Innocuous things that make you irrationally angry (a list thread)

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Rain, wind, and fucking useless umrellas.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 26 May 2011 13:31 (fifteen years ago)

obligatory lol about "buying music".

That said…
- timers over 300 seconds
- Impeach Obama banner ads
- Two files that have to be joined to be played correctly.
- Bunch of weird metric euro talk that I don't understand.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 26 May 2011 13:34 (fifteen years ago)

Dust getting stuck to the bottom of my bare feet from dirty floors. Rage!

Kim, Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:49 (fifteen years ago)

Oh and little chunks of food stuck in the kitchen sink trap - Rarrrr!

Kim, Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:51 (fifteen years ago)

Dust stuck to your feet that then makes its way into your bed!

Also, kitty litter stuck to kitty toes that makes its way into the bed >:(

Jesse, Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:18 (fifteen years ago)

there is nothing irrational about getting angry over finding kitty litter in your bed

Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:25 (fifteen years ago)

You don't understand, KittyLitter is the name of her dog.

Mark G, Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:28 (fifteen years ago)

Oh and little chunks of food stuck in the kitchen sink trap - Rarrrr!

you know what is awesome about this, though? taking it out. feels GOOD.

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:29 (fifteen years ago)

What? With your hands? All the little bits of grody slimy vegetable matter? <shudders>

England's banh mi army (ledge), Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:32 (fifteen years ago)

that's why you use a straw

Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:34 (fifteen years ago)

your screen name makes me think of a push-broom, dp

remy bean, Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:36 (fifteen years ago)

hahahahaha

Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:38 (fifteen years ago)

You don't understand, KittyLitter is the name of her dog.

I used to get IA at being mistaken for a girl based on my name. Still don't like when people spell it "Jessie."

Jesse, Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:39 (fifteen years ago)

Yes with your hands. It's part of growing up.

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:40 (fifteen years ago)

It's okay, Jesse. I won't cut fresh flowers for you.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:42 (fifteen years ago)

I hate having to tell clerks at kiosks/coffeeshops/wherever my name. Not for any privacy or respect reasons. It's just that they always misspell Tre as Tray or Trey or Ray or Tony or Tay or Terry or Trip. And even if they get it right, I'll still miss them calling it out when my order is ready since the AYE sound is probably the most common sound in the English language.

I've experimented with giving them a different name, but (A) Suddenly being asked your name and fumbling for an answer is one of the oldest tricks in the book for cops and border patrol. It's the most difficult question to lie about, if you're unprepared.

and (B), no one's going to believe that my name is Javier anyway.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:46 (fifteen years ago)

I'm sorry, but what is your real name? If I may ask.

Jesse, Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:54 (fifteen years ago)

Dray?

Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:55 (fifteen years ago)

Gary

The Chicago Choad (thebingo), Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:57 (fifteen years ago)

Just say Pleasant Plains

immer wieder, ralf & günther (NickB), Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:58 (fifteen years ago)

My name is Tre.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 26 May 2011 16:37 (fifteen years ago)

Also, kitty litter stuck to kitty toes that makes its way into the bed >:(

This. And it really doesn't matter what kind you try, the cat will eventually find a way to track if all over the bed.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 26 May 2011 16:38 (fifteen years ago)

the secret is to lock you cats in the basement.

The Chicago Choad (thebingo), Thursday, 26 May 2011 17:15 (fifteen years ago)

It especially sucks that the only logical place for the litter box in my current apartment is in an alcove about 7 feet from my bed. I'm going to finally get around to some Ikea hacking one day soon, hopefully that will help. Something like this will be good.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VyaOMCUEpoU/SeWlxrIhw1I/AAAAAAAAALM/JSWgjrTnxGU/s400/Cat+Box-6.JPG

Jesse, Thursday, 26 May 2011 17:26 (fifteen years ago)

here ya go jesse:
http://www.unplggd.com/unplggd/pets/freds-diy-self-venting-cat-litter-box-project-128782

The Chicago Choad (thebingo), Thursday, 26 May 2011 17:44 (fifteen years ago)

That's awesome, though not practical for me at this time.

Jesse, Thursday, 26 May 2011 17:55 (fifteen years ago)

yeah that would be so great if i could do that. With two cats its so hard to keep the house from smelling even cleaning it every day. Anyone have any tips?

