Will the World End in 2012?

if I see Christopher Walken walking around tomorrow I'm shooting that motherbitch square between the eyes, no questions asked...

Dominique Strauss-Kahn totally miscalculated and misunderstood this whole rapeture thing, didn't he?

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I'm sort of mystified as to why he has gotten so much attention in the first place

Has anyone registered www.Lookatitthisfuckingchristian.com yet?

everyone knows that the world's supposed to end in 2012 so it's an easy zing

One year off it's the ultimate in doomsday kitsch .

see you all in the afterlife i guess

no need to panic, it's just like when only the sandbox was available

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yeah I fucked up the end of the poll should've been 20/12/2012 which is actually my birthday! I'm throwing an end of the world party this year.

I beg to differ. The chosen end date guaranteed the poll's results would be available when they were needed.

http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/352972/20120616/black-death-bubonic-plague-oregon-man-cat.htm

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I'm pretty sure if the world was going to end tomorrow, I wouldn't go crazy or party or anything, I'd just lay down and get the nicest sleep of my life.

everything about that story is fucked up but

The unidentified man, who is currently in his 50s, had tried to pry a dead mouse from a stray cat's mouth on June 2 when the cat attacked him.

4 days left... so, bump?

I hope I get a flight refund if the world ends before I take off. Wouldn't be very sporting otherwise now would it?

http://www.cultureslap.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/1.jpeg

are there any good resources chronicling intra-mayan/believer preparation/behaviour for all of this? it's so interesting i think but i haven't been following it

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrence_mckenna#Novelty_theory

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timewave_zero#Timewave_zero_and_the_I_Ching

It was originally calculated to be November and then revised to match up w the Mayan calendar. Looking up Terrence McKenna on youtube will get you plenty of silly lectures superimposed with 90s psychedelic screensavers and barely audible beneath techo.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nibiru_cataclysm

Pretty much all the doomsday theories are your standard end-of-the-world stuff given credence by being arbitrarily connected to the Mayan thing.

You could make a killing selling psychedelic mushrooms this week fwiw

ty adam! it's like the internet rabbit-hole that will occupy my holidays is all mapped out

like, fingers crossed

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'2 – No one really knows how the ancient Mayans got such accurate information that they could construct such a calendar without the modern observational equipment we have today. But we Christians mostly believe it had to be some kind of satanic or demonic influence."

crossmaker
December 15th, 2012, 07:03 PM
What would the Rapture feel/look like?
Is it like a flashlight, cameras that flash at your eyes without notice?
And feel our Heart make a "Vibrate Trumpet" like a cell phone?

wynnsmom
December 15th, 2012, 07:59 PM
My guess - We'll hear a trumpet and an irresistable call to "come on up" and whoosh we are excellerating heavenward. We will know exactly what is happening. It will seem like the most natural thing (as in not shocking that it is happening) thing. I suspect your thought will be, "I'm going home!"

I like "excellerating".

I'm flying to Australia on Friday. See you on the other side!

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Yeah it would probably be just like a Bugs Bunny cartoon.

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc6/188164_382703435149893_2047386305_n.jpg

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poll: Gog v. Magog

v. OMG

keep thinking this is a thread for The World Ends With You when it bumps my bookmarks

Hi

it did, didn't it?

in december two oh one two
it felt like the world would go foom
with goyte, carly rae, and obama

In retrospective… yeah it did