WHO THE FUCK READS THE DAILY EXPRESS?

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That girl's still smiling - the staff in Greggs must be pretty sick of her tho. Coming in with the voucher every day, as of someone approaching a rations counter.

Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 06:51 (fifteen years ago)

MILLIONS MUST WORK AFTER 70... like this woman in the hat pictured below...

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 07:17 (fifteen years ago)

Ah, yeah, but she's DEFIANT and wont be COWED into RETIRING!!!

Also, the greggs freebie is the big one! Sammich worth up to £2.85 mates!

Mark G, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 08:18 (fifteen years ago)

What Greggs products are left for Thursday and Friday? Take it that Belgian buns are out of the window, dreadful foreign muck.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 08:23 (fifteen years ago)

I'm sure you can get all this stuff free every day from the dumpster around the back of Greggs, without having to buy the DE.

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 08:27 (fifteen years ago)

seems like something evil foreigners would make you do though, diana.

popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 08:28 (fifteen years ago)

No thanks, I get my daily dose of xenophobia elsewhere
IWANT ONE NOW!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE OPEN GREGGS IN DUBAI!!! its nearly 2pm here so afternoon tea and a lemon drizzle doughnut how lovely!!!! will have to make do with just tea :-(
People should air their political views elsewhere. Why 'like' Greggs on facebook if all yr gonna do is post your political prejudices on their posts. Greggs is about supporting a north east based company, whom we love and support and are proud of. and it's all about THE FOOD and not your cynical agendas. Get over yourselves and eat an eclair.
my mum liked the donut, i dont care about politics.
http://www.facebook.com/greggsthebakers/posts/148927931843694

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 08:35 (fifteen years ago)

The rest of the week it's doughnuts or somesuch, retail price 60p (took a sneak look inside), apart from Saturday where it's free cuppa coffee, £1.20.

(I'm repping for no reason really, there's no Greggs around here anyway)

Mark G, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 08:43 (fifteen years ago)

There is here. It sells flat flaky soggy tasteless crap. Much like the DE.

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 08:48 (fifteen years ago)

On Monday our local paper gave away a free bag of chips up to the value of £1.50.

i can't, i won't (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 08:49 (fifteen years ago)

Ah, I have found a local one to me, but it's Thai Chicken Soup day at Eat, so forget it.

Mark G, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 09:00 (fifteen years ago)

Greggs is the worst. It's the fast food equiv. of... the Daily Express.

popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 09:03 (fifteen years ago)

It's food done in a way that English people like...

Mark G, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 09:07 (fifteen years ago)

In East London it's all about Percy Ingle, the only chain bakery with a grime mixtape named after it.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 09:10 (fifteen years ago)

Still only halfway through eating my bag of sugar here. Slow down with the free food already.

immer wieder, ralf & günther (NickB), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 09:12 (fifteen years ago)

people dissing Gregg's need to stop fronting. cheese savoury & bacon sandwich is kick-ass

taking ilxers out with a flurry of butthurt (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 09:15 (fifteen years ago)

The actual sandwiches seem alright, the couple times I've had one.

Mark G, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 09:17 (fifteen years ago)

the pies vary in goodness and clearly it ain't health food but for a chain bakers they're pretty good. they're no Wright's Pies but tragically we don't have them up here

taking ilxers out with a flurry of butthurt (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 09:18 (fifteen years ago)

On Monday our local paper gave away a free bag of chips up to the value of £1.50.

― i can't, i won't (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 09:49 (20 minutes ago) Bookmark

When I was a boy it was the other way round. We knew where we stood.

broodje kroket (dog latin), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 09:20 (fifteen years ago)

again, i'll rep for the egg sandwiches in poppy (not sesame) seed bread.

broodje kroket (dog latin), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 09:23 (fifteen years ago)

Today is your day.

Mark G, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 09:34 (fifteen years ago)

I was sure we had a Greggs poll but I couldn't find it.

found this though: GINSTERS POLL

The Greggs steak bake pretty much served as 90% of my diet at university.The Ginsters slice are actually edible cold, but then again I like my Greggs bakes, if not cold, then at least slightly congealed.

I really deserve to die of a heart attack before the time I'm 40, huh?

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 12:54 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the goon is in the gutter (onimo), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 09:55 (fifteen years ago)

I went into Greggs once to buy a sausage roll, mid-afternoon. I took what I thought was the tasty processed meat snack back to my office and opened the bag, to find about £800 in cash. The cashier who served me must have given me the bag containing some portion of the cashing up. Being a decent citizen, I took the money back. They gave me a free sausage roll as my reward.