The Chicago Choad (thebingo), Thursday, 26 May 2011 17:56 (fifteen years ago)

my trick is expensive cat food + litter box in basement + air freshener

mh, Thursday, 26 May 2011 18:02 (fifteen years ago)

does the expensive food help control the odor, cuz i buy the cheapest shit out there. no way im spending $7.00 on a bag of high fallutin cat food.

The Chicago Choad (thebingo), Thursday, 26 May 2011 18:03 (fifteen years ago)

I spend like $35 on a bag that probably lasts the little dude like two months, I think.

mh, Thursday, 26 May 2011 18:16 (fifteen years ago)

thats ridiculous, is it made out of gold?

The Chicago Choad (thebingo), Thursday, 26 May 2011 18:19 (fifteen years ago)

that's like 50 cents a day! I lose that much pocket change

mh, Thursday, 26 May 2011 18:21 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.wellnesspetfood.com/product-details.aspx?pet=cat&pid=23

mh, Thursday, 26 May 2011 18:21 (fifteen years ago)

smartcatbox.com you guys

best cat-related investment ever

burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 26 May 2011 18:23 (fifteen years ago)

i mean there is still a little odor but for real, nowhere near as odoriferous as any litter i've tried

burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 26 May 2011 18:25 (fifteen years ago)

That looks pretty ok.

Just whatever you do, don't buy those automatic electronic litter boxes with the scooping rake that is motion-activated.

mh, Thursday, 26 May 2011 18:25 (fifteen years ago)

Wow, that actually does look good....

I had an electric litter box b/c my deal with myself was that I could have a cat if I sprang for one, but it SUCKED. Sometimes it was OK, but mostly the rake would stab urine clumps and cat turds and take them for a ride. And after a while it would get hung up, and go rrrrRRRRRrrrrrRRRRR until I woke up and cleaned it or turned it off. UGH.

Jesse, Thursday, 26 May 2011 18:40 (fifteen years ago)

I would mention more, but it doesn't make me IA, it's a completely rational anger that people keep buying them and they flat-out do not work. You just end up with a litterbox that has crap and urine-soaked chunks equally distributed around the whole

mh, Thursday, 26 May 2011 18:44 (fifteen years ago)

Now I feel obliged to give Littermaid a bad review on Amazon.

Jesse, Thursday, 26 May 2011 18:47 (fifteen years ago)

how does that smart litter box work for shit?

The Chicago Choad (thebingo), Thursday, 26 May 2011 18:51 (fifteen years ago)

There is a link to this video on the website https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AXmMSuL5C4. There is a filter on the floor that lets the seeds through and filters the shit.

Jesse, Thursday, 26 May 2011 19:05 (fifteen years ago)

haha, her name is "kitty maus"

remy bean, Thursday, 26 May 2011 19:09 (fifteen years ago)

scoop the poops with standard litter scoop
remove the urine collection tray
empty both into toilet
flush

burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 26 May 2011 19:10 (fifteen years ago)

Real answer to the kitty litter in bed: Get rid of your cats. Problem solved!

Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Thursday, 26 May 2011 19:11 (fifteen years ago)

Needy animals make me IA.

Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Thursday, 26 May 2011 19:11 (fifteen years ago)

Oh. Even better!

xp!

I got nervous when Daley was making noises about a plastic grocery bag ban in the city. Even if I don't get one of these soon, it's a must in case of such a ban.

Jesse, Thursday, 26 May 2011 19:12 (fifteen years ago)

i mean you do have to give the whole apparatus a thorough cleaning a few times a year but other than that it's pretty maintenance-free

also while i highly recommend this thing it is maybe not best for super chubby cats, because if the slats on the bottom break then the seed litter gets through and it's just no good at all

burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 26 May 2011 19:15 (fifteen years ago)

A - does the piss odor stay confined to the reservoir?

damn - my bigger cat is 22 lbs.... They need a model for big beautiful kitties.

Jesse, Thursday, 26 May 2011 19:24 (fifteen years ago)

jesse, i'd still say it's worth a shot! my cat was a good deal chunkier before the doggy entered the picture, but i think the main problem was that one batch of the seed litter i had was sized too small, it would get stuck between the slats & cause them to break. but you can re-order individual components (as i had to do) and they seemed to have corrected the litter size.

the pee odor stays confined to the tray, yea, tho i keep my cat box in a closet in the guest bedroom so i don't hang around it too much

burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 26 May 2011 19:55 (fifteen years ago)

Did you have to ease your cat into using the box?

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 26 May 2011 20:17 (fifteen years ago)


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