Things that just have to be Tim and Eric skits

Those are funnier when they're from a Latino variety show and in Spanish.

The way this guy sings at the 1' mark reminds me of the Cinco iJammer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2W_35mgBwk

Lola Perazzo - I am filled with dread and horror but nto becuase its "thriller"

my god how did you find that - he is God's gift to parrots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O07zfr0pwTw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2oua7nITx4

"what you call extreme sports are just versions of our rituals"
they worship the god of skateboarding?

Aw man, the heart-pumping blonde spanish lady is so awesome!

I agree! I sent the video to a friend and I am kind of discouraged she didn't go crazy over it, too.

last video am0n posted is what the inside of my head is like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofq_nl366VM&feature=channel_video_title

omg

Did I already post this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWuSrc53QL4

*imagines Marc Ornstein paddling upstream to the riverboat casino where he works as a blackjack dealer, lols gently to self*

Haha

I'm going to have to add this theatrical one, though the character is somewhat less likely to be part of a T&E sketch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSldR9yOJq8

liveblog

:04 Dell: wtf!
:15 Dell: what the, i know this sport entails some crazy stuff but surely this is not real
:40 Dell: aaaargh my eyeballs are bleeding and all of the impacted earwax that once belonged to me has been strewn across the room god anything is better than this please take me back to the halcyon days when freestyle canoeing involved sir chris deburgh (dry-heaves ironically_

"Jesus, that guy can really fucking CANOE!"

hahaha

he's canoe-ing the shit out of that estuary

Triple medal winning routine right there fyi.

seriously considering signing up with facebook just to be friends with freestyle canoe ppl

ilxor hits it big with freestyle canoe docu you heard it here first.

Something very South Parky about these too. maybe the way the crowd politely applauds after each little trick.

http://youtu.be/Gyptl-BQNBk

oh -snap tiny url!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gyptl-BQNBk&feature=channel_video_title

Something very South Parky about these too. maybe the way the crowd politely applauds after each little trick.

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I think it's the way the performance is based on figure skating and has to be themed, yet they just do a comically half assed little hand motion or something between slowly paddling forward and then slowly spinning around.

Latham Green, peep dis thread LEONCIE! Goan-Icelandic 'princess' and her synthsizer share shock and love with the world

that is an original ethnic blending for sure. I wonder where the mammary glands were from - I'm guessing Iceland.

No, the golf clapping is what's getting me in these canoe vids.

first canoe video is genuinely one of the most f'ed up things i've ever seen on the internet. and goodness knows i have put in A LOT , BOATLOADS of time looking at f'ed up stuff on the internet

also, it sounds like the mc or whatever quotes him as saying "i'd like to thank [blah blah blah] for their ADVICE, COMMENTS, AND CO-CAINE"

*golf clap

*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqC_0xx9pE8

"some people call it my signature move"

he thanks "molly doug jonathan bob elaine and all the others" for their cocaine, not 'coaching'

xpost

not saying that i got a boner while watching that video. BUT let's just say that the canoe wasn't the only thing that was standing erect at three qarters-to full mast via shitty mixed metaphors during that video

trick my trick!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5aNXa3lEhU&NR=1

The canoe is unique in that it is both phallic, in the obvious ways, and vaginal, most apparent when the artist leans toward the audience, splaying, revealing the shapely inner canoe, the flower. It's...breathtaking.

"he's canoe-ing the shit out of that estuary"
lol, my thoughts exactly

All you haters think this is a fad, just wait- someday Tobias Osprey will do the first 900 in FC competition, then who will be golf-clapping then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO8R1kjpoo0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BBa51CHPtc

Ok sorry to keep the canoe discussion alive but:

im willing to bet that every person who chirped down there is either American and cant canoe, or they lack the skills to do anything cool in a canoe

TheDUNCANMCD 2 months ago

You folks ever see any examples of Canadian Style Paddling? It would be interesting to compare notes: similarities and dissimiliarities.

JeffLeChefski 2 years ago

Comment from the canoe video poster:

It's all about boat control, life and death in big water.

And yes, Marc is the best of the best at this IMHO. Too bad I had a falling out with one of the ringleaders of these events and am no longer welcome, I really enjoyed learning this stuff.

B_ttenkiller 5 days ago

"It's all about boat control, life and death in big water."

hee heeehe!!

A lot of big personalities in this sport, a lot of emotions. It's like paddling upstream sometimes. You've got to really balance those emotions, even when things look like they're about to capsize. Even then it seems like you're just slowly spinning in circles, and you can't figure out what the hell you're looking at. You get through it all, and it's like the drama is over, and you can golf-clap yourself for coming out a better person.

I think we should start a freestyle canoe thread

Do it.

okay

*applauds quietly*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07Dgpwu0q1U&feature=related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qk-WmNpATaw&feature=related