NAMING RIGHTS THREAD: Liverpool really won't win the Premiership 2010-2011

Big club mentality

nice to see everybody else hates Birmingham fans too

dont think i ever met one, strangely enough.

tell a lie, i didn't go out with one for a full year when i was 16. The things you remember huh

i like jasper carrott tbf

tbf to liverpool fans i think everyone speculates above their station, the point being you'd be hoping new signings would actually improve yr side.

Feel like maxi's getting a raw deal in all this tho. If kuyt's not proven that being a shite winger who gets shite goals is a useful talent then i don't know what

carrott's the unacceptable face of second capitalism

maxi's been pretty great. i think the idea that they could tempt Kompany away from Man City's money and CL place coupled with the underlying tone of "of course anybody wd want to come to us" was what made it funny/sad

jose enrique prob a decent shout.

Straight up, and don't spare me- after this season, what do ppl think we could get for ekotto?

idk

£3m?

ah cmon he's had a good year and impressed in the big games. Young international, noticeable hair, you'd give us 8m surely?

fullbacks can go for very little

like

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C%C3%A9sar_Azpilicueta

is one of the best fb prospects in the world and went for nigel reo coker money

wtf can't we get one then

Wherefore reto ziegler, that's another grievance to lay at jol's feet imo

Good old News of the World:

To their well-heeled neighbours, pensioners Barry Yorke and Anne Bamford are pillars of their community.

She owns a wedding business and organises school proms and children's parties while her ex-antiques dealer hubby wiles away his retirement playing tennis and golf. But this Darby & Joan won't be seen taking tea in OAPs' pop-in parlours - because they're too busy running their own dodgy massage parlour.

Behind their nice-old-couple facade are a VICE old couple who secretly run a busy brothel where 45 hookers offer kinky sex and cocaine.

And punters are entertained in "fantasy rooms" kitted out with uniforms, chains and whips. Wrinkly pimps Yorke, 70, and 63-year-old Bamford ply their seedy trade well away from posh Worsley where they live in a £450,000 home just half a mile from Manchester United legend Ryan Giggs. Their Georgian Club vice den in working-class Oldham is handily only yards from Bamford's Limo Lounge wedding and limousine firm. Acting on a tip-off about the couple, who regularly rub shoulders with local dignitaries, an undercover reporter called at the Georgian - which masquerades as a "health club" - posing as a hooker looking for work. Inside, the brothel is laid out like a B&B reception.

Only the rooms here are strictly Bed and Bonking. In designer clothes and dripping with jewellery, well-preserved Bamford ushered our girl into one of the bedrooms and told her: "We've a lot of customers. You have some nice ones and you have some d***heads as well."

Even better:

http://i.imgur.com/7vL1P.jpg

Jesus. I hope he takes these clowns to the fucking cleaners.

Well that's a Scottish paper and therefore not covered by the injunction, so it's a surprise it's taken til now tbh

http://smarthouse.com.au/Content_And_Downloads/Industry/A8L9C2B5

Had he been listed as a Man U player before this? Not sure he had.

Any ideas on TSE? I'm assuming it's the guy it was rumoured to be last year - spent the part of the season when his team started looking good on the treatment table, likes Phil Collins and will fight anyone who doesn't, owns a terrible restaurant in Southport?

http://twitpic.com/50zmkm

The Secret Eootballer?

I thought TSE was the footballer who has Shearer's, the bar in St James' Park, named after him?

Ah, okay.

Did somebody also name the Guardian secret footballer on Twitter or am I confused? My friend said last night that as soon as he saw one of those articles he just assumed it was Nigel Reo-Coker and gave it no more thought

According to Chris they did, but in this climate of fear he didn't dare name him. It's not a protected secret though, it's totally different from the injunction case. (the name was Danny Murphy if I've read it right)

Omg lock site

Sky should totally do their Champions Lge all matches available through the red button thing for the last day of the season. Presumably they can't due to the nature of the TV deal they've got with the Prem.

Just read that Observer Fan's Network thing Nakh posted. The Arsenal fan thinks Valdes would fit the bill as their new goalkeeper.

lol

Giles Coren

?

in unrelated responses, ahem http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1389562/TV-star-face-jail-tweets.html

Oh and the Everton fan gives David Moyes 5/10 and a "not happy". Blimey!

it's always "more more more" innit? very un-zen.

got my Wolves shirt on this morning :D

The Spurs fan can't be DMac cos he wants Rob Green in at the Lane.

Fingers crossed for you Noodle :)

Lots of people reading too much into Fabregas being at the Spanish Grand Prix and not at th ematch today...

Moooocccc!!! Ohhhh!!!!

I'm not even worried bout wolves. Brum to go down, fingers crossed it's Blackburn ahead of either Blackpool or Wigan

Bumped into a Nose friend in Brum last night and bet him two pints they'd stay up as a kind of mutual compensation plan, but as the hour draws near I'm thinking I should have made it several grand instead

Sam Lyon harvesting 'oodles of cracking chat' on BBC; suggest a thread-wide contest to get the risible cretin to publish an inane 'stayed off work to catch all the excitement. Love it. Get in!'-type Tweet

ya chill w/ that

http://imgur.com/lMmER.jpghttp://imgur.com/lMmER.jpg

Oh Christ, he's used mine already

Why not try to guess which one

ANNOYMAN on Twitter: "Made the wife take the newborn out for the day! Dinner in the oven. Can't go 3 months without this top excitement! COYS"

There must've been oodles indeed.

If Everton fans don't want Moyes any more I wouldn't say no, once 'Arry has been banged up/flounced off to England.

Good luck Wolves and Blackpool. Could lose any of the others but I'd kind of hate to see us deprived of the Venky's comedy club so early on.

Lots of people reading too much into Fabregas being at the Spanish Grand Prix and not at th ematch today...

Yeah thinking that he might want to leave Arsenal for Barcelona would be a totally ludicrous leap to make.

Just to clarify, dude on Twitter didn't *name* The Secret Footballer, it was a calculated guess.

Sky's Survival Sunday thing kind of tying in nicely with this Rapture shit innit.