NAMING RIGHTS THREAD: Liverpool really won't win the Premiership 2010-2011

Sam Lyon harvesting 'oodles of cracking chat' on BBC; suggest a thread-wide contest to get the risible cretin to publish an inane 'stayed off work to catch all the excitement. Love it. Get in!'-type Tweet

ya chill w/ that

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Oh Christ, he's used mine already

Why not try to guess which one

ANNOYMAN on Twitter: "Made the wife take the newborn out for the day! Dinner in the oven. Can't go 3 months without this top excitement! COYS"

There must've been oodles indeed.

If Everton fans don't want Moyes any more I wouldn't say no, once 'Arry has been banged up/flounced off to England.

Good luck Wolves and Blackpool. Could lose any of the others but I'd kind of hate to see us deprived of the Venky's comedy club so early on.

Lots of people reading too much into Fabregas being at the Spanish Grand Prix and not at th ematch today...

Yeah thinking that he might want to leave Arsenal for Barcelona would be a totally ludicrous leap to make.

Just to clarify, dude on Twitter didn't *name* The Secret Footballer, it was a calculated guess.

Sky's Survival Sunday thing kind of tying in nicely with this Rapture shit innit.

I was chatting to Everton fans after the 2009 Cup final, and they'd had enough of Moyes then. Even more weirdly, i know Chelsea fans who genuinely think he would do a better job then Ancelotti at the Bridge.

For funz i made a prediction for today,

Villa 0 - 2 Liverpool
Bolton 1 - 2 Man City
Everton 0 - 2 Chelsea
Fulham 1 - 1 Arsenal
Man Utd 1 - 1 Blackpool
Newcastle 2 - 0 West Brom
Stoke 4 - 0 Wigan
Tottenham 3 - 2 Birmingham
West Ham 2 - 2 Sunderland
Wolves 0 - 1 Blackburn

Which means relegation for Wigan and Birmingham

(Cmon Blackpool!)

93rd minute Hutton winner to keep Wolves up?

Pretty strong United line up at OT.

Rooting for Wolves and Blackpool to stay up today!

rip Hargreaves

Rooting for Wolves and Blackpool to stay up today!

Me too, but I'd like Blackpool to stay up while simultaneously losing - is this possible? (I can do maths, I just haven't looked at the table)

nyea fuckem. If fouls by utd midfielders counted he'd struggle.

Aside from yknow literally not being fit for purpose

would need bigger wins for Stoke and Birmingham

nbs blackpool must win, or draw and hope against hope

It is possible NBS.

thought about watching tottenham but it's kraatxi & d'fo so fuck that

Yup - looked at the table now - so I need Birmingham to lose at Spurs by a goal more than Blackpool lose at OT.

fuckin what

shop window

If Blackpool lose they need Wigan to also lose by the same difference and Birmingham to lose by a couple of goals more......so relying on kraatxi & d'fo...

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i just want rid of birmingham, deeply awful team

think they are probably even worse than stoke

joe cole starting? is this daraagh's aforementioned shop window?

i think there'll be a bit of shop window, a bit of 'show me, then', and the same players either way

hargreaves has cost Utd £435,000 per appearance, not incl. wages. shame, he was dead good for Bayern. Seem to remember a great free kick vs Arsenal as well.

http://i.imgur.com/oKY5m.png

hargreaves is a useful player, kinda a lesser version of gattuso

looked best at right back

Kean looks like he would have fit right in at Deadwood. McCarthy Toy Story-esque

Anon via text: "Looks like Joe Cole is going to be playing in the 'shop window' position for Liverpool."

BBC live chat biting your style DMac. Have a word.

I forget Hargreaves ever existed. He's one of those people that I know played for Man Utd, but I struggle to recall anything they did (like Henning Berg).

39 appearances in four years, apparently.

Hargreaves was kinda ridiculously underappreciated for so long in England and as soon as that changed he almost immediately became a perma-crock. Shame, as he's always seemed like a nice bloke for a footballer.

I think the Greendale Human Being is a Blackpool fan, by the way.

And the English professor guy is LFC fan.

Greendale Human Being trumps professor tho (:

Ah shite - I completely forgot about my fantasy football team again

fuck these new camera angles- for 3d i guess? They're too shallow, can't make anything out the far side.

I don't care that they've psychologically destroyed Arsenal twice in the the last three or four seasons, I fucking hate Birmingham and I hope they go down.

yeah, hate that. have no idea what passes are on, who's in space, who isn't tracking etc
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pos tot 75 bir 25

Sky- alec'll be appy wiv at

Fuck's sake, the stream I'm watching just flashed up EVENT ALERT and I got all excited, but it was only Fox alerting us to the fact that there's a Champions League final in a week.

fyi soccer fans

very difficult to foul a north london team in this league imo

js park 1-0 my favourite utd player. love park

EVENT ALERT: Park puts United one up