coffee today, and I am seriously enjoying this. Yay.

Kim, Friday, 24 June 2011 13:13 (fifteen years ago)

Big clouds coming in from the west. The sky the same weird blue of the Seattle Seahawks uniforms. The sun only coming in from unpatched holes.

For June 24 in the mid-south, I'll take it.

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 14:00 (fifteen years ago)

Trains. I'm on an Amtrak train and it is making me irrationally happy to look out the window and watch the landscape go by.

Also trestle bridges!!!! :D

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 24 June 2011 14:04 (fifteen years ago)

OH oh I like train travel!

you're in the club and the light hits your ass like pow (Laurel), Friday, 24 June 2011 14:08 (fifteen years ago)

I've never ridden anything bigger than commuter rail. I'd probably lose it and start singing "City of New Orleans" every ten minutes.

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 14:14 (fifteen years ago)

Laurel, me, too. My enthusiasm on this trip is slightly hampered by the fact that track work requires us to take a bus partway, but I'm digging the train in the meantime and it definitely beats the hell out of driving.

PP, the conductor leads everybody in a verse when s/he comes through to take tickets.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 24 June 2011 14:15 (fifteen years ago)

If I had more time, I'd take a train again from here to home as long as I could reasonably expect it to keep to schedule. The only time I did that trip, we were massively delayed and missed our assigned track er crossings/sharings with the freight schedule and had to wait on sidings for HOURS to get back into traffic.

you're in the club and the light hits your ass like pow (Laurel), Friday, 24 June 2011 14:23 (fifteen years ago)

(Likewise, I can't help but humming "Coming Into Los Angeles" when landing at LAX. Arlo wrote some good travelin' tunes.)

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 14:25 (fifteen years ago)

I took a train from Colorado to Delaware in my more robust youth - in coach! It was epic and awesome and exhausting and I'm pretty sure I could not do that again.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 24 June 2011 14:37 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

Watching WWE videos on youtube.

jel --, Friday, 5 August 2011 13:26 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

The second, not the first, shave from a razor cartridge. It's always the smoothest and closest.

L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Friday, 19 August 2011 17:06 (fourteen years ago)

store yoru razons in mineral oil they say - and smooth shaving all the day

Goth Cruise to Lynch Land (Latham Green), Friday, 19 August 2011 19:57 (fourteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

Getting people who are personal heroes popping up in my FB people-you-may-know, even if I am too chicken to friend them.

Also unknown as Zora (Surfing At Work), Friday, 16 September 2011 10:48 (fourteen years ago)

People who say "Thank you driver" when they get off the bus.

jel --, Friday, 16 September 2011 10:53 (fourteen years ago)

everyone does that, though, right?

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Friday, 16 September 2011 10:59 (fourteen years ago)

hell naw

Upt0eleven, Friday, 16 September 2011 11:00 (fourteen years ago)

The right to withhold thanking a driver due to arseholeness makes me irrationally happy. It annoys me* in London that so few buses have single-door entry/exit, so 99% of the time I'll thank the driver on the W5 or whatever, but not thanking is just normal London behaviour anyway, so it's not like he'd know he wasn't being thanked on purpose.

*It's outweighed by the speediness of 2-door simultaneous entry and exit.

Skrillex Ferguson (useless chamber), Friday, 16 September 2011 11:03 (fourteen years ago)

I don't say "Thank you driver" any more than I'd say "Thank you butcher" were I to pick up some sausages. Who says "Thank you driver"?

Yo wait a minute man, you better think about the world (dog latin), Friday, 16 September 2011 11:11 (fourteen years ago)

i say that too. well, just 'thanks.'

remy bean, Friday, 16 September 2011 11:25 (fourteen years ago)

i deliver hm a hand printed card that says 'very notably discharged'

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Friday, 16 September 2011 11:28 (fourteen years ago)

i always say thanks or thank you. the "driver" bit is unnecessary.

Yo wait a minute man, you better think about the world (dog latin), Friday, 16 September 2011 11:41 (fourteen years ago)

most ppl in glasgow say 'thanks driver' ime

Ward Fowler, Friday, 16 September 2011 11:44 (fourteen years ago)

the 'driver' part hardly the core of the issue tbf

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Friday, 16 September 2011 11:51 (fourteen years ago)

Because he's not just a driver. Then again, reading his namebadge and saying "Thank you Clive" would be wrong.

Mark G, Friday, 16 September 2011 12:13 (fourteen years ago)

* Being cold.

Octavia Butler's gonna be piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised (Laurel), Friday, 16 September 2011 13:44 (fourteen years ago)

I like putting the new water container on top of the cooler in the office and watching the bubbles go from the nozzle to the top of the bottle. AND THEN, I press down on the valve to fill my 32 oz cup and THE BUBBLES KEEP GOING. WHAT'S THE WATER COOLER THINKING, "WILL I BUBBLE FOREVER?"

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 16 September 2011 14:37 (fourteen years ago)

butterflies from meeting someone new

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 16 September 2011 14:51 (fourteen years ago)

pissing into a bottle on a plane

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Friday, 16 September 2011 14:58 (fourteen years ago)

Isn't there a convention of 'drive'/'driver' address amongst people who have regular contact with professional drivers tho? Delivery vans and stuff. London buses I hold my hand up in a wave as I depart the bus occasionally, two-fingered salute if they've missed the stop or made old people fall over by starting suddenly sort of thing xpost.

Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Friday, 16 September 2011 17:54 (fourteen years ago)

1. A few days ago, I borrowed a coworkers umbrella to run an errand only to find that it was a clear bubble umbrella and it made walking through the rain so much more fun.

2. A coworker at my other job just emailed me to tell me she bought me a pumpkin pie from a delicious local bakery and put it in the staff fridge for me to pick up after class tomorrow. <3<3<3

pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Friday, 30 September 2011 14:53 (fourteen years ago)

Listening to my old tapes on an old portable cassette player at my dad's...Impact is Imminent by Exodus sounds great!

jel --, Sunday, 9 October 2011 11:21 (fourteen years ago)

50% off organic strawberries...and eating some for breakfast. Sooo ripe and lovely.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 9 October 2011 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

to balance out my post on the other thread:

having a completely random amount of change in my pocket and finding it exactly totals the same amount as a purchase. i figure this to be the consumerist equivalent of a solar eclipse.

Upt0eleven, Friday, 28 October 2011 12:57 (fourteen years ago)

Bacon.

WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Friday, 28 October 2011 13:20 (fourteen years ago)

my new lady

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 28 October 2011 13:35 (fourteen years ago)

Missing the bus by about a block this morning, but having a friend drive by mere minutes later and giving me a ride to the train station!

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Friday, 28 October 2011 14:07 (fourteen years ago)

dressing up as a zombie for work

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 28 October 2011 15:23 (fourteen years ago)

pics or it didn't happen, etc

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Friday, 28 October 2011 15:25 (fourteen years ago)

Makeup is kinda mild atm...fake blood to be added later

http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/20e71cfe.jpg

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 28 October 2011 15:30 (fourteen years ago)

Oh that's GOOD!

WE DO NOT HAVE "SECRET" "MEETINGS." I DO NOT HAVE A SECOND (Laurel), Friday, 28 October 2011 15:31 (fourteen years ago)

Nice!

They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Friday, 28 October 2011 15:36 (fourteen years ago)


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