people that YELP are scumbags

"I like to tell my friends that my opinion is important," says 29-year-old research scientist Kristin Patrick. "When I go into a restaurant, the owner says, 'You're here to write a review, aren't you?' I'll say, 'Don't worry, I'm Elite.'"

http://www.businessweek.com/magazine/content/11_24/b4232083260194.htm

I ordered a hybird-sized (small) and a freebird-sized (regular) burrito, both with exactly the same ingredients. To my dismay, they were both the same exact size when received. The freebird burrito did not look anything like the sample displayed, and when inquired, the explanation received was that both start with the same portions and vary with the toppings chosen. That logic is bogus, erroneous and does not account for proportionality. I ate my burrito with disdain and vow never to return.

That last line.

i eat with disdain, you bet

surely that's a joke?

http://www.yelp.com/list/lyrical-gangsta-eagle-rock

unbelievable.

Not yelp, but funny

http://fumaga.com/i/waiter-carved-pentagram-into-my-pizza.jpg

http://www.yelp.com/biz/tourists-new-york#hrid:3ALvmx7bNi7KZk0r82y9Ig

Ok I'll admit my rating is biased due to me spending nearly every summer of my childhood here - before it was Six Flags (Wild World then Adventure World). Maybe I love it here because it reminds me of the good ole days growing up and coming here with cousins and family (back when there was only one real coaster).

To me, the main attraction has always been the water rides. On a hot summer day you can have a lot of fun on the wet rides. The dry rides are pretty sub par but not too bad in my biased opinion.

OK YES, it has become super hellafied hood ghetto fabulous (especially since the train/buses started servicing that area). What can you expect? You have the hoods of DC, Baltimore and PG streaming into this park, creating the perfect storm of str8 hood. But honestly the ghetto folk are just loud, do loud people scare you? I've never ever had a problem there and never have felt unsafe (and I have come here with women and children). If there's ever any beef, it's always inter-thug beef and is settled in the parking lot, so not to worry you'll be just fine.

You are also likely to see many skinny hood black men with large ghetto White women with "baby girl" tatted on the "small" of their chunky back. That's surely a reason to visit right?

OK YES, it has become super hellafied hood ghetto fabulous (especially since the train/buses started servicing that area). What can you expect? OK YES, it has become super hellafied hood ghetto fabulous (especially since the train/buses started servicing that area). What can you expect? OK YES, it has become super hellafied hood ghetto fabulous (especially since the train/buses started servicing that area). What can you expect? OK YES, it has become super hellafied hood ghetto fabulous (especially since the train/buses started servicing that area). What can you expect? OK YES, it has become super hellafied hood ghetto fabulous (especially since the train/buses started servicing that area). What can you expect? OK YES, it has become super hellafied hood ghetto fabulous (especially since the train/buses started servicing that area). What can you expect? OK YES, it has become super hellafied hood ghetto fabulous (especially since the train/buses started servicing that area). What can you expect?

it's always inter-thug beef and is settled in the parking lot, so not to worry you'll be just fine. it's always inter-thug beef and is settled in the parking lot, so not to worry you'll be just fine. it's always inter-thug beef and is settled in the parking lot, so not to worry you'll be just fine. it's always inter-thug beef and is settled in the parking lot, so not to worry you'll be just fine. it's always inter-thug beef and is settled in the parking lot, so not to worry you'll be just fine. it's always inter-thug beef and is settled in the parking lot, so not to worry you'll be just fine.

i always order my prime rib from inter-thug beef. grass-fed and utterly sublime.

The "small" of their back, get it? Get it?

amy "i eat chicken skin" L.

^^ had a feeling she would be azn, checked, confirmed

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^^ had a feeling she would be azn, checked, confirmed

― dayo, Friday, July 15, 2011 4:53 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

dude what

trust me on this one

just so you don't think I'm a racist: in chinese culture, chicken skin has the (strong) connotation of being very fatty, so much so that it's common among Chinese people to never eat the chicken skin. I have, chatting with my parents, divided up my whole family into those who like to eat chicken skin (and by association other fatty things like pork belly, egg yolks) and those who don't. to single that out as part of your name on a food review website to me screams "I AM CHINESE."

also 'amy' is a really common name for ABC girls, dunno why, but I feel like I have known a bunch!

do you like to eat chicken skin y/n

people who don't eat chicken skin are scumbags.

yes but I don't anymore xp

would buy fried chicken skin in a bag. (if this is actually a thing, be back soon.)

liking chicken skin means you'd probably also like this

http://space.tv.cctv.com/image/20090504/IMAG1241407182746405.jpg

five layers of pork fat attached to a tiny piece of slim meat, aka "red roasted pork belly" which is the literal translation

http://i.imgur.com/2mE0O.jpg

brandon???

http://i.imgur.com/Uvk9h.jpg

damn gr80 with the crucial save

oh wait that was in the boys' row. i was thrown because DAKOTA was in there too and i thought it was a girl's name.

so, i guess…

dakota???

http://www.theonion.com/articles/most-popular-us-baby-names,7296/

;]

I know a lot of lisa's who are azn too! some michelle's. no sue's though. there's truth in that joke.

it's funny b/c it's true, you see.

stereotypes wouldn't exist without, fuck it nevermind

propecia sinutab

Huh, I didn't know that about Chinese and chicken skin. Chicken skin is very common to eat as yakitori in Japan on its own.

http://www.google.com/search?&q=鳥の皮&tbm=isch

again, great coding guys.

I'm gonna buck the stereotype... my son's gonna be named grady

and if I have a daugher, she's gonna be called... luna!

genuine lolz

i'm touched.

luna is a great name for a hypothetical person

i would definitely eat (and probably have eaten) a 5:1 pork fat:pork meat but my understanding is that duck is the hip meat now

duck skin is also delicious, especially peking duck

http://i.imgur.com/XbdCO.jpg

when you go to a fancy peking duck restaurant in peking (beijing) there is sometimes a tray of white sugar on the table and you can dip the skin in that

but whatever I'm so over duck

what is the new cool meat?!?!?!?!

i want to go to a fancy peking duck restaurant

lamb is the new cool meat imo

I'm a pretty big fan of mutton

def lamb, been fucking with that