NAMING RIGHTS THREAD: Liverpool really won't win the Premiership 2010-2011

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defoe not happy with bench role as he's training better than ever

Stfu and score some goals you stupid fuckdog

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 10:55 (fifteen years ago)

those ♪♫ s cause me to read that as a jaunty jingle

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 19 May 2011 11:01 (fifteen years ago)

I'm theoretically okay with the idea of selling Defoe until he goes to Everton or someone and scores 25 league goals.

Matt DC, Thursday, 19 May 2011 11:08 (fifteen years ago)

perhaps he could fit in at newcastle

Suggest Banter (Local Garda), Thursday, 19 May 2011 11:09 (fifteen years ago)

Wages too high for Everton I imagine?

Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 May 2011 11:10 (fifteen years ago)

i know matt but he's just not going to do it for us

I dont think he's 'that guy' anymore tbh

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 11:29 (fifteen years ago)

stop writing in verse you, my internal jukebox can't cope

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 19 May 2011 11:34 (fifteen years ago)

thaaat guuuuuuy thank you, thank you

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 11:36 (fifteen years ago)

That's just the way it is
Some players will always be the same

Matt DC, Thursday, 19 May 2011 11:37 (fifteen years ago)

transfers in the night, what were the chances
calls at 3am to trevor francis

Suggest Banter (Local Garda), Thursday, 19 May 2011 11:47 (fifteen years ago)

Show a little faith, there's magic in the night
You ain't Ronaldo, but hey you're alright

Matt DC, Thursday, 19 May 2011 11:49 (fifteen years ago)

By the time I get to Bolton, he'll be risin'

taking ilxers out with a flurry of butthurt (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 May 2011 12:06 (fifteen years ago)

packie bonner told me
There'd be players like this

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 12:09 (fifteen years ago)

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that Rio gives you
Don't do anything at all
Allegedly

taking ilxers out with a flurry of butthurt (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 May 2011 12:12 (fifteen years ago)

'alledgedly'

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 12:16 (fifteen years ago)

he doesn't give you excitment any more i know
but i still remember that day when he scored five goals

Jlloyd, I'm ready to be heartbroken (ken c), Thursday, 19 May 2011 12:16 (fifteen years ago)

stoke
sunderland
it's just a shot away

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 19 May 2011 12:31 (fifteen years ago)

john terry is a cuuunt

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 12:38 (fifteen years ago)

Chris Hughton 5/4 Susp.
Neil Warnock 6/1 Susp.
Martin O'Neill 6/1 Susp.
Dave Jones 6/1 Susp.
Sam Allardyce 7/1 Susp.
Malky MacKay 8/1 Susp.
Alex McLeish 10/1 Susp.
Paul Lambert 10/1 Susp.
Gus Poyet 12/1 Susp.
Roberto Di Matteo 14/1 Susp.
Kevin Keen 14/1 Susp.
Steve McClaren 18/1 Susp.
Paulo Di Canio 20/1 Susp.
Slaven Bilic 20/1 Susp.
Iain Dowie 20/1 Susp.
Ian Holloway 20/1 Susp.
Billy Davies 20/1 Susp.
Ray Wilkins 25/1 Susp.
Alan Curbishley 25/1 Susp.
Peter Reid 25/1 Susp.
Stuart Pearce 33/1 Susp.
Nigel Pearson 33/1

Hughton price suggests he'll be the next WHU manager but Wilkins and Curbishley may be worth a shiny pound coin?

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 19 May 2011 12:49 (fifteen years ago)

Is there a way to bet on it *not* being O'Neill?

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 19 May 2011 12:52 (fifteen years ago)

bet on everyone else

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 12:53 (fifteen years ago)

15 Blackburn 37 7 7 5 22 16 3 3 12 21 41 -14 40
16 Wolverhampton 37 8 4 6 28 27 3 3 13 16 36 -19 40
17 Birmingham 37 6 8 5 19 22 2 7 9 17 34 -20 39
18 Blackpool 37 5 5 9 30 37 5 4 9 23 37 -21 39
19 Wigan 37 5 8 6 22 34 3 7 8 17 27 -22 39

Blackpool 2/7 Susp.
Birmingham 8/13 Susp.
Wigan 8/11 Susp.
Wolves 8/1 Susp.
Blackburn 8/1 Susp.

Man Utd v Blackpool, 16:00
Stoke v Wigan, 16:00
Tottenham v Birmingham, 16:00
Wolverhampton v Blackburn, 16:00

Blackburn as easy money?

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 19 May 2011 12:55 (fifteen years ago)

sticking a grand on Mourinho as we speak, thanks!

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 19 May 2011 12:55 (fifteen years ago)

Is there a way to bet on it *not* being O'Neill?

