Innocuous things that make you irrationally angry (a list thread)

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so I am now IA that I made something more difficult for myself

Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 20:54 (fifteen years ago)

I'm sure a lot of people think the playlist is a compilation of the tracks themselves.

I've always believed it to be this way, but after giving it two seconds worth of thought, you're right, it's not.

Now I'm eyeing all these desktop folders with suspicion...

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 21:31 (fifteen years ago)

Eh, on a computer, the whole filesystem thing is ingrained in your mind now. You're actually better off thinking like moms if stuff is in iTunes, because it does its own data management if you do it the right way.

Just think that iTunes either has a song or it doesn't, and if it has it, it can make playlists and stuff.

mh, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 22:10 (fifteen years ago)

It irritates me that in the 3 years that we've had our new phone system, my bosses have not been able to learn how to make a conference call. I showed them dozens of times and made cheat sheets, but they don't get the simple, logical process.

1. Call party #1 and tell them to hold
2. Press hold. The line on hold will blink red.
3. Call party #2.
4. When party #2 answers, press "CONF" button, then
5. Press the blinking button from step 2.
6. Talk to the parties.
7. Hang up.

Three years and they still press "Transfer" instead of "CONF" or forget how to put a call on hold or ??? :(

Jesse, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 22:31 (fifteen years ago)

All this parental playlist talk reminds me of a friend's recent tweet: "My parents didn't so much give me the gift of life as give themselves the gift of lifetime tech support."

You're fucking fired and you know jack shit about horses (James Morrison), Thursday, 26 May 2011 00:02 (fifteen years ago)

haha nice

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 26 May 2011 00:09 (fifteen years ago)

  • Fuckin' sharp stratchy zipper pulls on goddamn throw pillows what the FUCK

Kerm, Thursday, 26 May 2011 02:15 (fifteen years ago)

  • goddamn throw pillows

Autumn Alma Park Toilets (Schlafsack), Thursday, 26 May 2011 03:01 (fifteen years ago)

my mom bought an mp3 off of Amazon and, instead of clicking "Yes" on the prompt to use the Amazon downloader, clicked "No". A streaming link to the song on the Amazon server came up for her in Windows Media Player (she does not use iTunes). She played the song a couple of times and then "saved it in Windows Media Player". She closed the application, came back to it the next day, and the song was gone.

In fairness to yr momz this is absurdly stupid and shouldn't be allowed to happen, I can see plenty of people making a smilar mistake.

The man who mistook his life for a FAP (Trayce), Thursday, 26 May 2011 03:25 (fifteen years ago)

otm, can i not just download songs with the browser as has been done since time immemorial, instead of having to install 100,000 different proprietorial downloading systems.

England's banh mi army (ledge), Thursday, 26 May 2011 08:53 (fifteen years ago)

those proprietorial downloading systems are the things doing the authentication, the things saying you've paid for this.

(actually, i'm not sure boomkat uses one, you click on a flash link in your purchases screen and it downloads as an mp3 or a zip containing mp3s. AND it'll let you re-download for a few months, regardless of which computer you use (i think))

koogs, Thursday, 26 May 2011 09:22 (fifteen years ago)

See this is why I use emusic (tho even it wont allow re-downloads anymore grr)

The man who mistook his life for a FAP (Trayce), Thursday, 26 May 2011 10:19 (fifteen years ago)

those proprietorial downloading systems are the things doing the authentication, the things saying you've paid for this.

why should i need to download and install something for this when there are perfectly good authentication mechanisms on their website already?

England's banh mi army (ledge), Thursday, 26 May 2011 10:28 (fifteen years ago)

I may have mentioned this one before: front-door callers, particularly strangers or tradesmen, who use the letterbox as a door knocker.

delivers maximum wtf per cubic second (suzy), Thursday, 26 May 2011 10:40 (fifteen years ago)

people who get all righteous about high fructose corn syrup but will eat crazy-salty potato chips & agave-sweetened cereal (or whatever) by the handful-tonne

remy bean, Thursday, 26 May 2011 10:56 (fifteen years ago)

> why should i need to download and install something for this when there are perfectly good authentication mechanisms on their website already?

these'll be digitally signed using a token in the download file, not just your 8 digit password - 940 lines of base64 encoded file if this one i'm looking at is typical, 50k of binary.

koogs, Thursday, 26 May 2011 11:24 (fifteen years ago)

fuck the man

England's banh mi army (ledge), Thursday, 26 May 2011 11:29 (fifteen years ago)

In fairness to yr momz this is absurdly stupid and shouldn't be allowed to happen, I can see plenty of people making a smilar mistake.

oh no doubt, my anger was at the situation and the events that led to it, not my mom (who is awesome)

Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Thursday, 26 May 2011 13:30 (fifteen years ago)

Rain, wind, and fucking useless umrellas.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 26 May 2011 13:31 (fifteen years ago)

obligatory lol about "buying music".

