Dear Mom, take a few days off.
― Goonhynhnms & YaHOOS (WmC), Thursday, 26 May 2011 21:03 (thirteen years ago) link
Whenever I'm looking over a list of pending registrations, I wonder "which one of these am I going to regret approving?" I had a feeling about Buff and Max's Mom.
― Goonhynhnms & YaHOOS (WmC), Thursday, 26 May 2011 21:05 (thirteen years ago) link
click on a site that features, for example, cute puppies and kittens
in bamm's defense, this is good general life advice
― contenderizer, Thursday, 26 May 2011 21:07 (thirteen years ago) link
It looks like this is the only thread he ever posted in.
― Jesse, Thursday, 26 May 2011 21:08 (thirteen years ago) link
Poor Buff and Max.
― 'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 26 May 2011 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link
that *is* this site!
xposts
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 26 May 2011 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link
he flew too high, too fast. goodnight sweet prince etc.
(thanks for fixing the thread, WmC)
― Bill A, Thursday, 26 May 2011 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link
shexxxp
― Goonhynhnms & YaHOOS (WmC), Thursday, 26 May 2011 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link
buff was a female? i know females can be awful, too, but i got a male vibe from buff.
― Jesse, Thursday, 26 May 2011 21:11 (thirteen years ago) link
I just tempbanned her btw. Explanations of unconsitutionality might be entertaining when she gets back.
Might be male or female, all I have to go by is the login email.
― Goonhynhnms & YaHOOS (WmC), Thursday, 26 May 2011 21:13 (thirteen years ago) link
When will she be unbanned?
― Jesse, Thursday, 26 May 2011 21:15 (thirteen years ago) link
The tempban message said six days. I thought it was just supposed to be three for a first tempban, but I guess I was wrong.
― Goonhynhnms & YaHOOS (WmC), Thursday, 26 May 2011 21:17 (thirteen years ago) link
System doesn't like holes either i guess
― goole, Thursday, 26 May 2011 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link
Looking forward to it!
― phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 26 May 2011 21:20 (thirteen years ago) link
Why assume she was referring to the U.S. Constitution. Could have been one of the state Constitutions.
― Jesse, Thursday, 26 May 2011 21:27 (thirteen years ago) link
UNCONSTITUTIONAL!
Is it full moon or something? Anyway, pour one out etc.
― ...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 26 May 2011 23:49 (thirteen years ago) link
;_; at this banning
feel like there's a hole inside of me that can never be filled
― dayo, Thursday, 26 May 2011 23:50 (thirteen years ago) link
She got sucked into the SBlack hole Dayo ;_;
― ...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 26 May 2011 23:51 (thirteen years ago) link
The Surinam toad (which is mentioned in the first post in this thread) in action:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ7b4spjXhw
― polyphonic, Thursday, 26 May 2011 23:57 (thirteen years ago) link
Fuck that toad.
― Jesse, Friday, 27 May 2011 00:29 (thirteen years ago) link
When buffmaxmomwhatever comes back, I am going to ask her to find some pics of that toad after its been through a shredder.
― Jesse, Friday, 27 May 2011 00:36 (thirteen years ago) link
clearing a toad in a paper shredder without turning it off
― Autumn Alma Park Toilets (Schlafsack), Friday, 27 May 2011 00:46 (thirteen years ago) link
what a run...need to go get the Campho-Pheniquethis one goes out to my holemy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-h4A7bF8wQ
― herbal bert (herb albert), Friday, 27 May 2011 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link
rejected STP song title
― Jesse, Friday, 27 May 2011 04:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Aren't the ILX servers located in the UK? Which, technically, doesn't even have a constitution? It's funny how American Internet people sometimes assume their laws apply everywhere else too.
― Tuomas, Friday, 27 May 2011 07:00 (thirteen years ago) link
Server is in the Republic of Canadia.
― the goon is in the gutter (onimo), Friday, 27 May 2011 09:00 (thirteen years ago) link
Ban is v harsh btw - new poster posts gross pictures to freak people out in thread full of gross pictures that freak people out.
A regular poster would never have been banned for this. Unless it was Whiney.
― the goon is in the gutter (onimo), Friday, 27 May 2011 09:04 (thirteen years ago) link
ban whiney
― contenderizer, Friday, 27 May 2011 09:55 (thirteen years ago) link
idk why she was banned tbh. are moms who do not understand the U.S. Constitution not welcome on ILX?
