Marijuana: Classic or Dud?

and it seemed so unnatural and wrong at first!

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The cellulose rollies roll easier than papers, I find. And yeah, they do go out if you ignore them for too long, but that's not a bad thing.

Man, those cellulose papers end up getting all stuck on me. It's like smoking a j rolled scotch tape. Maybe my rolling technique is off?

Im not a fan and it almost ruined "That '70s Show" for me until I realized that was heroin they were smoking in the circle.

Our local news anchors call it "pot". Is that normal?

Not if he's trying to sell it to you.

I used to love it but don't seem to be capable of enjoying it anymore. Every time I smoke I just feel the same dull, irritating cloudiness without much of the beautiful sensory overload I used to get.

i smoked with my parents for the first time this summer. i knew my dad smoked and brought some home specifically at his request, but christ, my mom? that was unexpected. she was so militantly anti-drug when i was growing up and confiscated much from both my sister and i. one time she searched my sister's bag and found smelling salts, like the packets that come in first aid kits, and in all seriousness asked us "are these POPPERS?!" my sister had no clue what poppers were, and i just started laughing because i only knew of them as a fabled gay club drug which nobody in rural new england would ever even no where to obtain or why. she had obviously read about it in an outdated pamphlet and decided we were poppers addicts or something.

Anyways sorry to digress (weed lol) after smoking with the family, my mom later asked if i would be her "hook-up"! it just is so funny to me.

weed is classic, basically

also, i have no idea why my sister had smelling salts in her bag, but it probably was to see if you could get high of them. we were stupid, stupid teenagers.

neutral. obvious classicness potential, but I've had some less-than-great experiences lately. basically, like 99% of things in life, it depends who you do it with.

classic undoubtedly, but much more fun when i was in high school and there was an element of rebellion involved. now i just eat doritos and listen to panda bear, which is still classic, but not as fun.

I've had less-than-great experiences lately as well, though they involve procurement and acquisition issues.

Marijuana - It's Just a Plant

http://justaplant.com/story/08.jpg
“What do you do with the flowers?” asked Jackie.

“My friends eat them,” said Bob, “and smoke ‘em.”

“They smoke flowers?!”

“Yep. Doctors, teachers, artists, actors, even mayors and presidents. Marijuana makes some people feel happy. Other people say it’s ‘dreamy.’”

“Why do you use it, Farmer Bob?” asked Jackie.

“I don’t,” he said. “It just puts me to sleep!”

that made me want to stop smoking pot.

A psychedelic doctor is a person in your neighborhood
In your neighborhood
In your neigh-bor-hood
A stoner father is a person in your neighborhood
They're the people that you meet
When you're walking down the street
They're the people that you meet
each
day

I do kind of wish my bedroom looked like this:

http://justaplant.com/story/02.jpg

400 marijuana plants seized in Arlington; value estimated at 400 marijuana plants seized in Arlington; value estimated at $2.6 million.6 million

;_;

There is only one thing you can do when you seize that much marijuana - burn it all at once in a giant pile outside, and stand in the smoke to make sure it's being burned properly.

http://www.geocities.com/randomnoisebursts/barrylevon.jpg

LeVon: Aw yeah.
Barry: Aw yeah, baby.
LeVon: It's that time.
Barry: Aw, you know it's that time.
LeVon: I'm Le Von.
Barry: And I'm Barry, Sagittarius.
LeVon: And it's time, it's time for two point six
Barry: million dollars
LeVon: worth of marijuana'.
Barry: worth of marijuana'.
Barry: Now I know what you're thinkin'
LeVon: "Barry and Le Von, where did you get two point six million dollars?"
Barry: (shake head and put finger to mouth) Shhhhhh.
LeVon: Aw yeah.
Barry: Don't worry your pretty little head about it, baby
LeVon: It ain't your concern.

People do love them some drugs, so I accept that people will always be popping, smoking, injecting, inhaling, chugging and whatever the hell else ways you can cram them into one's bloodstream. I do hate to see people go off the deep end with them, though. Nasty bit of awful when that happens. It happens a lot.

As drugs go, weed is not the worst. It's been a long, long time since I smoked. I've been legal a long time. Alcohol. A bit of caffeine. Just the classics.

If everything became legal tomorrow, I might be tempted to dabble more, but I know in every brain cell I own that it's not especially good for my health. I like my health. I miss it when it's gone.

but what if your health were to be outlawed?

I will cross that bridge when I come to it.

first rule: do not put the cat in the bong.

http://rofl.wheresthebeef.co.uk/Stoned%20Cat%2002.jpeg

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/media/ALeqM5i-r0bTAqBx6tUFK_XbkoYvP3nqYw

getting animals high is really nothing new but seriously why would you stuff a cat into ^^ that and smoke it u sick fuck

fallon just had a joke about this story in his monologue

this would not be a good idea for those allergic to cats

Classic unless you're visiting your sister during holidays and trying to play euchre. "Uh, what's trump?...Weird how spades and hearts nearly look alike. If you squint you can't tell 'em apart...Ooh, Cypress Hill! 'Here is something you can't understand.'...What's trump again?...Sorry, thought I just dealt. Did I give you four cards or five?" And Scrabble's even worse.

(Finally got our mom and her senior-citizen sister to smoke last summmer, for the first time. Fun!)

Dude etc..

tragedy

terrible

:(

damn I coulda stood there

what a disaster for cheetos

I think I might be over it. Over the past couple of years I've only smoked once in a blue moon and usually it just ends up with me falling asleep for hours immediately after eating everything in the house. Idk. I think I've just kind of outgrown it. Not saying I wouldn't smoke at a party once in a blue moon or anything but as far as seeking it out etc. - don't think that's my thing anymore.

ALWAYS A CLASSIC

only once ever have i really, truly, enjoyed myself while stoned, and that was the very first time.

sad cause when it's around i will try to recapture the magic so to speak but it never works right.

http://www.marieclaire.com/celebrity-lifestyle/articles/living/female-stoners-2

She even managed to drop 25 pounds despite smoking regularly. Her secret: She eats a healthy meal right before she smokes, which seems to curb her appetite.

^^ sardines i bet

Hope that last woman's insurance company doesn't read the magazine.

wrt to original thread topic, i'd prob say classic even tho i've done it maybe 3 times in the past 5-6 years.

my biggest smoking days were in high school, actually, which is kind of a bummer b/c i'd prob enjoy it more now. college i barely smoked

"I'll go to the gym for an hour, then come back home and smoke a joint while I listen to jazz and read a book—I just finished The Fountainhead.

This is very concerning to me.

really tho i think it's only ideal in circumstances where u have like 4-5 good friends/siblings/cousins, some records to listen to, maybe a movie to watch or something. even better if you've got some good food to cook together, that was one of my favorite things to do after smoking. i hated doing it at parties

"Alcohol makes you feel more social, but weed works in a different way. You're quieter, more contemplative. My friends and I get more in depth about specific issues," she says.

Wait, hold on ... WOMEN smoke pot?

"I love to have a glass of wine now and again, but going out and downing sugary cocktails isn't fun for me. And drinking is so much more expensive," says Debbie Schwartz, a 28-year-old reality-show production manager who recently moved to New York from Los Angeles.

^^^ cutty's dream girl

those ladies sound intolerable tbqf

how long before nytimes style section covers this "trend"

Hey kind buds, you're looking good. Had to buy shwag bag a couple of weeks ago cuz I couldn't find you anywhere, but now you are back in my life in a major way. I have a lot of homework to do this weekend, so we may have to cool it a bit, but don't go far, baby. XO Trip.