WHO THE FUCK READS THE DAILY EXPRESS?

The rest of the week it's doughnuts or somesuch, retail price 60p (took a sneak look inside), apart from Saturday where it's free cuppa coffee, £1.20.

(I'm repping for no reason really, there's no Greggs around here anyway)

There is here. It sells flat flaky soggy tasteless crap. Much like the DE.

On Monday our local paper gave away a free bag of chips up to the value of £1.50.

Ah, I have found a local one to me, but it's Thai Chicken Soup day at Eat, so forget it.

Greggs is the worst. It's the fast food equiv. of... the Daily Express.

It's food done in a way that English people like...

In East London it's all about Percy Ingle, the only chain bakery with a grime mixtape named after it.

Still only halfway through eating my bag of sugar here. Slow down with the free food already.

people dissing Gregg's need to stop fronting. cheese savoury & bacon sandwich is kick-ass

The actual sandwiches seem alright, the couple times I've had one.

the pies vary in goodness and clearly it ain't health food but for a chain bakers they're pretty good. they're no Wright's Pies but tragically we don't have them up here

On Monday our local paper gave away a free bag of chips up to the value of £1.50.

― i can't, i won't (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 09:49 (20 minutes ago) Bookmark

When I was a boy it was the other way round. We knew where we stood.

again, i'll rep for the egg sandwiches in poppy (not sesame) seed bread.

Today is your day.

I was sure we had a Greggs poll but I couldn't find it.

found this though: GINSTERS POLL

The Greggs steak bake pretty much served as 90% of my diet at university.The Ginsters slice are actually edible cold, but then again I like my Greggs bakes, if not cold, then at least slightly congealed.

I really deserve to die of a heart attack before the time I'm 40, huh?

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 12:54 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I went into Greggs once to buy a sausage roll, mid-afternoon. I took what I thought was the tasty processed meat snack back to my office and opened the bag, to find about £800 in cash. The cashier who served me must have given me the bag containing some portion of the cashing up. Being a decent citizen, I took the money back. They gave me a free sausage roll as my reward.

fool.

I weighed it up, but thought that the cashier would probably have gotten the sack or at least a carpetting. I definitely should have demanded free sausage rolls for life though.

I really like Greggs, purely because 60p for a hot sausage roll that you can eat as soon as you pay for it seems pretty reasonable to me.

Our local Greggs has to deal with competition from a West Cornwall Pasty along the street.

if they're one of those 3 quid a pop 'gourmet' joints then that ain't much competition

So I'm just going to assume that this "tomorrow's Express front page" is not a hoax:
http://s3.amazonaws.com/files.posterous.com/psythor/cI4hI9GcgPmTqebix4ESfbeo6DJUceZTfCyrZ2AKMbE9LDVIonH9IgJ2O6t4/301308812.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJFZAE65UYRT34AOQ&Expires=1305757415&Signature=AU2nWQsNdvgm8NnawZov6Fcah1o%3D

Ethnic numbers! More of them!

Belgian buns? Surely not.

At least the icing is white.

Totally trolling me with the Belgian buns giveaway.

Nah, their buns are very poor. Too much icing and the 'bread' bit is too dry.

Tory MP Stewart Jackson said: “The data reflects the consequences of Labour’s ‘open-door’ immigration policy.

That wouldn't be the Tory MP Stewart Jackson who claimed for getting his pool cleaned on expenses and is married to Sarah O’Grady, a journalist for a national newspaper? Surely not the same Sarah O'Grady who wrote this piece of shit article?

Pretty sure all our numbers are ethnic. Bloody Arabs.

http://cdn.images.dailyexpress.co.uk/img/comments/nocomments.gif

I went into Greggs once to buy a sausage roll, mid-afternoon. I took what I thought was the tasty processed meat snack back to my office and opened the bag, to find about £800 in cash. The cashier who served me must have given me the bag containing some portion of the cashing up. Being a decent citizen, I took the money back. They gave me a free sausage roll as my reward.

i'd have been scared of being caught. would have wanted to keep it badly though, v badly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIAdHEwiAy8

I'd have eaten the money.

really I should have come here first for advice

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/826480/Free.JPG

hah!

Surprised Murdoch is allowing clowning of Chinese govt tbh.

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2011/May/Week3/15995737.jpg

BLEEDIN' BROWN CHOCOLATE COMING OVER HERE, COVERING OUR TRADITIONAL ENGLISH PASTRIES

They didn't have the woman aiming the éclair into her mouth.

Must have hurt to put the acute on the E.

Hold down 'AltGr' and type 'e'

Thanks Mark - I méant it must have hurt the anti-Éurope Éxpréss to use filthy foréign punctuation.

touché

Oh I see, I hadn't noticed.

“Fifty years ago, the single-use plastic bag was almost unheard of.

“Now we use them for a few minutes and they pollute our environment for decades,” said EU Environment Commissioner Janez Potocnik.

we use them for a few minutes and they pollute our environment for decades

Much like a Greggs chocolate éclair.

I like that one!

oops, wrong thread

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2011/Jun/Week1/16003941.jpg

Wow.

that's quite irresponsible