Excellent. Successful use of irony is a requirement on the World Wide Web.
― what made my hamburger disappear (WmC), Saturday, 4 June 2011 01:02 (fifteen years ago)
My post says "Saturday, June 4, 2011 1:01 AM. Where is this, China?
― buffandmaxsmom, Saturday, 4 June 2011 01:07 (fifteen years ago)
yes
― orchestral pygnoeuvres in zee park (contenderizer), Saturday, 4 June 2011 01:08 (fifteen years ago)
anyway,
http://images.inmagine.com/img/aspireimages/sbs043/sbs043014.jpg
that bread is man-made material...totally safe
― what made my hamburger disappear (WmC), Saturday, 4 June 2011 01:10 (fifteen years ago)
Nah, you can't manufacture flour and wheat, etc. At least not during our lifetimes.
― buffandmaxsmom, Saturday, 4 June 2011 01:13 (fifteen years ago)
pattern of holes inside bread are caused by these little guys:
http://www.azurebio.com/img/yeast1.jpg
also responsible for:
http://www.stdsandyou.com/yeastinfection/yeast-infection-of-the-mouth-candidiasis-oral-thrush.jpg
― orchestral pygnoeuvres in zee park (contenderizer), Saturday, 4 June 2011 01:15 (fifteen years ago)
That reminds me, I need to start a preferment for a batch of bread tonight. Maybe I'll take a picture of it tomorrow morning and post it here. It'll give Mom the shivers'n'giggles.
― what made my hamburger disappear (WmC), Saturday, 4 June 2011 01:17 (fifteen years ago)
How many human children do you have, buff?
― Jesse, Saturday, 4 June 2011 02:47 (fifteen years ago)
No children, Jesse ... just my two kitties, Buffy and Maxie.
― buffandmaxsmom, Saturday, 4 June 2011 04:32 (fifteen years ago)
Your story of being a grandma is giving me trypophobia.
― Jesse, Saturday, 4 June 2011 04:46 (fifteen years ago)
(credit for the basis for that joke to ?? in a thread I can't remember)
Amphipod crustacean eating bryozoa
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/228285_116977915051844_100002189073886_145364_8217330_n.jpg
― buffandmaxsmom, Saturday, 4 June 2011 05:08 (fifteen years ago)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9m90j6msFRg/TeCMt9w7Q8I/AAAAAAAAFTI/Y6r4aj1xbdM/s1600/IMG_3836.JPG
― buffandmaxsmom, Saturday, 4 June 2011 07:04 (fifteen years ago)
My boyfriend
http://bigmentaldisease.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/dr_tongue_dotd_ta312mor.jpg
― buffandmaxsmom, Saturday, 4 June 2011 07:30 (fifteen years ago)
I keep nagging him to see a dentist, but he just ignores me. :(
― buffandmaxsmom, Saturday, 4 June 2011 07:31 (fifteen years ago)
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/216933_113653535384282_100002189073886_123290_2396920_n.jpg
― buffandmaxsmom, Saturday, 4 June 2011 09:20 (fifteen years ago)
I don t like the holes in mail - its weird! Jesus will elp me
― Latham Green, Saturday, 4 June 2011 10:30 (fifteen years ago)
http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/183193-1/Tongue_mouth.gif
― this you irl http://i.imgur.com/v3kw8.gif (cozen), Saturday, 4 June 2011 12:30 (fifteen years ago)
now that's a party trick
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Saturday, 4 June 2011 13:21 (fifteen years ago)
That looks like a penis coming out.
― buffandmaxsmom, Saturday, 4 June 2011 21:35 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?sk=group_3318322299#!/home.php?sk=group_3318322299&view=photos
― buffandmaxsmom, Saturday, 4 June 2011 21:39 (fifteen years ago)
http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1942/189/105/1121515785/n1121515785_30251725_4447.jpg
― buffandmaxsmom, Sunday, 5 June 2011 02:31 (fifteen years ago)
Suriname toad teapot
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?sk=group_3318322299&ap=1#!/home.php?sk=group_3318322299&view=photos
― buffandmaxsmom, Sunday, 5 June 2011 02:38 (fifteen years ago)
grrrrr
― buffandmaxsmom, Sunday, 5 June 2011 02:39 (fifteen years ago)
― buffandmaxsmom, Sunday, 5 June 2011 04:51 (fifteen years ago)
― buffandmaxsmom, Sunday, 5 June 2011 23:20 (fifteen years ago)
if you're having trouble with links, you might wanna save to yr hard drive, then upload to photobucket or something. #helpfulcatishelpful
― orchestral pygnoeuvres in zee park (contenderizer), Sunday, 5 June 2011 23:27 (fifteen years ago)
One of your grandkids should be able to help you.