That said…
- timers over 300 seconds
- Impeach Obama banner ads
- Two files that have to be joined to be played correctly.
- Bunch of weird metric euro talk that I don't understand.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 26 May 2011 13:34 (fifteen years ago)

Dust getting stuck to the bottom of my bare feet from dirty floors. Rage!

Kim, Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:49 (fifteen years ago)

Oh and little chunks of food stuck in the kitchen sink trap - Rarrrr!

Kim, Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:51 (fifteen years ago)

Dust stuck to your feet that then makes its way into your bed!

Also, kitty litter stuck to kitty toes that makes its way into the bed >:(

Jesse, Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:18 (fifteen years ago)

there is nothing irrational about getting angry over finding kitty litter in your bed

Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:25 (fifteen years ago)

You don't understand, KittyLitter is the name of her dog.

Mark G, Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:28 (fifteen years ago)

Oh and little chunks of food stuck in the kitchen sink trap - Rarrrr!

you know what is awesome about this, though? taking it out. feels GOOD.

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:29 (fifteen years ago)

What? With your hands? All the little bits of grody slimy vegetable matter? <shudders>

England's banh mi army (ledge), Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:32 (fifteen years ago)

that's why you use a straw

Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:34 (fifteen years ago)

your screen name makes me think of a push-broom, dp

remy bean, Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:36 (fifteen years ago)

hahahahaha

Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:38 (fifteen years ago)

You don't understand, KittyLitter is the name of her dog.

I used to get IA at being mistaken for a girl based on my name. Still don't like when people spell it "Jessie."

Jesse, Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:39 (fifteen years ago)

Yes with your hands. It's part of growing up.

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:40 (fifteen years ago)

It's okay, Jesse. I won't cut fresh flowers for you.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:42 (fifteen years ago)

I hate having to tell clerks at kiosks/coffeeshops/wherever my name. Not for any privacy or respect reasons. It's just that they always misspell Tre as Tray or Trey or Ray or Tony or Tay or Terry or Trip. And even if they get it right, I'll still miss them calling it out when my order is ready since the AYE sound is probably the most common sound in the English language.

I've experimented with giving them a different name, but (A) Suddenly being asked your name and fumbling for an answer is one of the oldest tricks in the book for cops and border patrol. It's the most difficult question to lie about, if you're unprepared.

and (B), no one's going to believe that my name is Javier anyway.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:46 (fifteen years ago)

I'm sorry, but what is your real name? If I may ask.

Jesse, Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:54 (fifteen years ago)

Dray?

Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:55 (fifteen years ago)

Gary

The Chicago Choad (thebingo), Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:57 (fifteen years ago)

Just say Pleasant Plains

immer wieder, ralf & günther (NickB), Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:58 (fifteen years ago)

My name is Tre.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 26 May 2011 16:37 (fifteen years ago)

Also, kitty litter stuck to kitty toes that makes its way into the bed >:(

This. And it really doesn't matter what kind you try, the cat will eventually find a way to track if all over the bed.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 26 May 2011 16:38 (fifteen years ago)

the secret is to lock you cats in the basement.

The Chicago Choad (thebingo), Thursday, 26 May 2011 17:15 (fifteen years ago)

It especially sucks that the only logical place for the litter box in my current apartment is in an alcove about 7 feet from my bed. I'm going to finally get around to some Ikea hacking one day soon, hopefully that will help. Something like this will be good.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VyaOMCUEpoU/SeWlxrIhw1I/AAAAAAAAALM/JSWgjrTnxGU/s400/Cat+Box-6.JPG

Jesse, Thursday, 26 May 2011 17:26 (fifteen years ago)

here ya go jesse:
http://www.unplggd.com/unplggd/pets/freds-diy-self-venting-cat-litter-box-project-128782

The Chicago Choad (thebingo), Thursday, 26 May 2011 17:44 (fifteen years ago)

That's awesome, though not practical for me at this time.

Jesse, Thursday, 26 May 2011 17:55 (fifteen years ago)

yeah that would be so great if i could do that. With two cats its so hard to keep the house from smelling even cleaning it every day. Anyone have any tips?

The Chicago Choad (thebingo), Thursday, 26 May 2011 17:56 (fifteen years ago)

my trick is expensive cat food + litter box in basement + air freshener

mh, Thursday, 26 May 2011 18:02 (fifteen years ago)

does the expensive food help control the odor, cuz i buy the cheapest shit out there. no way im spending $7.00 on a bag of high fallutin cat food.

The Chicago Choad (thebingo), Thursday, 26 May 2011 18:03 (fifteen years ago)

I spend like $35 on a bag that probably lasts the little dude like two months, I think.

mh, Thursday, 26 May 2011 18:16 (fifteen years ago)

thats ridiculous, is it made out of gold?

The Chicago Choad (thebingo), Thursday, 26 May 2011 18:19 (fifteen years ago)

that's like 50 cents a day! I lose that much pocket change

mh, Thursday, 26 May 2011 18:21 (fifteen years ago)


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