Neil S, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 11:42 (fifteen years ago)

fool.

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 11:42 (fifteen years ago)

I weighed it up, but thought that the cashier would probably have gotten the sack or at least a carpetting. I definitely should have demanded free sausage rolls for life though.

Neil S, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 11:45 (fifteen years ago)

I really like Greggs, purely because 60p for a hot sausage roll that you can eat as soon as you pay for it seems pretty reasonable to me.

ha ha ha ha jack my swag (boxedjoy), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 12:40 (fifteen years ago)

Our local Greggs has to deal with competition from a West Cornwall Pasty along the street.

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 17:09 (fifteen years ago)

if they're one of those 3 quid a pop 'gourmet' joints then that ain't much competition

taking ilxers out with a flurry of butthurt (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 17:11 (fifteen years ago)

Ethnic numbers! More of them!

oppet, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 22:21 (fifteen years ago)

Belgian buns? Surely not.

a fucking stove just fell on my foot. (Colonel Poo), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 22:22 (fifteen years ago)

At least the icing is white.

oppet, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 22:25 (fifteen years ago)

Totally trolling me with the Belgian buns giveaway.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 22:34 (fifteen years ago)

Nah, their buns are very poor. Too much icing and the 'bread' bit is too dry.

i can't, i won't (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 19 May 2011 08:10 (fifteen years ago)

Tory MP Stewart Jackson said: “The data reflects the consequences of Labour’s ‘open-door’ immigration policy.

That wouldn't be the Tory MP Stewart Jackson who claimed for getting his pool cleaned on expenses and is married to Sarah O’Grady, a journalist for a national newspaper? Surely not the same Sarah O'Grady who wrote this piece of shit article?

i can't, i won't (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 19 May 2011 08:36 (fifteen years ago)

Pretty sure all our numbers are ethnic. Bloody Arabs.

I LOVE BELARUS (ShariVari), Thursday, 19 May 2011 08:43 (fifteen years ago)

http://cdn.images.dailyexpress.co.uk/img/comments/nocomments.gif

James Mitchell, Thursday, 19 May 2011 08:44 (fifteen years ago)

I went into Greggs once to buy a sausage roll, mid-afternoon. I took what I thought was the tasty processed meat snack back to my office and opened the bag, to find about £800 in cash. The cashier who served me must have given me the bag containing some portion of the cashing up. Being a decent citizen, I took the money back. They gave me a free sausage roll as my reward.

i'd have been scared of being caught. would have wanted to keep it badly though, v badly.

Suggest Banter (Local Garda), Thursday, 19 May 2011 08:47 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIAdHEwiAy8

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Thursday, 19 May 2011 08:53 (fifteen years ago)

I'd have eaten the money.

broodje kroket (dog latin), Thursday, 19 May 2011 10:13 (fifteen years ago)

really I should have come here first for advice

Neil S, Thursday, 19 May 2011 10:16 (fifteen years ago)

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/826480/Free.JPG

joe, Thursday, 19 May 2011 13:31 (fifteen years ago)

hah!

broodje kroket (dog latin), Thursday, 19 May 2011 13:32 (fifteen years ago)

Surprised Murdoch is allowing clowning of Chinese govt tbh.

Neil S, Thursday, 19 May 2011 13:59 (fifteen years ago)

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2011/May/Week3/15995737.jpg

BLEEDIN' BROWN CHOCOLATE COMING OVER HERE, COVERING OUR TRADITIONAL ENGLISH PASTRIES

James Mitchell, Friday, 20 May 2011 09:07 (fifteen years ago)

They didn't have the woman aiming the éclair into her mouth.

Hippocratic Oaf (DavidM), Friday, 20 May 2011 09:21 (fifteen years ago)

Must have hurt to put the acute on the E.

the goon is in the gutter (onimo), Friday, 20 May 2011 09:24 (fifteen years ago)

Hold down 'AltGr' and type 'e'

Mark G, Friday, 20 May 2011 09:25 (fifteen years ago)

Thanks Mark - I méant it must have hurt the anti-Éurope Éxpréss to use filthy foréign punctuation.

the goon is in the gutter (onimo), Friday, 20 May 2011 09:27 (fifteen years ago)

touché

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Friday, 20 May 2011 09:28 (fifteen years ago)


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