― Jesse, Monday, 6 June 2011 00:30 (fifteen years ago)
i have the picture of me but how do i put it on here?
― bellhop boy (brodie)
― buzza, Monday, 6 June 2011 00:31 (fifteen years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/31703_1428566685098_1560758666_1025993_4377278_n.jpg
― Latham Green, Monday, 6 June 2011 00:36 (fifteen years ago)
The website says I'm posting duplicates, but I'm not. That's one of the problems. The other one is it won't post, just that little box thingy.
― buffandmaxsmom, Monday, 6 June 2011 04:57 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?sk=group_3318322299#!/photo.php?fbid=1516103194721&set=o.3318322299&type=1&theater
― buffandmaxsmom, Monday, 6 June 2011 05:37 (fifteen years ago)
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/76965_1516103194721_1598727610_31336092_124656_n.jpg
― buffandmaxsmom, Monday, 6 June 2011 05:40 (fifteen years ago)
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/199466_104732459609723_100002189073886_45979_5847127_n.jpg
― buffandmaxsmom, Monday, 6 June 2011 07:34 (fifteen years ago)
Lotus teethhttp://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/207565_109841795765456_100002189073886_95171_789738_n.jpg
― buffandmaxsmom, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 06:21 (fifteen years ago)
Knitted carhttp://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/199836_108630392553263_100002189073886_85160_1754363_n.jpg
― buffandmaxsmom, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 06:23 (fifteen years ago)
Infected hair follicleshttp://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/59912_440211700761_530705761_5042947_2965685_n.jpg
― buffandmaxsmom, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 06:33 (fifteen years ago)
knitted car reminds me of an whimsical bent wire car i saw at a paris auto show as a kid. its weblike complexity fascinated me but i also found it subtly disturbing. wish i could find a picture...
a few years later, when i was 7 or so, i had a terrible fever during which i hallucinated not only pulsating black holes that would open in the floor to swallow people, but that everything around me had turned into these insanely complex constructions of translucent webbing, fractal things in which every intersection unspun to reveal a thousand more. here that sense of "subtly disturbing" intricacy was blown open into screaming terror, as the incomprehensibility of this new world seemed both wrathful and profoundly evil to me. probably as close as i've ever come to being truly insane (debatable, of course), and my only real brush with something like trypophobia.
the holes part was a lot like (and perhaps influenced by?) this:
http://bp1.blogger.com/_LnLtk3_0E1Q/RzTH7Ppfa1I/AAAAAAAADGc/Eh9vvcg1FEc/s400/Sea+of+Holes.jpg
― contenderizer, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 07:33 (fifteen years ago)
That depends on whether you were alive when the Yellow Submarine was made. (I'm pretty sure that is from that movie.)
― buffandmaxsmom, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 08:31 (fifteen years ago)
Is this more like it?http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/38853_1392722030269_1598727610_31090646_7715604_n.jpg
― buffandmaxsmom, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 08:35 (fifteen years ago)
Does this Act commercial bother anybody?http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2917/154/112/49009457/n49009457_31652607_3185454.jpg
― buffandmaxsmom, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 08:44 (fifteen years ago)
yeah, buff, that painting is pretty close.
i was born the year before yellow sub came out, but i think we had the soundtrack album and/or a picture book. my mom was a huge beatles fan so i grew up w that stuff.
― contenderizer, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 08:54 (fifteen years ago)
oh hey, turns out the sculpture i mentioned earlier is called "vintage car of the future" and was built by frederick rowland emett:
http://morfis.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/frederick-rowland-emett.jpg
― contenderizer, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 09:02 (fifteen years ago)
It looks like a giant insect. If this is supposed to be a car, where in the hell do you sit?
Your mom and I must be close in age. The Beatles came to America when I was in high school in the early 60's.
― buffandmaxsmom, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 09:08 (fifteen years ago)
The painting of the guy with red hair is from a phobia website. Obviously, this one represents trypophobia.
― buffandmaxsmom, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 09:10 (fifteen years ago)
If this is supposed to be a car, where in the hell do you sit?
this question troubled me greatly at the time
― contenderizer, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 09:20 (fifteen years ago)
taht car gives me the cooties
― Latham Green, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 13:32 (fifteen years ago)
Latham, you can't get cooties, you have to be born with them!!
― buffandmaxsmom, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 00:33 (fifteen years ago)