― LL Coolna (absolutely clean glasses), Friday, 27 May 2011 10:16 (thirteen years ago) link
tough world out there for a trypophile :((
I didn't know ilx user "max" had a sibling named "buff" though. does "buff" ever post here?
― gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Friday, 27 May 2011 10:39 (thirteen years ago) link
Ban is v harsh btw - new poster posts gross pictures to freak people out in thread full of gross pictures that freak people out. A regular poster would never have been banned for this. Unless it was Whiney.
I think you might have missed the actual images in buff's retaliatory posts.
And you may be right about a more established poster not being banned, but when someone joins a group or community and immediately behaves like a disrespectful asshole, he or she isn't going to be given the deference that a long term user might be.
― Jesse, Friday, 27 May 2011 13:33 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah I missed those.
― the goon is in the gutter (onimo), Friday, 27 May 2011 14:05 (thirteen years ago) link
I briefly glanced at one of a hand that was sliced like this
http://michaelsrestaurants.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/imgp0505-jpg.jpeg
― Jesse, Friday, 27 May 2011 14:28 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm not looking at any more images in this thread unless somebody hollers for a mod, and even then, maybe not.
― Goonhynhnms & YaHOOS (WmC), Friday, 27 May 2011 15:16 (thirteen years ago) link
Mine was safe. It is a picture of picture of corned beef and cabbage.
― Jesse, Friday, 27 May 2011 15:37 (thirteen years ago) link
In one fell swoop, Jesse has transofrmed this thread from slightly 'ew' to nom.
― For one throb of the (Michael White), Friday, 27 May 2011 15:38 (thirteen years ago) link
comparing it to that awful image i gazed upon yesterday has rendered said beef so very not-nom it's not even funny.
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 27 May 2011 15:41 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/7ZJ8l.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/wKYqD.gif
― Jesse, Friday, 27 May 2011 15:43 (thirteen years ago) link
http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2004/04/21/ei1c07_fusilli_tuna_lg.jpg
― LL Coolna (absolutely clean glasses), Friday, 27 May 2011 16:28 (thirteen years ago) link
SOOOOOO CREEPY, EVERYBODY FREAK OUT
http://urbandiner.ca/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Swiss+Cheese1.jpg
― 4realz wedding (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 27 May 2011 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link
See-through holes are okay. Not Phobic. http://completelyinthedark.com/main.php?g2_itemId=13997
― Proger, Friday, 27 May 2011 18:46 (thirteen years ago) link
Is this one OK?
http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/253022_123200061096296_100002189073886_190318_6908189_n.jpg
― buffandmaxsmom, Saturday, 28 May 2011 23:57 (thirteen years ago) link
Sorry if I pissed off anyone.
― buffandmaxsmom, Saturday, 28 May 2011 23:58 (thirteen years ago) link
I think the skin graft pics might have broken my threshold for this thread, and not b/c of anything having to do w/ holes or patterns. more just like in a JESUS CHRIST FUCKING SKIN GRAFTS sort of way.
― bloomps! (there it is) (Pillbox), Sunday, 29 May 2011 00:02 (thirteen years ago) link
xp - not criticizing u for posting them. imo they are w/in the realm of fair play for this ghastly thread. just sayin..
― bloomps! (there it is) (Pillbox), Sunday, 29 May 2011 00:04 (thirteen years ago) link
Hi buffetal. Welcome back.
― Jesse, Sunday, 29 May 2011 00:33 (thirteen years ago) link
I agree that skin grafts look repulsive. I'm hoping that neither I nor anyone I know has to get one. I've even seen one on the 'Net on a dog's leg. They prevent infection and save lives.
― buffandmaxsmom, Sunday, 29 May 2011 00:39 (thirteen years ago) link
Hi Jesse, thank you.
― buffandmaxsmom, Sunday, 29 May 2011 00:40 (thirteen years ago) link
BTW, Buff and Max are my cats (Buffy and Maxie)
― buffandmaxsmom, Sunday, 29 May 2011 00:42 (thirteen years ago) link
Here's another mild one
http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/168363_1610612437393_1598727610_31510801_6235677_n.jpg
― buffandmaxsmom, Sunday, 29 May 2011 01:04 (thirteen years ago) link