I know nothing about gambling but i believe you can do this kind of thing on betfair

Number None, Thursday, 19 May 2011 12:56 (fifteen years ago)

Wait why is Warnock second-favourite? Are QPR about to do something insanely self-destructive like sacking him, failing to lure Sven and ending up with Glenn Roeder?

Matt DC, Thursday, 19 May 2011 12:56 (fifteen years ago)

Blackburn aren't going down. I fear Sunday could be a big letdown, with Stoke and Man U powering their way to early leads and routine wins.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 19 May 2011 12:57 (fifteen years ago)

Everyone in the bottom three to lose, calling it.

Matt DC, Thursday, 19 May 2011 12:58 (fifteen years ago)

Not sure why people think established Premiership manager Ian Holloway would want to manage a Championship club.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 19 May 2011 12:59 (fifteen years ago)

Wd have to be an insane set of circumstances for Blackburn to go down. I can picture Wigan getting something at Stoke, or Birmingham getting something at Spurs, but if Blackpool don't get beaten then Man U want throwing out of the league.

taking ilxers out with a flurry of butthurt (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 May 2011 12:59 (fifteen years ago)

if Blackpool don't get beaten then Man U want throwing out of the league

^^ would take this scenario.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 19 May 2011 13:00 (fifteen years ago)

I am sure that the Premier League will enforce the full strength team rule just as assiduously as they've done with Blackpool and Wolves in the last couple of seasons.

taking ilxers out with a flurry of butthurt (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 May 2011 13:02 (fifteen years ago)

they've let us away with playing crouch

♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 13:03 (fifteen years ago)

Blackpool might be better off against and injury-shy and half-arsed United first XI than a team of likely subs frantically pushing for a CL starting place.

Matt DC, Thursday, 19 May 2011 13:06 (fifteen years ago)

I was at OT for their last-day loss to West Ham in 2007. It was great. Man Utd tried hard enough, but when the pressure's off these things happen.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 19 May 2011 13:07 (fifteen years ago)

What's the fine for fielding an understrength team? What's the reward for keeping your players fit and winning the Champions League? How much of a fuck does Fergie give about Premier League rules?

the goon is in the gutter (onimo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 13:10 (fifteen years ago)

xxp

I've thought the same thing myself tbh Matt.

taking ilxers out with a flurry of butthurt (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 May 2011 13:11 (fifteen years ago)

Wolves got £25k fine, suspended. Winning the CL's worth about £20k.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 19 May 2011 13:13 (fifteen years ago)

:)

the goon is in the gutter (onimo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 13:14 (fifteen years ago)

sorry, been in the Prem long enough to not expect stupid shit like justice by now

taking ilxers out with a flurry of butthurt (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 May 2011 13:17 (fifteen years ago)

Utd will win. The weakened team rule is so stupid though

Number None, Thursday, 19 May 2011 13:20 (fifteen years ago)

i think it's stupid now that there's a squad limit. it's not so stupid in terms of clubs depending for their league status on other teams being arsed to turn up.

taking ilxers out with a flurry of butthurt (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 May 2011 13:21 (fifteen years ago)

It's harsh but thems the breaks. As you say, with a squad limit how can you really define what a weakened team is?

Number None, Thursday, 19 May 2011 13:22 (fifteen years ago)

If Blackpool were serious about staying up they'd put Allardyce or Hughes in charge for the last game.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 19 May 2011 13:23 (fifteen years ago)

Or Steve Bruce or Roy Keane, doesn't really matter who.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 19 May 2011 13:23 (fifteen years ago)

i'm more bothered by the fact that Wolves and Blackpool got singled out for mid-season games when bigger clubs have been consistently allowed to play effectively "weakened" teams before European games. i got no beef with the clubs, this is why you have a squad.

taking ilxers out with a flurry of butthurt (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 May 2011 13:24 (fifteen years ago)

I agree completely

Number None, Thursday, 19 May 2011 13:25 (fifteen years ago)

OT but having 23-man squads for international tournaments is stupidly bloated when 25 is more than enough to get any club through a season

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 19 May 2011 13:29 (fifteen years ago)

well it's not 25 is it? 25 over 21s or whatever...part of the point of the squad rule, which i think is good, was to encourage clubs to develop more of their own players

taking ilxers out with a flurry of butthurt (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 May 2011 13:32 (fifteen years ago)

True. Picking an XI of just kids could be worthy of punishment in that case.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 19 May 2011 13:36 (fifteen years ago)

also thought international squad also takes into account that you play a little more frequently than in a league?

Jlloyd, I'm ready to be heartbroken (ken c), Thursday, 19 May 2011 13:52 (fifteen years ago)


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