Clusterfuck Summary Corner

SOUL MAN

HELL YES HE WAS IN E.T.!

(he's one of Elliott's friends who ride their bikes through the sky)

ohmigod

http://594apparel.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/et.jpg

ohmigod!

friggin' red friggin' dawn too. respect. wolverines.

uh isn't C. Thomas Howell in Fright Night too?

He was in lots of things really.

this is not summarizing

btw - E.T. fun fact - he was designed based with the idea of a pug and albert einstein (?!) in mind.

aw

i know :)

C. Thomas Howell looks nothing like Albert Einstein tbqh

albert pugstein

c thomas howell was not in fright night but he was in the hitcher

I just googled that to make sure I was right because I read it somewhere years ago and I was but had forgotten one other element - poet Carl Sandburg. Weird.

c thomas also in tank but not taps, go figure

Carl Sandburg was in The Hitcher?

he modeled his perf after jennifer jason leigh, was extremely convincing

rutger hauer's character in the hitcher was based on carl sandburg, if i remember correctly.

and a pug

in the hitcher rutger hauer grafted a replicant pug onto carl sandburg and ate them both, his poop formed the basis for hopkin's portrayal of hannibal lecter

The eighties make sense now.

was really just trying to summarize that thread for dayo but you're welcome anyway

Can someone tell me what's happening in the Clusterfuck Summary thread? It keeps popping up to the top over and over again.

the title should make it clear

turns out c thomas howell was the lovechild of ET and hannibal lecter, plus he had a major impact on the development of early 20th century american poetry and the atom bomb

hahahahahahah thread title

lawl

YES

awsume

At least vaguely well-known actors that have never been in anything good ever. FITE

― dayo, Thursday, June 2, 2011 11:23 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

all you need to know:

ed burns even had a comic book!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dock_Walloper

― da croupier, Thursday, June 2, 2011 10:15 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

An outcast and an orphan, Smith's massive right hand is nearly twice as large as his left, and when push comes to shove, you'd pity anyone that's gets in his way. Smith's only friends in the world are a fellow orphan and low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy, and an Asian femme fatale known as Ring-a-Ling.

― da croupier, Thursday, June 2, 2011 10:16 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

I have to ask: Trypophobia: (A Picture Thread?) -- what the fuck is going on there?

lots of pictures of things with holes in

buffandmaxsmom

Yeah pics of holes with added boost of OCD about said holes from one random googler poster

I can summarise the movie actors fite thread, though:

A: names actor who has never been any good in any movies
B: mentions 1 or 2 shit movies actor has been in
C-F: oh yeah, they were great movies

repeat

Well the problem with such a thread is defining "good", which you know, this is ILX, that aint gonna happen.

i wouldn't even be on ile if it weren't for threads like that. they are the air that i breathe. beneath my wings.

I dunno about you but I dont feel like breathing the air beneath my wings!

human centipede thread?

i would, but i am an involved party so i dont want to color the proceedings

Human Centipede director makes sequel involving sexual violence of the highest degree, thread inevitably becomes a discussion about (a) torture porn, (b) what is torture porn and (c) the artistic value (or otherwise) therein

btw in possibly the most stressful week of my entire life I cannot explain why that is basically the only thread I've read in any detail this week

appropriate when you feel like you've been eating ppl's shit I guess

oh of COURSE

although nobody's in the corner mastursanding afaik

I think it's a very civil and interesting discussion.

1: rape w a barbed-wire penis
2: yeah, but what is torture porn, really?
3: goto 1

Or it was the last time I read it over an hour ago, as I notice there are like a million new answers and the MJ eating popcorn gif has made an appearance...

i just caught part where DJP + da croupier were having an argument i didn't understand.