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monday!

"iirc" -- a valuable tool in my ilx arsenal

Nice - if you want, shoot me details at pldennison at yahoo dot com.

ugh guys I just had some sort of mental lapse and logged on to LateNightShots uuuuuuuuuuh

hahahahaha

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does dcist need any film reviewers who only review early 80s crown international teensploitation movies? if so i ACCEPT

If I wasn't out of town I'd apply for that.

Guys our Bloomindale place just went on the market. Someone go buy it, please.

does dcist need any film reviewers who only review early 80s crown international teensploitation movies? if so i ACCEPT

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would read this column

or at least this thread

Anybody wait in line at Shake Shack? Any good?

i mean

its a shake shack man

check yrself

(for the record, none of the tasters said that their preferences were changed after this side-by-side tasting).

regional bias yo

dirty marten's all day

I went to Shake Shack around 4:30 on opening day - there was no line and it's ridiculously better than Five Guys. Still no match for a thicker restaurant burger though.

Best burger I've had lately was at Tonic in MtP! Surprisingly delicious.

hmmm maybe once june hits i can convince office people to do a long lunch and walk to ss some day.

Palin exploiting Rolling Thunder...ugh

just makes rolling thunder look bad, don't worry

Rolling Thunder suuuuuuucks.

hahahaha. i got the hell out of rural america as soon as i possibly could for a reason, rolling thunder.

hipsters joining rolling thunder on their vespas has been my favorite sight of the summer so far for sheer ridiculousness

high temperatures this week:
today 91
weds 91
thurs 87
fri 80
sat 87

you know what's the worst.. is when you get on the metro and as the doors close, realize the car has no air conditioning

oh god that IS the worst!

yesssssssss

Those no-AC metro cars are like being buried alive

AC in my apartment is currently non-functional :(
(i know, nowhere near as bad as a metro car!)

Oh those weather people lied to us it is 96 degrees outside RIGHT NOW

ewwwwwwwwwww

oops my bad it's 97 now

97!

feels like: 101!

Those no-AC metro cars are like being buried alive

― I DIED, Tuesday, May 31, 2011 7:06 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

and they smell awful cause everyone is just sitting in them sweating

how the fuck do people wear suits in this shit

They live in the burbs and drive door to door? I have yet to figure it out. at least I can start wearing skirts. though being this pale is NAGL

i am pale and i wear skirts and i just don't care!!

was all excited that newjob is super close to home, thinking of biking but... even though it's short, there's no way i could swing it and look professional in the summer heat. maybe in fall!

btw idk if any of you regular metro riders follow @metroopensdoors on twitter, but they've put what looks like a pair of new people on the feed and it's gone from uselessly behind exemplar of everything broken abt metro to, like, a really useful rider tool & customer experience responder almost instantaneously. its like night and day--somebody just tweeted at them that there was no a/c in their car, within minutes @metro asked for the car #s to get a tech on it--whether they did or didn't, who knows, but in terms of PR i'm flabbergasted at how well they're coming off all of a sudden.

Consider what it's like waiting for a bus in these temperatures....

Feels like 204 amirite? Sheesh

Just played softball in this shit

i walked a couple miles after work on the way home, by then it was only 90..

so i got some exercise, now thinking about going to the shake shack

we got take out because i refused to cook for fear apt would reach 100 degrees

have decided i'm gonna start keeping my office wardrobe in my cube closet and just start rollin in in my gym clothes

maybe this will encourage me to use the gym & shower across the street from the office in the AMs

I just got back from Las Vegas.

It was a lot cooler there.

On Friday I go to Atlanta.

Probably cooler there, too.

It was indeed cooler in my sc hometown (a few hours north of atl) yesterday than it was here!

hey it's 96 degrees again! AWESOME

skipped the Shake Shack yesterday because I'm trying not to have too much sugar but today .. must go

98. hottest June 1 in over 100 years

sweet lord

arrived at shake shack just before hail storm broke out. seriously. so weird

dear dcites, might you fancy a pint after work on friday?

yesss please